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Watch out, Paris Hilton!

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DMczaf

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Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
Oh my god!
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Why do I feel so wrong for laughing at that?
 
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Makura

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It appears like the guy is right beside her, but if you look at the bottom of the pic, judging by the position of her feet in relation to his, he is actually behind her, looking at something else.
 
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Fusebox

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Man you lot must be some super-hot stylish stud-muffins to be criticising somebody as consistently glam as Paris, can you all post your pics up so I can show my lady friends?? Thx.
 
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ZombieSupaStar

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Fusebox said:
Man you lot must be some super-hot stylish stud-muffins to be criticising somebody as consistently glam as Paris, can you all post your pics up so I can show my lady friends?? Thx.
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OK


yes im better than her, i'd fuck me
 
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Incognito

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no, because their ugly themselves. they should work on their looks before shooting off at the mouth. sorta renders their complaint moot..
 
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Fusebox

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God's Hand said:
That makes sense. So ugly guys can't say someone else is ugly? Makes so much sense.
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Hey of course you can do it, but it's like a fat person criticising somebody else for being fat.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Please. Next time a game has bad art, or poor music, or even just bad gameplay, we're not allowed to say it looks bad unless we can do better? How about sports? No more calling a player shit until we're good?
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Anyone who makes their living out of their looks/fashion sense can be insulted over those things without it being rude (assuming people actually have reasonable complaints). Just as you could say some food is shit if it was made by a top chef, but it'd be rude to say it to someone trying a meal for the first time.
 
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Particle Physicist

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i dont know if its because i havent gone to sleep yet.. but that picture had me cracking up for a good 10 minutes.
 
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capslock

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Good grief, that's the ugliest human being I have ever seen!!!


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The bum is pretty nasty too.
 
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Lambtron

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Oh man, Paris Hilton is the bane of my existance. You can say all day long to me "oh, if yr not beautiful, you can't comment on her looks, YOU UGLY FUCK" but in the end, She's still an ugly wench. I'm a fat, ugly, bald bastard. Which Olimario, and OA, like to point out. So this is a well known fact. And I'll make this a well known fact, too: I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton if I were a virgin, the world was 20 minutes from ending, and she was begging me to fuck her. I wouldn't fuck her if my life depended on it. Given the choice between fucking Paris Hilton, and using a cheese grater to remove my genitals, cheese grater wins in a landslide.

I don't agree with the mass' definition of beauty. It takes more than anorexia, a ton of makeup, and cleavage hanging out to turn me on. Oh, and it helps if you aren't a total cunt, which Paris is. Maybe it's just that if given the chance to basically spend my life how I choose, I would spend it bettering myself by learning and other such things... not getting famous by blowing some dude, and other general hobaggery. Groan.
 
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capslock

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Lambtron said:
Oh man, Paris Hilton is the bane of my existance. You can say all day long to me "oh, if yr not beautiful, you can't comment on her looks, YOU UGLY FUCK" but in the end, She's still an ugly wench. I'm a fat, ugly, bald bastard. Which Olimario, and OA, like to point out. So this is a well known fact. And I'll make this a well known fact, too: I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton if I were a virgin, the world was 20 minutes from ending, and she was begging me to fuck her. I wouldn't fuck her if my life depended on it. Given the choice between fucking Paris Hilton, and using a cheese grater to remove my genitals, cheese grater wins in a landslide.

I don't agree with the mass' definition of beauty. It takes more than anorexia, a ton of makeup, and cleavage hanging out to turn me on. Oh, and it helps if you aren't a total cunt, which Paris is. Maybe it's just that if given the chance to basically spend my life how I choose, I would spend it bettering myself by learning and other such things... not getting famous by blowing some dude, and other general hobaggery. Groan.
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Let me put you on the spot a little bit:

Paris....or the bum's bum?
 
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duderon

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Lambtron said:
Oh man, Paris Hilton is the bane of my existance. You can say all day long to me "oh, if yr not beautiful, you can't comment on her looks, YOU UGLY FUCK" but in the end, She's still an ugly wench. I'm a fat, ugly, bald bastard. Which Olimario, and OA, like to point out. So this is a well known fact. And I'll make this a well known fact, too: I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton if I were a virgin, the world was 20 minutes from ending, and she was begging me to fuck her. I wouldn't fuck her if my life depended on it. Given the choice between fucking Paris Hilton, and using a cheese grater to remove my genitals, cheese grater wins in a landslide.

I don't agree with the mass' definition of beauty. It takes more than anorexia, a ton of makeup, and cleavage hanging out to turn me on. Oh, and it helps if you aren't a total cunt, which Paris is. Maybe it's just that if given the chance to basically spend my life how I choose, I would spend it bettering myself by learning and other such things... not getting famous by blowing some dude, and other general hobaggery. Groan.
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:lol :lol

WOW this thread turned from shit, to just WOW.

I'd toss the bum's salad instead of kissing Paris.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
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RaymondCarver

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That's pretty qweer. I don't know why you said that, but you did. Your strangeness will haunt me until sometime tomorrow, probably...



Hmmm.. (no groan)
 
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pestul

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After numerous failed attempts to photoshop the gentleman into Bruce Campbell from Bubba Ho-Tep (at work with only MS Word & Paint lol), I bestow the honor on someone else. :p
 
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