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[Thoraxes]

He's now fucking a corpse. I repeat Joe Biden is fucking a corpse.

Knowing good ol' Joe, he's done worse

 

[Loudninja]

Hey isnt't Biden supposed to be a dumb old Gaffe machine?!?

Ah yes.

 

[Hours Left]

I think this is the most impressive I've ever seen Biden. He's killing it.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Keep sippin dat water Ryan. It wont help.

 

[GSR]

Please. Someone. Anyone.

Take the GIF of Ocelot in MGS4 shrugging/laughing/running away and put Biden's face on it.

 

[Tim-E]

bubububub biden will come off as a gaffe ridden old man against a young gun full of swagger

 

[Arde5643]

Holy shit, holy shit, Ryan/Romney ethered on everything foreign policy here.

 

[B-Dubs]

Biden just smacked Ryan.

With his humongous DICK

 

[codhand]

I could make the case this is a worse trouncing than Romney v Obama, Biden is in his zone, going hard in the paint etc.

 

[Trigger]

I've never felt so attracted to Joe Biden before. I hope he gets laid tonight.

 

[KingGondo]

Later that night...

 

[LiK]

I'm mesmerized by Biden

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Hey isnt't Biden supposed to be a dumb old Gaffe machine?!?

Just don't ask him about Great Depression era media.

 

[Violater]

afghans to do da job!

News tomorrow, "Biden giving away US jobs"

 

[CrankyJay]

Love how their ties match their parties. Biden is blue. Stripes moving to the left.

Ryan is red. Stripes moving to the right.

 

[thecouncil]

So how does CNN figure out how the undecided are feeling at any given time? Do they hook up cables to their nipples or something?

dials. positive / negative. like what you hear, turn the dial positive.

they have a group of about 20 "undecideds"

 

[aceface]

Biden is much better off the cuff than Obama. He is money on this foreign policy stuff.

 

[K.Sabot]

Biden is ravaging.

He's also ravishing.

 

[DrFunk]

FADC into hyper combo

 

[Loudninja]

haha it's not foreign policy to send a secret seal force into pakistan to get osama bin laden



how much you want to bet how it plays?

I'll bet you. Thirty love points that it plays poorly. It's not that he's wrong to laugh at Ryan; it's that it's an inappropriate time. This is serious stuff.

Nobody who matters cares.

 

[Incendiary]

Ryan just sounded like he learned all of this from playing Risk or RTSes.

He learned foreign policy from Risk and debate tactics from Pictionary.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Moderator: Serious question...

Ryan: Answer laden with facts, details, and specifics

Biden: Blather, mock, roll his eyes, laugh, denigrate, misrepresent, spin, spin spin.

Repeat until everyone is sick to their stomachs.

Fox news live chat comment

 

[SquiddyCracker]

This will hit the Independants hard.

I think a large percentage of the undecided voters are strongly against the United States getting involved in another war, and I highly doubt that Ryan will be able to dispell the idea that's been planted in their heads now - that Romney&Co will probably start another war.

 

[MasterShotgun]

I hope Obama is taking notes. He shouldn't get quite this aggressive with Romney though.

 

[Baconsammy]

Ryan looks like and has the mannerisms of the glee club teacher on Glee. I keep waiting for him to sing some Rihanna.

 

[Azure Dream]

Ryan just did the most blatant "NOBODY IS SAYING" lie face about putting troops down. I'm scared.

 

[Owzers]

outsourcing our foreign policy with the U.N.


My mind hurts

 

[Wallach]

Can Obama and Biden switch places this season? I want to see Biden destroy Romney.

 

[kylej]

ryan has the most stilted painful delivery in the world

 

[Ravensmash]

lol fucking ryan going after the russians


dem geopolitical foes

 

[MetatronM]

I'll also point out that even though the CNN dial absolutely hated Biden at the start of the debate, he's been gradually and completely winning them over throughout the course of the debate to the point that they're now virtually completely solidly positive whenever he speaks.

 

[Juice]

A friend just texted me:

"Facts matter" should be the new Obama/Biden slogan.




So awesome.

 

[Kinyou]

About 4 days ago was the 11th anniversary that we went into Afghanistan. How much longer do we need to be there?

The actual question is why you went there in the first place and if you accomplished that goal.

 

[Divvy]

dials. positive / negative. like what you hear, turn the dial positive.

Cool thanks, so it's literally this?

 

[Salvadora]

Biden should be president.

 

[Cousteau]

No armor strong enough to take these hits

 

[Veezy]

Biden is much better off the cuff than Obama. He is money on this foreign policy stuff.

Didn't he spend a huge chunk of time on a foreign policy committee?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Later that night...

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Drakeon]

I could make the case this is a worse trouncing than Romney v Obama, Biden is in his zone, going hard in the paint etc.

This is a MUCH worse trouncing than Romney did to Obama. However, its only the VP debate, no guarantee it has as much impact.

 

[_woLf]

He just brought up Russia. Trap card activate..?

 

[Empty]

ryan is doing better on this question

edit: then joe goes straight to the specifics question. well played.

 

[speculawyer]

So what is your plan Ryan? Move the USA into Syria? FUCK THAT SHIT.

 

[Zabka]

Foreign policy is Joe's bread and butter. Now he's giving the fucking death stare.

 

[J10]

Afghanistan, you gon' get this work.

 

[Amir0x]

bubububub biden will come off as a gaffe ridden old man against a young gun full of swagger

I said it before, and I'll say it again... Biden remains one of the most effective speakers directly to the American people out there. He can, at times, rival Clinton with his next-doorisms. He's obviously not the astute politician Clinton is, but as a speaker? Check out that speech he gave to veterans describing how he can relate to the agony of losing a loved one; never have I seen a more genuinely emotional political moment.

 

[thecouncil]

Cool thanks, so it's literally this?

ha. yeah, im pretty sure.

 

[MidnightRider]

What's sad is that Ryan is the hero of the current Republican party

You must have been under a rock during the PRESIDENTIAL debate. Romney owned. Ryan lost the hero rights after that.

 

[PhatSaqs]

Ryan is getting his ass roasted.

 

[Angry Fork]

Anyone know what page in this thread is when the debates started? (50 ppp) I want to follow along with gaf posts when I watch the debate, it makes this stuff so much more fun.

 

[Robot Pants]

Man, I'm feeling sorry for Ryan. Whenever it's his turn to speak I just cringe.