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[DeepEnigma]

New Year's fireworks celebrations were called off in a seaside Yorkshire town in the United Kingdom Saturday after a walrus decided to take a breather on the harbor's slipway.

The walrus, nicknamed "Thor" wandered into the Scarborough harbor on Friday afternoon seeking what wildlife experts believe was a rest on the mammal's journey north, Sky News reported. As Thor continued to stay put, the British Divers Marine Life Rescue (BDMLR) advised city officials to cancel the festivities over fear that the loud sounds and bright lights could "cause distress to the mammal," the outlet continued.

"We welcome the decision to call off the fireworks but understand that some people will be disappointed the display isn't going ahead,"Chris Cook, from the BDMLR stated per BBC News. "It is extremely rare that an Arctic walrus should come ashore on the Yorkshire coast. The creature needs time to rest and recuperate before it continues its journey."

That's not all the walrus has been doing during his stay in Yorkshire.

Spoiler: Thor's Hammer - NSFW

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[AJUMP23]

A real beast.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

OMG IN PUBLIC

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Breh it's a walrus. He got disoriented bored and decided to rub one out seeing all the stress he had been under.

Omg in public

Think about that

 

[Alter_Fridge]

That's a huge Johnson!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

That's a huge Johnson!

It's ok

 

[Vestal]

LEGEND!!!!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I hope next time "Thor" finds himself a nice private place. Perhaps some fellow Gaffers from across the pond can be a part of this magical though short moment

 

[The Cockatrice]

 

[Windle Poons]

We've all done it...

 

[notjeffgoldblum]

Wow, glad I wasn't the only one.

 

[gaming_again]

Absolute Chad.

 

[Jaybe]

It was prophesied:

I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

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[Hugare]

I laughed way too hard at this

Godspeed, you magnificent animal

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Going for the fireworks.
Staying for the masturbating walrus.

That's not all the walrus has been doing during his stay in Yorkshire.

 

[Scotty W]

That's one @exhausted_walrus

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

Literally:

 

[GymWolf]

When 30 cm fangs are still not the longest part of your body...

 

[DeepEnigma]

When 30 cm fangs are still not the longest part of your body...

 

[FunkMiller]

This story makes me bizarrely proud to be British.

Fireworks for New Year?

Nah. The walrus is having a wank. Best not.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

We've all done it...

NOT IN PUBLIC

 

[Maiden Voyage]

NOT IN PUBLIC

Oui en public

 

[ClanOfNone]

Ringing in the new year with a wank, godspeed Thor, you magnificent bastard.

 

[AJUMP23]

Still a better plot than avatar.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Fireworks cancelled because of the fucking walrus? People have priorities...

Yorkshire town in the United Kingdom

 

[N0S]

Dude wanted to bust a walnut

 

[nush]

Based Walrus.

 

[Esca]

I for one welcome or new walrus overload

 

[Azzurri]

No fucks given

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Kamina]

Thought this was about a fat woman at first

 

[newtypepilot]

absolute chad

 

[Halo is Back]

No fucks were given

 

[chromhound]

 

[Spaceman292]

We all go a little crazy at new years

 

[UnNamed]

Contrary to most Gaffers, he really enjoyed the new year's eve.

 

[gaming_again]

Fireworks cancelled because of the fucking walrus? People have priorities...

Lolz. Reminds me of Americans saying 'downtown London'.

 

[GymWolf]

Did he fucking slapped her ass and then slapped the cuck husband who was asking for an autograph??

No fucks were given

Kinda the opposite?

 

[DeepEnigma]

Did he fucking slapped her ass and then slapped the cuck husband who was asking for an autograph??

Total Chad.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Did he fucking slapped her ass and then slapped the cuck husband who was asking for an autograph??

Dis my bitch now muddafucka.

 

[Cohetedor]

This story makes me bizarrely proud to be British.

Fireworks for New Year?

Nah. The walrus is having a wank. Best not.

Definitely for the best, imagine a family going down to the beach. The kids come up and say they don't need any water to build a sandcastle, we found lots of moist sand.

 

[N0S]

Look at size of his cake!

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Look at size of his cake!

I am.

 

[Insane Metal]

Well I didn't expect the title to be so literal hah.