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[Ahasverus]

Is any of this...not complete bullshit?

You tell me

 

[Dude Abides]

Is any of this...not complete bullshit?

Edit: Curse you ahasverus!

 

[A_Gorilla]

Wow, so Jaden is every bit the spoiled little shit I imagined him to be...

 

[Sneds]

I hope that this is all true.

 

[sn00zer]

I thought this was a comedy article, but then scroll and behold this picture......well....damn

 

[Ushojax]

It must be so fucking great to be rich.

 

[.GqueB.]

White Batman Jayden was the point where I stopped reading, clearly bullshit.

Until I saw those pics.

I mean, odds are someone just looked at all the wedding pictures and made a beievable narrative, but it's still hilarious.

Very good point.

 

[Higgins113]

Kanye returned one hour before the wedding and didn’t like the all-white bar that was in front of the Gold Toilet Tower. He took a saw and started sawing it in half himself. Two men held the bar stable as he sawed, and sawed, into the bar, defacing the entire front, screaming at everyone around him. He said it looked like a bar from Texas. Then he ordered two pieces of raw wood to be nailed onto the front of the bar. Once the wood was in place, “Now,” he said, “it’s art.” The Italian construction teams looked at this guy and couldn’t believe what they were seeing.

Incredible

 

[Mac the KNife]

Too hilarious not to be true.

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

I can't even.

 

[Kusagari]

Someone had to have seen Jaden Batman, knowing that was the most unbelievable thing, and crafted the rest of this around people seeing those pics and then believing the rest.

 

[computers putin']

LOL. fake or not, it sounds believable; they all come off as crazy as they sound in this story, well at least to me.

 

[Souless_PJ]

LOL. fake or not, it sounds believable; they all come off as crazy as they sound in this story, well at least to me.

Yeah to be honest this sounds exactly like how I would expect Kanye to behave at his wedding.

 

[Kinyou]

 

[royalan]

The most unbelievable part was that Kim showed up 45 minutes late to her own wedding.

But watch her be early for the divorce.

 

[ISOM]

LOL. fake or not, it sounds believable; they all come off as crazy as they sound in this story, well at least to me.

It's too unbelievable to be real for me.

 

[super-famicom]

Wow, this is hilarious stuff.

 

[Uno Venova]

“Now,” he said, “it’s art.”

This CANNOT be true.

 

[Grinchy]

Earlier, Kim had come out to check the venue. A lone spotlight was shining on the terrace as she walked out. She stopped with the beam focused on her crotch. She was furious that a beam of light had hit her crotch (even though she was the one who walked into the beam) and started screaming, ran over to the electrical boards and unplugged the entire circuit. This shut down half the lights on the cocktail area. It also turned out the lights in the bathrooms, so the Gold Toilet Tower was dark inside, and everyone was too afraid to plug the lights back in.

I liked this part too. It's just something crazy that I could actually believe.

 

[Randam]

what/whom am i seeing here?

 

[J10]

I believe every word.

 

[Just_myles]

I believe all of this.

If I had a time machine, I would go back and tell Will Smith, WILL, **Doc brown voice** YOUR KIDS**Doc Brown voice**, and show him that picture.

I wish life was always this absurd. I love it.

 

[oneils]

This is a great fucking story.

I'm just going to go ahead and believe every single word of it. I don't even care.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I am so glad this wasn't what I thought it was.

Thank you so much.

 

[knicks]

Jaden Smith is worse than Bieber.

 

[Bebpo]

tbh, I feel bad for Jaden. You look at his tweets and stuff like this and it's readily apparent that the kid's got mental health problems and I wouldn't be surprised if instead of getting him treatment for it the parents are just trying to ignore it and keep him out of the limelight as much as possible and only in a controlled environment where they're present to watch out for him. What's scientology's view on mental health treatment?

 

[AngryMoth]

I'm going to choose to believe this is all true

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

What's scientology's view on mental health treatment?

That it is all the exess thetans, and pyscologists and medicine are useless in treating it...

You're glib, Matt.

 

[Kinyou]

It's too unbelievable to be real for me.

It's so unbelievable that it almost becomes believable again

 

[BadAss2961]

Kanye returned one hour before the wedding and didn’t like the all-white bar that was in front of the Gold Toilet Tower. He took a saw and started sawing it in half himself. Two men held the bar stable as he sawed, and sawed, into the bar, defacing the entire front, screaming at everyone around him. He said it looked like a bar from Texas. Then he ordered two pieces of raw wood to be nailed onto the front of the bar. Once the wood was in place, “Now,” he said, “it’s art.” The Italian construction teams looked at this guy and couldn’t believe what they were seeing.

As for the guests: Will Smith‘s son Jaden wore a white Batman costume and ran around like a chicken with its head cut off from 8:30 p.m. until 10:25 p.m., batting glasses off tables whenever he came to an empty seat, smashing them on the ground. Vogue Italia’s editor in chief, Franca Sozzani, was getting irritated because he kept coming up behind her and throwing his cape over her head.

Please be real.

 

[MMaRsu]

Haha dear lord this story is amazing.

 

[Courage]

Y'all are believing a NY Post article after they posted this:

 

[HuskerDutheDu]

What's up with this dude's eyes? Is he a robot?

 

[Grinchy]

Y'all are believing a NY Post article after they posted this:

That's the most accurate recap of the event I've seen yet.

 

[Courage]

That's the most accurate recap of the event I've seen yet.

I didn't expect anything more from the OP of the thread revolving around a BS article.

 

[Linkyn]

This pretty much confirms every kind of preconception I have about Kanye.

Damn hilarious, though.

 

[The One and Done™]

Jesus Christ jaded what happened to you?

 

[Darth Pinche]

Jesus Christ jaded what happened to you?

Jesus Christ Jaded sounds like Kanye's next album.

 

[The One and Done™]

Jesus Christ Jaded sounds like Kanye's next album.

10/10

 

[Incognito]

Obviously fake. And judging by the tone, it was most likely written by individuals jealous of success and wealth.

 

[Bo-Locks]

Marble and gold everywhere. It doesn't get any classier than that.

 

[perryfarrell]

Loved it. Good read.

Especially the bit about the beam of light on the crotch of his wife. Hilarious. I might use that in a novel, sometime.

 

[Weetrick]

Jesus Christ Jaded sounds like Kanye's next album.

Pitchfork album of the decade

 

[Blearth]

Kanye is the greatest entertainer who has ever lived.

 

[PaulloDEC]

Obviously fake. And judging by the tone, it was most likely written by individuals jealous of success and wealth.

To echo everyone else in this thread, if Jaden Smith really did show up to an adult function dressed in a white Batman costume, I'm ready to believe just about anything. Especially a pair of arrogant, spoiled divas acting like arrogant, spoiled divas.

 

[EdibleKnife]

Once the wood was in place, “Now,” he said, “it’s art.”

What a goddamn visionary

 

[Courage]

To echo everyone else in this thread, if Jaden Smith really did show up to an adult function dressed in a white Batman costume, I'm ready to believe just about anything. Especially a pair of arrogant, spoiled divas acting like arrogant, spoiled divas.

No, you shouldn't be "ready" because one grain of truth doesn't somehow validate the rest of the article. For all I know he dressed that way towards the end of the party and just took pics dressed like Batman.

BS "reporting" from a BS, disgusting publication.

 

[Weetrick]

No, you shouldn't be "ready" because one grain of truth doesn't somehow validate the rest of the article. For all I know he dressed that way towards the end of the party and just took pics dressed like Batman.

BS "reporting" from a BS, disgusting publication.

He wants to believe.

 

[Enosh]

I got to the 45 min speech about himself and the white batman costume and decided that this is some joke site ala onion, clicked the link and saw a photo of a white batman costume

I'm so confused right now :/
edit: well pic might be fake

 

[PaulloDEC]

No, you shouldn't be "ready" because one grain of truth doesn't somehow validate the rest of the article. For all I know he dressed that way towards the end of the party and just took pics dressed like Batman.

Maybe, but it'd still have been one of the least likely parts of the whole story. I find absolutely nothing shocking or unbelievable about the parts where Kanye and the wife act like spoiled children. If anything, I'd expect it.