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[WrathOfOtaibah]

Keep telling yourself that. Britney Spears can't sing, period. Nor can she do much of anything, to be perfectly honest. Good dancer (well, she used to be) but outside of that she's completely talentless.

Thank you for stating the obvious. And if you're bringing top ten hits into this lets not forget that Vanilla Ice was at one point topping the charts, then you have Limp Bizkit, Korn, Chingy, etc.

Topping charts doesn't mean shit.

 

[royalan]

But it's all right, Beyoncé could be faring worse. Just look at Xtincta.

I'm still placing my hope in Legendtina's next album

(Though, in hindsight, BIONIC WAS NOT A BAD ALBUM)

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

BIONIC WAS NOT A BAD ALBUM

I thought it was a mess, and this is coming from someone who kind of loved Back to Basics. Although there were some hidden gems on the album that may have hinted at the direction Christina wanted to go in if it hadn't been for flop RCA.

 

[Satch]

this thread was absolutely deeeeeeeeeelectable

 

[nib95]

Bit boring and OTT tbh. Lacks creativity and mixes too much dull with forced and failed raunchy.

 

[Koodo]

I'm still placing my hope in Legendtina's next album

(Though, in hindsight, BIONIC WAS NOT A BAD ALBUM)

Gerl, I tried to give Bionic a chance. I even tolerated Not Myself Tonight, and You Lost Me shows Xtina can slay almost anyone when she's not living in a fantasy world where vocal histrionics are a good thing.

But it's a terrible album. Such a monumental flop in every sense of the word, and even more so after you consider how much potential it had. It could've been a futuristic, sci-fi electropop opera with killer vocals.

Instead it felt like b-sides from JT's FutureSex/LoveSounds.

 

[Kyon]

the Burlesque OST saw the return of LegendTina imo

 

[royalan]

I thought it was a mess, and this is coming from someone who kind of loved Back to Basics. Although there were some hidden gems on the album that may have hinted at the direction Christina wanted to go in if it hadn't been for flop RCA.

It was only a "mess" in the sense that it wasn't a very cohesive album and people were expecting her to come bigger than she did. But individually the songs on Bionic were pretty decent. "Elastic Love", "Woo Hoo", "All I Need" and "Sex for Breakfast" shit on anything from 4. Special mentions to "Desbudate" and "You Lost Me."

Gerl, I tried to give Bionic a chance. I even tolerated Not Myself Tonight, and You Lost Me shows Xtina can slay almost anyone when she's not living in a fantasy world where vocal histrionics are a good thing.

But it's a terrible album. Such a monumental flop in every sense of the word, and even more so after you consider how much potential it had. It could've been a futuristic, sci-fi electropop opera with killer vocals.

Instead it felt like b-sides from JT's FutureSex/LoveSounds.

 

[Patapwn]

The appeal of generic R&B music confuses me greatly.

 

[Kyon]

we are so ratchet tho. guess its time:


http://media.photobucket.com/image/xtina%20pressed%20gif/kgbetter/stanarmy-new.gif

EDIT: gif is not worthy of GAF? whatever ill link it

 

[royalan]

The appeal of generic R&B music confuses me greatly.

You did well by editing that post.

 

[Dacon]

this thread was absolutely deeeeeeeeeelectable

I was thinking it was embarrassing and full of annoying gifs but let's go with that

 

[Koodo]

I was thinking it was embarrassing and full of annoying gifs but let's go with that

 

[Kyon]

I was thinking it was embarrassing and full of annoying gifs but let's go with that

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I was thinking it was embarrassing and full of annoying gifs but let's go with that

 

[Dacon]

Lol you guys are fun.

 

[Kyon]

Lol you guys are fun.

music stans have the best gifs for any situation lol

 

[Koodo]

Lol you guys are fun.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Lol you guys are fun.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Eh, I think Mariah Carey wipes the floor with all of them personally, especially in the ability to sing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv1zsxa-qb0

Class.

So, so true. None of the stans in this thread can say anything about this voice.

As for this thread, wow. There's value in staying above the fray.

 

[Parallax]

What the fuck happened in here? Did someone set a bomb off?

 

[Kyon]

Proud to be a Lamb.

 

[Majmun]

I was talking about her face being naturally pretty.

Kelly is a good looking girl. But when you want to go specific, she's quite horsefaced.

Beyonce has much softer features. She has a perfect small face with nice features. Now that's a natural beauty.


Cater 2 U is the only Destiny's Child video where Kelly kinda rivaled Bee's looks. But Beyonce still outlooks her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juqws1LIH-I&ob=av2e


Kelly will always be irrelevant next to Beyonce, so...

 

[Kintaro]

<looks through thread>

Man, I miss Destiny's Child. Hell, I miss En Vogue. =(

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

music stans have the best gifs for any situation lol

Music, sure.

 

[Londa]

Kelly is a good looking girl. But when you want to go specific, she's quite horsefaced.


Beyonce has much softer features. She has a perfect small face with nice features. Now that's a natural beauty.


Cater 2 U is the only Destiny's Child video where Kelly kinda rivaled Bee's looks. But Beyonce still outlooks her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juqws1LIH-I&ob=av2e


Kelly will always be irrelevant next to Beyonce, so...

No boo, you need to get your eyes checked if you think Kelly looks anywhere close to a horse. Having a small face just gives you a massive forehead, nothing more. lol

 

[Sammy Samusu]

Beyonce can't even get a song into the top 10 these days.

Later...

I'm still placing my hope in Legendtina's next album

YOU HAVE THE NERVE!

And Best Thing I Never Had is confirmed to be #1 on Billboards Dance this week, which brings her to a total of 16 number one on that chart.

Beyoncé is now tied with Kristine W and Donna Summer at third overall on Billboard Dance Chart, only behind Janet Jackson (19) and Madonna (40).

Sub-platinum sales? Godga weeps discount for everyone.

Let me fix that for you sis.

 

[G-Fex]

You know what surprises me

I didn't know we had a pop diva Gaf.

creepies,ponies, SNSD and now divas.

 

[DMeisterJ]

I see no one has thrown shade on Rihanna in here. Good news. We all know she's currently running shit, and can actually manage to get a song to the top of the hot 100 this year, unlike some others...

 

[Dreams-Visions]

<looks through thread>

Man, I miss Destiny's Child. Hell, I miss En Vogue. =(

I will forever be in love with the tall one.

 

[royalan]

Later...


YOU HAVE THE NERVE!

And yet where are her number 1s on the billboard 100, boo-boo? Atleast Xtina doesn't spend precious time trying to get people to think of her as an icon without the material to back it up.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

No boo, you need to get your eyes checked if you think Kelly looks anywhere close to a horse. Having a small face just gives you a massive forehead, nothing more. lol

Oh you're one of those girls, I see.

 

[Koodo]

You know an artist has seen better days when the stans are pulling up the Billboard Dance charts.

Even Bionic had a hit or two on there.

 

[Leona Lewis]

And yet where are her number 1s on the billboard 100, boo-boo? Atleast Xtina doesn't spend precious time trying to get people to think of her as an icon without the material to back it up.

Can't we all get along, honies?

Plus we all know who the Real Queen is...

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Kelly = Horse face
Beyonce = Sexy, beauty, and delicious

Britney = lolz psycho no talent
Beyonce = Sexy, beauty, delicious, and oh yea talented

Christina = great voice but annoying and psycho
Beyonce = Sexy, beauty, delicious, talented, and great voice

Verdict?
Beyonce = Sexy, beauty, delicious, talented, great voice, and winner

 

[royalan]

Plus we all know who the Real Queen is...

::ahem::

 

[Count Dookkake]

I would like to see Beyonce and Christina wrestle.

 

[Leona Lewis]

::ahem::

You're not actually...you didn't just do that, right?

...

Hold my wig. I'm gonna kick your ass.

 

[Granger Danger]

You know what surprises me

I didn't know we had a pop diva Gaf.

creepies,ponies, SNSD and now divas.

Pop diva gaf is the absolute best. It's basically this back and forth all day long. <3

 

[royalan]

You're not actually...you didn't just do that, right?

...

Hold my wig. I'm gonna kick your ass.

Oh? I'm sorry -- is there something wrong with acknowledging Saintlie Minogue as the ultimate pop diva, dutifully serving as an immortal example of beauty, poise, and pop longevity to all your favorite lessors? My bad.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Oh? I'm sorry -- is there something wrong with acknowledging Saintlie Minogue as the ultimate pop diva, dutifully serving as an immortal example of beauty, poise, and pop longevity to all your favorite lessors? My bad.

Bringing up longevity in a Kylie vs. Aretha fight? Child stop playin'

 

[G-Fex]

You're not actually...you didn't just do that, right?

...

Hold my wig. I'm gonna kick your ass.

I'll take listening to Kylie over Franklin

 

[OmniGamer]

LOL, this thread!

 

[Sammy Samusu]

You know an artist has seen better days when the stans are pulling up the Billboard Dance charts.

Even Bionic had a hit or two on there.

What about the Billboard 200 charts?

679,000 - 4 - Beyonce (8 weeks)
650,000 - FEMME FATALE - Britney Spears (22 weeks)

I see no one has thrown shade on Rihanna in here. Good news. We all know she's currently running shit, and can actually manage to get a song to the top of the hot 100 this year, unlike some others...

You want me to drag her sorry ass, don't you sis?

Rihanus has been working hard for a long time now and the hoe can't even grab a nomination at the VMAs? A mess.

 

[Granger Danger]

All I was saying is if you are ugly how stupid do you look saying that someone of the same sex that is way better looking than you is ugly.

Shit ain't that serious.

& according to my rules I'd only have to not be a fat pig in that situation. I don't judge men so that is the only qualifier.

 

[Always-honest]

::ahem::

I hope you were joking. cause i am still laughing.

I'll take looking at Kylie's ass over Franklin's ass

sure.

 

[Londa]

I'm not seeing the horse in Kelly, some of you are bliiiind.

 

[Pathetic Basement Virgin]

To be fair, anyone can criticize anyone, there are no rules. If we're going to use your metrics, very few people could be judgmental of Beyonce, especially Londa. But that's not a fair or relevant point.

I know anyone can criticize whoever they want. I'm just saying if you are uglier than the person you are talking about then you are silly.

Also there are plenty of women that look better than Beyonce. The only reason I would smash her over a hotter non famous woman is that I might make a buck off of it.

 

[Jayayess1190]

Hope y'all is ready for King B to slay the stage at the VMA's.

 

[PhoenixDark]

I know anyone can criticize whoever they want. I'm just saying if you are uglier than the person you are talking about then you are silly.

Also there are plenty of women that look better than Beyonce. The only reason I would smash her over a hotter non famous woman is that I might make a buck off of it.

Does this metric apply to everything? If I can't sing better than Britney Spears, I can't criticize her singing? If I can't play basketball better than LeBron James, I can't criticize him, etc?

While I find it hilarious that Londa constantly comes in to threads about female celebrities to post about how average/ugly they are, she has that right. Regardless of her own attractiveness or lack thereof, it doesn't disqualify her from making bad posts.