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[Mimosa97]

Y'all need to open up your mind. If she was some crazy 55 yo german lady, you'd be calling this shit performance art.

I for one applaud this extraordinary feat. The human body is really a thing of wonder.

 

[PAULINK]

maybe it's like some sort of anti rape protection?

 

[FStop7]

Guns are for pussies.

 

[see5harp]

I'm not a huge porn guy but I've seen some shit. A pistol ain't that crazy but it is kinda crazy she probably had to sit in the back of a police car and walk around for a while with it in her.

 

[EASTC0AST_GH05T]

I have seen this before on Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

[RedRum]

Well, I am really at a loss for words with this one.

 

[injurai]

It's not like her cervix has the ability to deal with the trigger pull.

But what if it gets cocked.

 

[AppleMIX]

I swear I hear a story similar to this about a year ago.

 

[CelticKnight]

I wonder if there's a relevant Simpson's gif for this?

 

[steveovig]

Imagine being the cop who had to pry that sucker out.

 

[redmetal86]

Her and Sex Machine should meet.

 

[Patrol]

This is exactly why we need to do strip searches for all inmates going and staying in jail (no strips necessary for quick trips like misd cites/drunk in public/DUI).

 

[Troy]

This sounds fishy to me.

 

[Messypandas]

Did it have a muffler.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

16 in the clit and one in the hole

 

[Angelus Errare]

Choppers choppin
pussy poppin

 

[Shmuppers]

GOD DAMMIT

 

[lamaroo]

Wonder if it was chambered before she put it in there.

 

[Az987]

See? I told you a .22 was a pussy gun.

 

[rtcn63]

 

[RyudBoy]

That's some killer pussy right there.

 

[Tripolygon]

People asking how, do you not realize you came out of there?

 

[HeySeuss]

I remember this thread from awhile back. Do we have a date on this story or is this old news that popped back up again?

 

[Zen_Arcade]

That's not the type of magnum you're supposed to put in there lady.

 

[akira28]

Is....Is that a thing?

well, yes. razor blades in mouths and guns in vaginas have been a thing for decades now. where have you been?

 

[Nose Master]

So... did she shove it in there before the stop, or does she just keep it down there just in case?

 

[HeySeuss]

We've had this thread twice before. Apparently it happens about once a year...lol


Apparently I can't copy and paste on my phone. But just search police find gun in vagina and we've had 2 threads. One actually looks like the the woman from this thread.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Phew, it ain't Roxy Raye.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

We've had this thread twice before. Apparently it happens about once a year...lol


Apparently I can't copy and paste on my phone. But just search police find gun in vagina and we've had 2 threads. One actually looks like the the woman from this thread.

So, honestly, how many times does this happen? How many times in all of your years has this occurred? Not saying personally..I'm just assuming these type of stories trickle down in your profession..

 

[SolicitorPirate]

Got a bunch of friends who are doctors. You'd be surprised by the sheer number of things they've pulled out of vaginas.

 

[Poodlestrike]

Got a bunch of friends who are doctors. You'd be surprised by the sheer number of things they've pulled out of vaginas.

You cannot possibly leave it there. Details.

 

[SolicitorPirate]

You cannot possibly leave it there. Details.

Well, the most recent one was a girl who somehow got a test tube stuck in there. The best part was that she brought another similar test tube to show him and specifically told him that the sample test tube was one she had previously masturbated with before.

Smaller beer bottles are surprisingly common too, but more so for asses.

 

[HeySeuss]

So, honestly, how many times does this happen? How many times in all of your years has this occurred? Not saying personally..I'm just assuming these type of stories trickle down in your profession..

I hear about them but doing body cavity searches is against my departments policy. The jail does them if we suspect something is amiss.

I've had arrestees with drugs and money there but never weapons. But yeah, guns don't happen all that often, but once it does word travels pretty quick. There was a prostitute once that I heard of that they found one in. The jailers nicknamed her Sparky and they all know her every time she's arrested. The name stuck too and she responds to it.

 

[brokenbeans]

Got a bunch of friends who are doctors. You'd be surprised by the sheer number of things they've pulled out of vaginas.

What about anal cavities?

 

[Opto]

Since it was found, the worst part is that it wasn't worth it.

 

[copelandmaster]

Can't forget this

 

[Xero]

first thing I thought of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LQ8mWYVPnQ

 

[DoomGyver]

That's not how birth control works.

 

[Muskieratboi]

Good god, what if it went off?

 

[sleverfunk]

Why?

 

[udiie]

Can't forget this

that was a remarkably specific reference (hilarious)

 

[SolicitorPirate]

What about anal cavities?

Beer bottles are popular, both as a sex toy and as part of a drunken bet.

 

[Darksol]

Somewhere, an NRA member is cumming.

 

[kulapik]

More like Wacko Police amirite

 

[GaimeGuy]

Good god, what if it went off?

Ouch

 

[oti]

Seriously, why is loljapan a thing and not lolusa

 

[Miles Quaritch]

The shit eating grin makes it perfection.

 

[BlazinAm]

Phew, it ain't Roxy Raye.

Removing from my search history now, why does her twitter have that....

 

[akidnamededdy]

You think that's impressive, wait till you hear where she kept her extra mags.

 

[Grazzt]

/dead