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[Grinchy]

No, you shouldn't be "ready" because one grain of truth doesn't somehow validate the rest of the article. For all I know he dressed that way towards the end of the party and just took pics dressed like Batman.

BS "reporting" from a BS, disgusting publication.

I'm not saying I believe all of it, but is there some reason why you don't? Other than being a fan of Kanye for some reason and not wanting any of this to be true, of course.

 

[GungHo]

You tell me

Is that Johnny Depp?

 

[hydrophilic attack]

I want to believe that this is true

 

[CrunchyB]

I now believe everything mentioned in the OP is true.

All evidence pointing to the contrary is obviously a cover-up by Kanye's PR team.

 

[t26]

I like that we are even debating if the story is real

 

[Courage]

I'm not saying I believe all of it, but is there some reason why you don't? Other than being a fan of Kanye for some reason and not wanting any of this to be true, of course.

Because of the track record most of these publications have shitting on him and Kim. I'm not saying it should all be serious and we should all be sucking his dick, but it's a constant barrage of mockery and ridicule, which probably makes him act the way he does.

And just NY Post in general. My grandma with dementia that's half deaf probably has a more credible account of what happened during the wedding.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Is that Johnny Depp?

That's who I thought it was a well.

I had my doubts at first but that was a pretty funny read, real or not.

 

[blitzcloud]

For some reason i'm urged to link this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LJD0RZzBjQ#t=180

Because that's how I think that batman took the spotlight. Awkwardly.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

The white bat man suit was enough to confirm this article as truthfact.

 

[subrock]

Is how I'm feeling now how the romans felt about rome before it fell?

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Sending this to everyone I know.

I was tired of heating about the wedding, and my distain for the whole thing along with the hilarity of this makes me want it to be true so, so much.

 

[Dude Abides]

it's a constant barrage of mockery and ridicule, which probably makes him act the way he does.

You probably have the causal relationship backwards there.

 

[Spongebob]

Sounds too good to be true.

 

[JohnDoe]

Faker than Kim's ass

 

[Polari]

Because of the track record most of these publications have shitting on him and Kim. I'm not saying it should all be serious and we should all be sucking his dick, but it's a constant barrage of mockery and ridicule, which probably makes him act the way he does.

And just NY Post in general. My grandma with dementia that's half deaf probably has a more credible account of what happened during the wedding.

lol, you can't really think Kanye is a giant doucher because of the NY Post.

 

[Courage]

lol, you can't really think Kanye is a giant doucher because of the NY Post.

You should probably read the rest of my sentence.

 

[mattiewheels]

tbh, I feel bad for Jaden. You look at his tweets and stuff like this and it's readily apparent that the kid's got mental health problems and I wouldn't be surprised if instead of getting him treatment for it the parents are just trying to ignore it and keep him out of the limelight as much as possible and only in a controlled environment where they're present to watch out for him. What's scientology's view on mental health treatment?

Apparently the treatment is to join another cult. I've heard that's what him and his sister are involved in, run by a guy with a notorious past.

 

[Blearth]

Because of the track record most of these publications have shitting on him and Kim. I'm not saying it should all be serious and we should all be sucking his dick, but it's a constant barrage of mockery and ridicule, which probably makes him act the way he does.

And just NY Post in general. My grandma with dementia that's half deaf probably has a more credible account of what happened during the wedding.

What if I like crazy Kanye?

 

[LAUGHTREY]

White Batman Jayden was the point where I stopped reading, clearly bullshit.

Until I saw those pics.

I mean, odds are someone just looked at all the wedding pictures and made a beievable narrative, but it's still hilarious.

If he wore a white batman outfit and was totally calm and collected the entire time, would that be any less ridiculous?

 

[OriginalNameGuy]

Jaden is 16 years old right? I hope this isn't true because it makes all involved sound insane.

 

[Epcott]

Please tell me either this is a lie, or the result of a few grams of coke given to every guest with complimentary razor blade at the start of the wedding.

 

[super-famicom]

[Kanye returned one hour before the wedding and didn’t like the all-white bar that was in front of the Gold Toilet Tower. He took a saw and started sawing it in half himself. Two men held the bar stable as he sawed, and sawed, into the bar, defacing the entire front, screaming at everyone around him. He said it looked like a bar from Texas. Then he ordered two pieces of raw wood to be nailed onto the front of the bar. Once the wood was in place, “Now,” he said, “it’s art.” The Italian construction teams looked at this guy and couldn’t believe what they were seeing.

Anyone with MS Paint skills want to try recreating this work of art?

 

[Stinkles]

I am just going to take this as confirmation for the whole article.

.

 

[Smellycat]

Yeah, I read the article again. Lol it is clearly BS, but still hilarious.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Yeah, I read the article again. Lol it is clearly BS, but still hilarious.

Look, Jaden Smith wore a white Batman costume to a wedding, and somehow fucking Joe Francis was there. Therefore, all of it is true.

 

[VanquishUK]

Lol.

 

[Rentahamster]

Hmmm...

http://instagram.com/p/mrO4oYmjM5/

LOL!! Photo bombed by white Batman AKA @OfficialJaden @kourtneykardash

 

[Darth Pinche]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

 

[Kusagari]

I think the most amazing thing about this is Kanye and Kim not going insane and losing it on Bat Jaden running around their wedding.

You figure that would piss off two divas.

 

[mattiewheels]

"The ideal celebrity...the ideal art."

Yeah, all this shit is true.

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

I want to believe this is all true therefore it is all true.

 

[Angry Fork]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

This is some Bohemian Grove shit.

 

[trab pu kcip]

this reads like a southpark episode. I can see a little cartoon kanye saw the bar in half going apeshit

 

[mattiewheels]

This is some Bohemian Grove shit.

Was Jaden the virgin sacrifice?

 

[Mrs. Manky]

You can't really call it a disaster if the bride and groom actually got married.

And Bat Jaden is just too damn much. Will and Jada, come get your child!

 

[Kusagari]

So, Bat Jaden isn't the first time the young Smith has masqueraded as a superhero.

He also apparently goes on dates dressed as Iron Man:

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

So, Bat Jaden isn't the first time the young Smith has masqueraded as a superhero.

He also apparently goes on dates dressed as Iron Man:

Damn... Mental illness, infinite money, and nobody telling you to fix your shit is a BAAAAAAAAAAD combo.

 

[LQX]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

Is that the devil in red?

 

[HuskerDutheDu]

So, Bat Jaden isn't the first time the young Smith has masqueraded as a superhero.

He also apparently goes on dates dressed as Iron Man:

This is the most important thing to come out of this. What the hell is this?

 

[super-famicom]

Damn... Mental illness, infinite money, and nobody telling you to fix your shit is a BAAAAAAAAAAD combo.

Parents just don't understand

 

[plasmasd]

I'm salivating for the next season of South Park. You could make a sequel to the game with storyline alone.

 

[Popnbake]

Lol, this actually has a decent chance of being true? xD

So, Bat Jaden isn't the first time the young Smith has masqueraded as a superhero.

He also apparently goes on dates dressed as Iron Man:

Living the dream.

 

[StopMakingSense]

Is that the devil in red?

André Leon Talley (famous Vogue editor): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André_Leon_Talley

 

[Angelus Errare]

So, Bat Jaden isn't the first time the young Smith has masqueraded as a superhero.

He also apparently goes on dates dressed as Iron Man:

I think this picture sends the wrong message to GAF members who have trouble talking to girls. Now they're going to double down on the weird shit thinking it works.

 

[ckohler]

What's sad is that we could take away all their power to be idiots and assholes if we simply ignored them...but too may people won't.

 

[KingJolly]

Sounds way too good to be true

 

[braves01]

Holy fuck this is real?

 

[eudaemonic]

I came into this thread thinking it was going to read like pop star dressing room horror stories.

I am not disappointed.

 

[Peter Bazooka]

I think this picture sends the wrong message to GAF members who have trouble talking to girls. Now they're going to double down on the weird shit thinking it works.

I'm pretty sure everyone realizes it only works if you're rich as fuck.

 

[LQX]

So, Bat Jaden isn't the first time the young Smith has masqueraded as a superhero.

He also apparently goes on dates dressed as Iron Man:

Finally put my finger on who that girl looks like....Kira from Dark Crystal. Uncanny.

André Leon Talley: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André_Leon_Talley

I wonder what made him wear red to a wedding.