Was my experience with a stripper typical?

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Okay so last week through the weekend I was at Vegas for a family wedding. I was with most of my family (brother, cousins, their parents, and their kids, but for the most part at night we would go out and do what people do in Vegas. Get insanely drunk, gamble and go to clubs. Fast forward to Monday, I'm flying home, realizing that I never got to hit up one of the crazy strip clubs there. I'm flush with cash since I really didn't gamble much and every one of the rooms I stayed at was comped.

So Monday night I decide to go ahead and hit up a local club. I'm a pervert, but I'm not a regular visitor or anything. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've been to strip clubs. I walk in and there's a girl on stage. She is sorta one of those lazy strippers who sways on stage and doesn't really move to the music. She's beautiful though, probably 21-22 max and skinny with a booty. I think she was maybe half black/white. Fine as fuck. Thing is, the Giants game was on and it was the 12th inning so I wasn't trying to pay attention to none of that shit.

Fast forward to some special where you get a couple short dances and some porno for $20. The girl approaches me and despite the Giants game being on, I agree on a dance because she is so fine. We head on back and before the dance even starts, she says "let me know if anything makes you uncomfortable." That struck me as weird because who in the fuck is uncomfortable with ass or titties in their face but then she also said that "she was way better in the back than she was on stage."

Within a minute I'm pretty well aroused but not to the point where I'm ready to give her more than the agreed upon 2 songs. We're small talking between the first dance and it's crazy but it seems like we make a connection around music. It seems that we're both huge Young Thug fans. I think she's probably a little shocked since I'm a 30 year old in business attire. Call me naive or a mark or whatever but at that moment I was like fuck it I'll just give her 5 more dances since she's such a cool ass girl.

Once we sorta made that connection, and possibly because she sensed that I was a well behaved dude (think Drake in the Anaconda video--yea I'm that pussy in the club) she pretty much did shit that I didn't think you could even do. Now, she did already have my pants unzipped, but I thought that might just be part of her act. But at this point she's got her hands in my underwear and has proceeded to pull my dick out. Like not even simulated over the fabric sorta stuff. She's yanking on my dick in the strip club. I did speak up when shit got too crazy because at this point I'm like jesus I already told her that she could do another 5 dances and I'm not trying to nut on a stranger in a strip club.

I was sorta shocked but then I remembered the whole "let me know if this makes you uncomfortable" warning. So GAF, is this typical? Was this a regular part of her act or did we just make huge connection over our love of Young Thug? Was it my good behavior in the club or was it just her love of money? I'm not a regular patron but I have gotten a number of dances and I've never had a stripper actually physically pull on the dick. It was sorta awesome.

TLDR: I went to the strip club and got my dick yanked on during a dance.
 
I'm a regular and I've never experienced anything like this. You might be onto something special op.
She's a keeper.
 
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Probably a combo of you ponying up for half a dozen dances, being well-behaved and it being a Monday night, haha.

But yeah that's above and beyond regardless.
 
So you're saying you're a guy.
She was fine as fuck.
She was at your junk.
And you told her to stop?

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Thats like going to a car expo, and suddenly someone wants to give you one for free. And you decline.
 
Obviously that's not supposed to happen since its against the rules. But it does happen, very often "in secret". She did it for the money, and would have gone as far as you were willing to pay.
 
Okay so last week through the weekend I was at Vegas for a family wedding. I was with most of my family (brother, cousins, their parents, and their kids, but for the most part at night we would go out and do what people do in Vegas. Get insanely drunk, gamble and go to clubs. Fast forward to Monday, I'm flying home, realizing that I never got to hit up one of the crazy strip clubs there. I'm flush with cash since I really didn't gamble much and every one of the rooms I stayed at was comped.

So Monday night I decide to go ahead and hit up a local club. I'm a pervert, but I'm not a regular visitor or anything. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've been to strip clubs. I walk in and there's a girl on stage. She is sorta one of those lazy strippers who sways on stage and doesn't really move to the music. She's beautiful though, probably 21-22 max and skinny with a booty. I think she was maybe half black/white. Fine as fuck. Thing is, the Giants game was on and it was the 12th inning so I wasn't trying to pay attention to none of that shit.

Fast forward to some special where you get a couple short dances and some porno for $20. The girl approaches me and despite the Giants game being on, I agree on a dance because she is so fine. We head on back and before the dance even starts, she says "let me know if anything makes you uncomfortable." That struck me as weird because who in the fuck is uncomfortable with ass or titties in their face but then she also said that "she was way better in the back than she was on stage."

Within a minute I'm pretty well aroused but not to the point where I'm ready to give her more than the agreed upon 2 songs. We're small talking between the first dance and it's crazy but it seems like we make a connection around music. It seems that we're both huge Young Thug fans. I think she's probably a little shocked since I'm a 30 year old in business attire. Call me naive or a mark or whatever but at that moment I was like fuck it I'll just give her 5 more dances since she's such a cool ass girl.

Once we sorta made that connection, and possibly because she sensed that I was a well behaved dude (think Drake in the Anaconda video--yea I'm that pussy in the club) she pretty much did shit that I didn't think you could even do. Now, she did already have my pants unzipped, but I thought that might just be part of her act. But at this point she's got her hands in my underwear and has proceeded to pull my dick out. Like not even simulated over the fabric sorta stuff. She's yanking on my dick in the strip club. I did speak up when shit got too crazy because at this point I'm like jesus I already told her that she could do another 5 dances and I'm not trying to nut on a stranger in a strip club.

I was sorta shocked but then I remembered the whole "let me know if this makes you uncomfortable" warning. So GAF, is this typical? Was this a regular part of her act or did we just make huge connection over our love of Young Thug? Was it my good behavior in the club or was it just her love of money? I'm not a regular patron but I have gotten a number of dances and I've never had a stripper actually physically pull on the dick. It was sorta awesome.

TLDR: I went to the strip club and got my dick yanked on during a dance.

She's at a strip club yanking your dick. It'd take more than business attire at a strip club to shock her. I was at my friend's bachelor party in Vegas two weekends ago and pretty much the same thing almost happened to another buddy of mine. Basically the stripper started unzipping his pants in the middle of the dance.

I always find it funny that every group I've gone to a strip club with over the years always says something to the effect of "Those girls must not be used to us. We're classier or more polite than the normal customers..." as if it matters in the first place.
 
Yea but Young Thug though. I remember saying that Young Thug sounded like Lil Wayne on 2 bottles of codeine and cocaine and she was like "hell yea I know what you mean."

I remember this girl! She also tugged on my dick as we were talking about the dangers of small black holes being formed inside of a Large Hadron Collider and the tax evasions of the fiscal elite.

I remember, just as I was about to nut, she had nodded in agreement, saying "Hell yea, I know what you mean."
 
I always find it funny that every group I've gone to a strip club with over the years always says something to the effect of "Those girls must not be used to us. We're classier or more polite than the normal customers..."
Exactly...what a delusional thought.
 
I remember this girl! She also tugged on my dick as we were talking about the dangers of small black holes being formed inside of a Large Hadron Collider and the tax evasions of the fiscal elite.

I remember, just as I was about to nut, she had nodded in agreement, saying "Hell yea, I know what you mean."

Nah but the dick pulling didn't even start until after we talked about Young Thug for like the duration of a Motley Crue song.
 
More importantly, after you agreed to pay her even more money.

Well that's awfully cynical of you man. I know grinding on penises is her job but based on some of the comments here, giving handjobs isn't exactly common behavior. Like I said, I've had a number of lapdances and have spent more than $140 on some. Most strippers are old ass used up drug abusers. This girl was actually in her prime and was fine. I wouldn't think she'd even need to pull on dicks. Maybe she only does that on Monday.
 
I like how talking about Young Thug for the duration of a Motley Crue song counts as a deep connection.

I got a free frisbee once from stripper. How I got it? She asked who remembered her name, and I was the only one. That's some sad as hell shit, for both her and me.
Her name was Cocoa
 
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