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[Dalek]

Waco Police: Fully Loaded Handgun Found in Female's Vagina

WACO -- Waco Police discovered a large drug stash during a traffic stop and a fully loaded handgun hidden in the female suspect's vagina.

The incident occurred Monday night shortly before 11:00 p.m. Waco officers stopped a vehicle for a traffic violation and discovered a large quantity of Methamphetamine.

During the arrest a male and female were taken into custody. While transporting the suspects it was discovered that that female had concealed a fully loaded Smith and Wesson .22 cal. Semi-auto handgun inside her vagina.

Officers had initially stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover at 15th and Blair in North Waco. After the traffic stop the Hispanic male driver, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was found to be in possession of 2.7 grams of Methamphetamine that he had concealed under his driver’s seat. Garcia was arrested and charged with Possession of Methamphetamine in a Drug Free Zone. The stop was within 1000 feet of West Elementary School.

During Castaneda’s transport to the jail she told the officer that she had concealed a handgun inside her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched Castaneda discovering she had in fact placed a loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity. The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets.

 

[jwk94]

How??

 

[MartyStu]

I...I am done with this world.

 

[SamuelSupreme]

wat

 

[FZZ]

How the fuck does a handgun fit inside a vagina

Nvm just remembered giving birth

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

I've heard of using silencers to muffle the fire but the is ridiculous

 

[Best Nintendo Fan Ever]

How the fuck does a handgun fit inside a vagina

 

[Shiina]

At least it wasn't a whole chicken

 

[John Kowalski]

Haha, she looks like someone i know.

 

[slabrock]

was the safety on?

 

[Fenderputty]

That seems like it would not be, pleasant.

How the fuck does a handgun fit inside a vagina

Nvm just remembered giving birth

It's reasonable to wonder considering the angular shape.

 

[Nobility]

I don't even know where to begin on this one...

 

[Miles Quaritch]

How big is that gun?

 

[Stinkles]

Now that's what I call a loophole.

 

[InfiniteBento]

Some Texas chainsaw kinda shit

 

[Tenebrous]

Could've been the most bizarre abortion attempt ever.

 

[Alucrid]

i don't think that's what concealed carry means

 

[NumberTwo]

 

[mkenyon]

How big is that gun?

Pretty small.

But would still make most of GAF jealous.

 

[injurai]

Chambered? CHAMBERED?

good lord

 

[Dalek]

How big is that gun?

 

[Slayven]

What people thinking

What it probably was

 

[mkenyon]

Chambered? CHAMBERED?

good lord

It's not like her cervix has the ability to deal with the trigger pull.

 

[Crud]

 

[LegalEagleMike]

What people thinking

What it probably was

Much more reasonable gun to shove in a vagina. Thank you for putting this in perspective.

 

[notworksafe]

How??

Carefully

 

[maquiladora]

They were trying for a baby and a friend told her boyfriend was shooting blanks. So this was her solution.

 

[| Praxis |]

I thought this was quite common (well, not common, but not news worthy?) I have heard about a few just on the podcast Sword and Scale. One woman had a stolen gun hidden in her vagina, and the original owner said he wanted it back when the cops were done with it, but he was going to wash it in bleach. Classy ladies.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

A glock would have made for a better headline.

 

[hwalker84]

Not really that big.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Chicks with clicks.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I think she misunderstood the term 'safe sex'.

 

[Stormhammer]

a bullet with butterfly wings

 

[akira28]

yep the old saturday night specials were pretty small, cheap, popular with the gun-in-the-snooch crowd.

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Now that's what I call feminine protection, amirite? High five up top, don't leave me hangin...

Also, am I the only one tired of the usage of "male" and "female" in the police statement? Why can't they use "man" and "woman"? The suspects /are/ human, after all.

 

[entremet]

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

Can't find a good picture of Kimmy from the wire.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

T..watt?! Triggers. Triggers everywhere..

 

[Volimar]

yep the old saturday night specials were pretty small, cheap, popular with the gun-in-the-snooch crowd.

Is....Is that a thing?

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Chambered? CHAMBERED?

good lord

my reaction basically.

 

[>:)]

To be the female officer that pulled that out...

If there was ever someone more deserving of a kickstarter...

 

[ElTorro]

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Not really that big.

Hey, to some GAF members, a 2 1/8" barrel is just big enough.

 

[Sub_Level]

 

[ginger ninja]

Son of a gun.

 

[DJMicLuv]

For some reason I keep thinking of Martin Scorcese in Taxi Driver.
"Now THAT you should see!"
*shudder*

 

[30yearsofhurt]

Clear case of penis envy.

 

[alr1ght]

 

[Fenderputty]

What people thinking

What it probably was

I was thinking what it probably was which is still quite the accomplishment IMHO.

 

[Spladam]

REALLY hope she had the safety on....