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[Ainem Enamas]

Okay so we need to make an open world game, let's start with The Main character appearance?

 

[Topher]

The Main character appearance?

AI generated. I'll notify the previous candidate that she lost the job.

 

[TintoConCasera]

How much am I getting paid?

 

[Deerock71]

 

[DR3AM]

 

[kevboard]

let's start with The Main character appearance?

a
strong,
white,
blonde,
blue eyed male of course!

Spoiler

 

[Smiggs]

You've had that picture on standby just for this occasion, haven't you?

 

[Magic Carpet]

"Studio' I keep hearing that word. I think it means a person who hires gig workers that work from home.

 

[Sebastian1295]

You made that nintendo thread yesterday that made absolutely 0 sense and then decided to 1up yourself today.

 

[Pelao]

Contract Californians and rotate them every six months. Trust me.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

How much am I getting paid?

Depends on when you'll get fired. 5 dollars a day at maximum

 

[ReBurn]

I want the main character to be a fire truck.

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

played by the dwayne the rock johnson

 

[EN250]

First thing first, the color that will indentify this mega hit, a color that when people look at it, will say "of course it is this ___ game"

I nominate, no other than... purple:

I want fucking shades of purple everywhere, that's the color associated with mega hits, for sure, ask any developer and publisher the last 10 years and they'll tell you...

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Contract Californians and rotate them every six months. Trust me.

Okay just interviewed 5 of them, they say they are ready but for what I didn't understand

 

[Danjin44]

 

[Ainem Enamas]

You are fired, come back tomorrow

 

[Topher]

You've had that picture on standby just for this occasion, haven't you?

 

[Ainem Enamas]

This goes to Yamatochi for clarification
Is Yamatochi present here??

 

[Ainem Enamas]

You are hired you will work with Yamatochi

 

[Ainem Enamas]

a strong white, blonde, blue eyed male of course!

Spoiler

Any game name suggestions (you are fired come back tomorrow

 

[Ainem Enamas]

You've had that picture on standby just for this occasion, haven't you?

Smiggs have you finished drawing??

 

[adamsapple]

I don't know if I would use the picture of someone born with a genetic disease as the bud of a joke, Toph.

 

[jshackles]

Next up: "NeoGAF lays off thousands of developers"

 

[GudOlRub]

Players get this base model, if they want more customization like skin colour, eye colour, hair, hair colour, height, clothes and the likes then they have to pay for each one. 5$ each.

 

[RCX]

Everyone shut up. We're a remaster studio and we're doing Burnout 3

 

[Ainem Enamas]

"Studio' I keep hearing that word. I think it means a person who hires gig workers that work from home.

No we will definitely work together here in this relatively small room

 

[Rocinante618]

We are quite inexperienced so I propose using UE5.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

You made that nintendo thread yesterday that made absolutely 0 sense and then decided to 1up yourself today lol.

I was preparing you all for today

 

[winjer]

"It's gamer's fault"

 

[Lorianus]

I propose to outsource all the coding to india.

 

[PeteBull]

Okay so we need to make an open world game, let's start with The Main character appearance?

If we wanna game to succed we need to target actual ppl who buy games at launch, full price, aka straight males.

Protag has to be at least relatively muscular, masculine dude, doesnt have to be crazy good looking but its never a negative if he is, think nathan drake, leon(could be both gritty or young leon, both perfectly fine), so or so 1% chad for sure, at least 6feet tall but probably just to be on the safe side make him 6'4

Basically we gotta follow META here aka most effective tactics avaiable- none of that woke shit for sure about strong independend bossbabes, we can have female sidekick but she has to be 8/10 hot aka at least 1 in 10k beauty, and we defo fuck her at some point durning story, we can even make her bit crazy, even harley queen crazy, but keep in consideration crazy to hot scale

Thats easily +3m sales durning launch window here, so we defo going balls deep

 

[Smiggs]

Smiggs have you finished drawing??

Oh, I'm not supposed to do any actual work here. I'm just here to collect my 6 figure salary and eat the free food.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I want the main character to be a fire truck.

Okay let's roll with this maybe the truck can transform into something else?

 

[TGO]

Must be a western studio because I'm working from home..

 

[Ainem Enamas]

played by the dwayne the rock johnson

You get a raise

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

You are fired, but you don't know it yet.

 

[ReBurn]

Okay let's roll with this maybe the truck can transform into something else?

Or it can be like Twisted Metal and spray fire at everything instead of water. Huge open world sandbox of destruction with a fire truck leading the mayhem.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

First things first, the color that will indentify this mega hit, a color that when people look at it, will say "of course it is this ___ game"

I nominate, not other than... purple:

I want fucking shades of purple everywhere, that's the color associated with mega hits, for sure, ask any developer and publisher the las 10 years and they'll tell you...

Perfect any last words?

 

[BloodFree]

I predict this studio will go out of business in about 2-3 days.

 

[GymWolf]

Is that a young nancy pelosi?

 

[Ainem Enamas]

This will be the intro of the game

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I don't know if I would use the picture of someone born with a genetic disease as the bud of a joke, Toph.

He's fired don't bother he will be back on sunday

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

Do I have a safe space as a member of the LatinX community?

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Next up: "NeoGAF lays off thousands of developers"

We don't do these disgusting practices here

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

You want to start a studio and of all things you want to start with the main character?

 

[Kronark]

Anime waifus. Gacha anime waifus everywhere. I don't necessarily like it but fuck it lets make some money GAF.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

You are fired, but you don't know it yet.

We are all fired here

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Players get this base model, if they want more customization like skin colour, eye colour, hair, hair colour, height, clothes and the likes then they have to pay for each one. 5$ each.

Love the cashgrab!

I want the main character to be a fire truck.

So maybe the truck becomes the "base model" and people can give us cash

 

[StueyDuck]

Sorry but we dont want to sexualize our female characters at this studio.

Please add more jaw and beard, also her race is not nearly ambiguous enough