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[TheOMan]

Um...LOL

 

[vas_a_morir]

Not to mention the mass shooting that took attention away from it.

And ugh at Jaden Smith. Everything about the kid annoys me.

wow, it's like that Hasselhoff special that he paid a ton of money to launch his new album that unfortunately got aired the same time as the OJ Simpson highway chase.

What.
A.
Disaster.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

LOL

holy shit it's true.

my mind has gone beyond being blown.

 

[Smellycat]

LOL

I am laughing my ass off here.

This actually happened!!! I want to see a video of him smashing things lol

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Had a good laugh. If even half of this shit is true it's pure hilarity.

 

[todahawk]

Will Smith‘s son Jaden wore a white Batman costume and ran around like a chicken with its head cut off from 8:30 p.m. until 10:25 p.m., batting glasses off tables whenever he came to an empty seat, smashing them on the ground. Vogue Italia’s editor in chief, Franca Sozzani, was getting irritated because he kept coming up behind her and throwing his cape over her head.

I don't give two shits about Kanye or Kim but I'd pay good money to see a video of that shit right there...

edit:

LOL

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

static pics are a great start.

Just wow.

 

[Grinchy]

After reading the thread title I thought "OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU CARE?!?!" but then when I saw what it was about I felt bad as it was hilarious.

Apologies OP.

No apology necessary, lol. I would have had the same thought as I read the thread title. And, like you, I also would have clicked on it anyway.

I'm annoyed by both of these people, so I hope that all of this stuff is true.

 

[DR2K]

This is why I keep up with the Kardashions. They're like a wish gone totally wrong.

 

[backflip10019]

How Is Batman Real When Bats Aren't Real?

 

[Szeth]

By the end of the story I was thoroughly convinced it was all made up and just a joke article, but those pictures... Holy shit. I don't know what to believe now

 

[Ivan 3414]

Not buying any of it. Don't know when the story came out and when that pic of Batman Jaden existed either.

 

[Battersea Power Station]

I'm gonna need the Taiwanese news CGI version of this.

 

[Jado]

Any other accounts verifying this mess? Any photos of the giant toilet box? This shit is surreal, but the Jaden pics confirm at least some of this living shitstorm is real.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

I didn't recognize him with his trademark furrowed eyebrows covered.

 

[Lord Azrael]

I want to believe.

NeoGAF: BELIEVE

 

[Auto-Reply]

I've only read the quotes in this thread and was rolling on the floor... i need this on dvd!

 

[Leunam]

Not sure if those are real. The dude and the girl look like they might be cropped out of a red carpet shoot or something. They're not looking at the camera.

 

[Various Artists]

I wonder how Ye feels that Hova didn't show up. Its his idol after all.

 

[Dude Abides]

Sounds about right.

 

[SJRB]

This is so surreal it made me think of Mad Hatter's tea party.

 

[Ominym]

Kids are always annoying at weddings. I don't know why I expected Jayden Smith to not be.

But holy shit he took it to a whole new level.

 

[eot]

Who's the girl? Looks like someone right out of a 60's bond movie.

 

[negreenfield]

Who's the girl? Looks like someone right out of a 60's bond movie.

I'm embarrassed that I know this but isn't that Kourtney, dude looks like the girls gone wild guy.

 

[Grinchy]

Kids are always annoying at weddings. I don't know why I expected Jayden Smith to not be.

But holy shit he took it to a whole new level.

Isn't he like 16 years old? Age isn't much of an excuse if he was really acting like that.

 

[backflip10019]

I'm embarrassed that I know this but isn't that Kourtney, dude looks like the girls gone wild guy.

Joe Francis looks like he's 12 years old with that smile.

 

[Darth Pinche]

This needs to be made into a movie, directed by James Franco.

 

[The Silver]

sounds like the greatest wedding to me

 

[wedward]

All of that is fake.

Except the stuff about Jaden. That is definitely true.

 

[jerry1594]

This is too retarded and hilarious to be true, even for Kanye.

 

[todahawk]

Not buying any of it. Don't know when the story came out and when that pic of Batman Jaden existed either.

Pic was posted to instagram by the dude on the left (of girl's gone wild fame).

 

[shuri]

I wonder what 16yo Will Smith would think of 16yo Jaden.

 

[kirblar]

I wonder what 16yo Will Smith would think of 16yo Jaden.

"Time to send him to his Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air"?

 

[.GqueB.]

He said he’d be happy with a glass of water, and was told after his performance, “Thank you, but it’s time for you to get in your car and go home.” Bye-bye to one of the greatest living Italian vocalists of all time.

This made me laugh so hard for some reason. Just give the man a glass of water.

 

[xbhaskarx]

This would make a pretty good movie...

 

[Fuchsdh]

"Time to send him to his Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air"?

You screw up one little wedding and your mom gets scared...

 

[Doomshroom]

thank you for this post.

 

[Jacobi]

That sounds batshit insane, someone should get more details and make a movie out of it

 

[Artanisix]

Kanye returned one hour before the wedding and didn’t like the all-white bar that was in front of the Gold Toilet Tower. He took a saw and started sawing it in half himself. Two men held the bar stable as he sawed, and sawed, into the bar, defacing the entire front, screaming at everyone around him. He said it looked like a bar from Texas. Then he ordered two pieces of raw wood to be nailed onto the front of the bar. Once the wood was in place, “Now,” he said, “it’s art.” The Italian construction teams looked at this guy and couldn’t believe what they were seeing.

i'm laughing so fucking hard

kanye is my goddamn hero

 

[Zoe]

Huh, just realized Utada Hikaru's wedding was the same weekend. I'm surprised the paparazzi even bothered :lol

 

[Jackben]

LMFAO at this entire thing...it's too much. Reads like fan fiction. And yet...

 

[iammeiam]

This would make a pretty good movie...

No joke: if this is all true, I would buy the shit out of their wedding video.

The Jaden pics give me hope.

 

[SystemBug]

Man there needs to be a video of the Jadenman in action

 

[Ikuu]

There is no way this can all be true, surely they made a load of this up and then used the ridiculous Batman pictures to make it seem believable.

 

[Technosteve]

white batman OMG

 

[Weetrick]

LMFAO at this entire thing...it's too much. Reads like fan fiction. And yet...

Hahaha nice work

 

[Grover Cleveland]

This whole thing is comedy.

No chance in hell it's true tho

 

[neptunes]

Is any of this...not complete bullshit?

 

[davepoobond]

Lol

"I just want a glass of water."

"You can't sit down so you can't have water, you blind old man. Time to leave. "

 

[.GqueB.]

Is any of this...not complete bullshit?

As someone else said, this was the most ridiculous sounding part of the story. That's kind of where I wrote it off. But if that's true...

 

[Kurdel]

White Batman Jayden was the point where I stopped reading, clearly bullshit.

Until I saw those pics.

I mean, odds are someone just looked at all the wedding pictures and made a beievable narrative, but it's still hilarious.