Valve's fake, rigged, waste of time Progress Quest troll Portal 2 ARG

traveler said:
This is going to end with the Episode 3 unveil. It just has to at this point... right? :(



It is going to end in Valve announcing they never have nor ever will be making Ep 3.


Why not just give a bigger "fuck you" to everyone?
 
I don't get why people don't like the
customization
stuff from that screen. It's all
cosmetic
anway.
 
Jintor said:
Damn, neither of those games are going to finish before the hour is up BUT I CAN'T STOP REFRESHING THE PAGE

REFRESH?! I THOUGHT THAT CRAP UPDATED ITSELF!
 
It's going to finish in 20 minutes!

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ShallNoiseUpon said:
It is going to end in Valve announcing they never have nor ever will be making Ep 3.


Why not just give a bigger "fuck you" to everyone?
Ep 3 canned in place of the Fairy RPG.
 
That is just absolute bullshit. I'm not saying they had to do the game at all but seriously, don't make it seem like there's something behind it and there's nothing. That's really kind of shitty.
 
Spire said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

People getting pissed because you can customize multiplayer avatars. That's amazing.

Any extra Portal 2 content is an added plus to me. This is just hinting to them supporting the game in the long run, which is fantastic!
 
What are you guys doing actually discussing Portal 2 in this thread? This is the thread where we discuss progress bars and getting mercilessly trolled.
 
autobzooty said:
the game is gonna come out when the timer hits zero, right

Zero is when they're going to walk over to the switch and flip it.

How long it takes for that change to propagate is debatable, and then there's decryption to deal with. Even if it pops the game open on 12:37 AM EST on the dot most people won't probably be playing until 1 AM.
 
Misanthropy said:
Hell yea
Red and cyan skinned robots kicking ass all the way to GladOS' engineer's mom!
Not sure if joke...


...seriously pandemonium has me worried whether this is a joke or not.
 
Seems like there are a lot of people who have already decided exactly how this works and what is going to happen, and are throwing tantrums based on their assumptions.
 
Zombie James said:
I can't believe Killing Floor only took off 5 minutes. Five minutes.
They have to ensure that golden potato folks get an actually significant amount of lead time. They waited too long to unlock them. I'm guessing Defense Grid will do similarly little.
 
Kind of a side-note, does anyone know if its possible to transfer the pre-load files from my laptop to desktop, and where said files might be?
 
This whole thing is pretty funny to be honest. Valve is by many considered the best game developer there is. They have such a dedicated fanbase, and they choose to repay their fans dedication by pissing all over them.

I do feel bad for the fans that dedicated an entire weekend or more, playing random indie games. Just because they so desperately want to play portal 2.
 
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