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[Subpar Spatula]

It's not just some movies. He ran the franchise he created into the ground.

You need to take a step back and reevaluate if some bad movies made you this bitter.

 

[HStallion]

I'm not sure how Lucas ran his properties into the ground and then somehow sold his company and the rights to said properties for several billions of dollars to Disney.

 

[mr jones]

Are autographs really more "honest" though?

I was always under the impression the reasoning behind getting one was to prove to people you actually met the celebrity you said you did.

Which is kinda weird, because what kind of bullshit artist you have to be to get a goddamn signature to prove to your friends you're not lying? Like, how dishonest are you in the day to day that when you tell people you bumped into George Lucas once they're like "I need this in writing, Fred, you piece of shit, I've been burned by you one time too many, but not today, pal. Show me receipts right fuckin' now, or you're getting a slap."

I don't know why, but for some reason, I heard this being said by John Oliver.

Like, how dishonest are you in the day to day that when you tell people you bumped into George Lucas once they're like "I need this in writing, Fred, you piece of shit, I've been burned by you one time too many, but not today, pal. Show me receipts right fuckin' now, or you're getting a slap."

 

[Bobby Roberts]

oh shit

 

[cwmartin]

Being mad at people selling your autograph is like a basketball player being mad the guy that puts ice into his ice bath.

"get a job!" the rich man screams to the poor. A true classic.

 

[highrider]

How wude.

This post deserves more love.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

oh shit

John Oliver I presume?

 

[Stinkles]

I do have a Stinkles autograph on a Halo Fest poster.

Frank how much you charging nowadays? ��

About forty or fifty nanochlorians.

 

[DorkLord54]

Ditka, but he'd need an extra week to master the Force.

Aaynd don't till me he'd iver lose ta dose Dee-troit Lions. Dey wouldn't know what's comin' ta dem til it's too late. Dus, lit us seng more praises to...

Da Bears!

 

[TheJollyCorner]

I'd rather get a good hover-hand pic with a celeb than an autograph!