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Supergreg approved this PDF.

TEH REAL
 
Chittagong said:
Wasn't there a very similar DS leak sometime in Feb 2004 which was a PDF of a crappy scanned document and detailed stuff like touch screen?

Does anyone have this. I'm intrestead.
 
I have a question about this .pdf:
How exactly do you pull a control stick? (page 11)
The pic seems to indicate the position in the middle is the standard one and you could push and pull the stick...
 
ThongyDonk said:
pdf is bull crap

Gives Advices!!

What kinda crap is that.

Also and is spelt Und

The kind of crap foreign engineers routinely write in documents. Distorted Powerpoint half circle arrows are also another indication of engineers. This thing is extensive as hell, going through all the functionality we could expect Nintendo to have covered. Also, it has lots of line art drawings instead of photoshops.

Recently Iwata or somebody said that they are still determining the exact feature set for the controller.

The text blocks are suspicious, though. Look very generic copy-paste from a text generator.

I'm leaning slightly cautiously towards fake, but the most convincing fake I've seen so far.
 
ThongyDonk said:
Also and is spelt Und
Be glad Nintendo decided to call it Revolution and not Umsturz!

Und this .pdf really got me hyped, it looks like the best controller ever (if it's real... please, please, please).
 
Chittagong said:
The kind of crap foreign engineers routinely write in documents. Distorted Powerpoint half circle arrows are also another indication of engineers. This thing is extensive as hell, going through all the functionality we could expect Nintendo to have covered. Also, it has lots of line art drawings instead of photoshops.

Recently Iwata or somebody said that they are still determining the exact feature set for the controller.

The text blocks are suspicious, though. Look very generic copy-paste from a text generator.

I'm leaning slightly cautiously towards fake, but the most convincing fake I've seen so far.
:lol :lol

The two biggest lols are on page 11 and 16! And also consider this, the top paragraph taken from the other PDF linked above and the lower one from this crap fake PDF.

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Chittagong said:
The kind of crap foreign engineers routinely write in documents. Distorted Powerpoint half circle arrows are also another indication of engineers. This thing is extensive as hell, going through all the functionality we could expect Nintendo to have covered. Also, it has lots of line art drawings instead of photoshops.

Recently Iwata or somebody said that they are still determining the exact feature set for the controller.

The text blocks are suspicious, though. Look very generic copy-paste from a text generator.

I'm leaning slightly cautiously towards fake, but the most convincing fake I've seen so far.


the english is bullshit, half of it is not english, its more broken English than anything
 
ThongyDonk said:
the english is bullshit, half of it is not english, its more broken English than anything
And we know how good NCL's English is... "History of Our TV Games", "Happy! Mario 20th", "King of Kings" etc.
 
people, people. Wednesday doesn't officially start until 11:00 PM tonight. Look at Matt C's wallpaper on his computer again!
 
That pdf is blatantly bollocks!

It's just the kitchen-sink of controllers, with every possible idea thrown in, including some that aren't even possible (such as detecting movement in relation to the Revolution itself). It's like a Fisher Price activity centre for gadget-freaks and goes completely against Nintendo's stated aims of making the controller more accessible.
 
Acrylamid said:
I thought this would be possible via WiFi?

You'd need more than 1 transmitter/receiver in order to triangulate where the pad was and therefore work out it's movement.
 
AssMan said:
people, people. Wednesday doesn't officially start until 11:00 PM tonight. Look at Matt C's wallpaper on his computer again!

That's actually 3 pm in Japan, on Thusday...

...ZOMGWTFBBQ

RETURN OF

THURSDAYTON!!!!!1!!!

THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE

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How come I couldnt read any text in that pdf file?

That is one ugly looking controller,

but that is a fanboys wetdream, it has EVERYTHING in it.

Everything? I dunno about that....

Sounds $$$$$$$$ and not that "simple" at all.
 
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