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[nikos]

Holding a meeting and making the executive decision to shift focus.

This is now a live service MMO FPS. PvE with PvP specific zones/flagging, and the possibility of dedicated PvP servers to follow.

 

[grvg]

Graphics are important. The most important thing is that each blade of grass casts raytraced shadows, as well as the leaves from trees. We also need to push the envelope, here. Every object in the game should have the same polygon count as the main character.

 

[L*][*N*K]

Honestly this sucks, we started this studio with a dream and now to me that dream is dead, I quit I got a job at Sony as the director of their promising new GaaS game based on Zoolander.

 

[salva]

Needs a name... Let's go with the most generic naming convention using something like _____fall or _____borne.

Manfall?
Body Type A-borne?
Frameratefall?

 

[Topher]

This crunch is killing me. Let's create a union

 

[Unknown Soldier]

GAF never even finished the first game they were going to make

 

[DryvBy]

Can we get a cookbook writer to lead the story?

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Firetruck girls. Waifus with hoses.

Perfect looooooove it it could be a "special level where you simply fuck

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Promoted!

He will get 6dollars more in total revenue i get

 

[TintoConCasera]

This crunch is killing me. Let's create a union

This! Also, I'm trans, lading to another office. See ya!

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Not to be that employee, but Im going to need every second Wednesday and Thursday off. I'm an emotional support human for stray birds.

I'll also need a long weekend once a month to decompress after my manstrual cycle.

I'm also going to need an HR rep who can handle my case file, because in the interview alone I felt I was the target of no less than 8 microaggressions.

Aside from that, I think we will be a great fit. PS the main character is giving me side eye vibes. Can we make it more ethnic and proud.

Them stray birds always gets me youare promoted as the superdirector, you will manage everything from home all the kisses from the team Family

 

[6502]

We need a DK cab and a pin pong table. It will be a nice backdrop to a 1 hour special reveal, 58 minutes need to be about us.

All people need to know about the game is we say that it is a spiritual successor to a beloved 10/10 game from 10 / 20 years ago. Of course it will be nothing like said game.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

So we're doing a hero shooter right?

It could work maybe some lesbians to spice things up

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Story-A gamer convention Center catches on fire because of all the Nvidia cards melting.

I have no clue what i read but i loooooooove it you are promoted to the 8 special

 

[Ainem Enamas]

This thread is toxic
I'm going to leave it to tell the truth anonymously to an unknown leaker

The only leaker will be the straight males buying this day0 and thet leeking money straight in my account

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I see a lot of people making fun, but we don't use the word fun.

Family, fun is money and i need some cash

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Can it have a LLM NPC?

If so, I'm in.

Bonus points if all NPCs are LLM or if an NPC can join me on the adventure(play alongside me) using AI.

Perfect but we need to spice it up maybe some fucking??

If GAF made a game it would likely turn out to be the most (unintentionally) homosexual game ever made thanks to the sheer concentration of overcompensating "BRING BACK BROWN GRAY GRITTY MANLY MAN GAMES FOR MEN" energy on here.

And I would play the shit out of it.

That's why you are hirer as the second story writer

 

[Ainem Enamas]

What is this game about? Open world could mean a zillion things. Is this an RPG? Adventure game? Sandbox? Survival horror?

I suspect you are a true game developer though since you want to start with the "Who is the main character" and wrap the game around that. If that's the case, then the main character is this thing

You were hired to figured it out i think a mix of all genres us a cashidea
we could make this face as the face of "base model" when the fire truck transforms as mentioned by our precious Family Members kisses

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Gotta let yourself be a little gay sometimes to really squeeze the most out of life.

We are all a bit gay here Family, kisses

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Before I commit, I need to know if I'll be working on something that will make my friends and family proud, or is it a live service title?

You can't apply for a job here you are simply working here

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Yeah, see how in some reveal trailers, they use "from the developers who made ___ game", well, hear me out, since we don't actually have the developers who made games at all, I propose reference to them, like instead of "made by the developers of Dragon Age Veilguard" we can do, "inspired by the developers who made ____ games like Dragon Age Veilguard" or something like that

This way the people with money in hand will absolutely trust our game to be totally worth it and will want to purchase asap, am I a genius or not? Where is my raise, I'm so good at this shit, no wonder Uncle Phil lasted this long at MS...

No i meant thar you are fired
edit ok you are hired again yea just throw inspired from all the games people like that and i make much money

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

Like any respectful developer the first thing to do is contact Sony for exclusivity

The game can wait

 

[Plague Doctor]

Boys! We make a banger! Run away success! Literally changed gaming as we know it!

And it's all thanks to each and every one of you. The late nights. The crunch. The blood, sweat, and tears.



Now pack up your fucking desk and vacate the office before security has to break out the pepper spray. Don't forget to turn in your key fob for the doors.

I won't ask again.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

We want game to sell, so ofc modern audience gaas idea is scratched off right away. We dont wanna be laughing stock all over the internet and be compared to concord/called its spiritual succesor anywhere.

Remember fun is money here Family

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I thought this was a Western dev studio with inflated wages??? Shit, I'm gonna bounce and go work on Call of Duty 59 instead.

We are your true Family Smiggs, we are the Family fun is money here remember

 

[Ainem Enamas]

One of or both of these two.

I like some ninjas ninjas is money

 

[Signalis]

I'm done compiling the pre-alpha build. Let's ship it.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

We need a DK cab and a pin pong table. It will be a nice backdrop to a 1 hour special reveal, 58 minutes need to be about us.

All people need to know about the game is we say that it is a spiritual successor to a beloved 10/10 game from 10 / 20 years ago. Of course it will be nothing like said game.

Let's just say we all were working on "the latest hit projects" but we are keeping it mysterious for our safety

 

[Zacfoldor]

According to Gemini this is what we have so far:

A third-person action-RPG/survival horror game set in a shifting, gothic-industrial city. Key mechanics include Souls-like combat, a world-rearranging "Shift" system, and a sanity mechanic affecting the environment. The project features a grimdark aesthetic with diegetic sound design and a focus on environmental storytelling, featuring a customizable agent using both melee and occult technology.

Gratz everyone we made Demon's Souls.

 

[Smiggs]

We are your true Family Smiggs, we are the Family fun is money here remember

How am I gonna wash my man bun on a $130 salary? It's been at least 2 months here

 

[Not_A-Cop_Maybe]

Looks like y'all are doing some good work here.

Unfortunately, as a random exec - You are all being let go as part of structuring and achieving our primary goal:

Increasing value to our shareholders.

Please return your office equipment, lanyards and access badges to security.

k-thnx-bai

 

[CowboyLou]

According to Gemini this is what we have so far:

A third-person action-RPG/survival horror game set in a shifting, gothic-industrial city. Key mechanics include Souls-like combat, a world-rearranging "Shift" system, and a sanity mechanic affecting the environment. The project features a grimdark aesthetic with diegetic sound design and a focus on environmental storytelling, featuring a customizable agent using both melee and occult technology.

Gratz everyone we made Demon's Souls.

Where's the tasteful and understated homosexuality?

 

[TGO]

Have you finished the marketing plan we talked about?