Weep with fear! For I split fury from the heavens betwixt my cheeks!

The Pleasure

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Gaf i must confess that i am of the most jovial of moods. For I have farted in a hospital loud enough to cause fire and fury unlike any other. Eight seconds of fury. For i pressed my most magnificent slobberknocker against the face of my nephew and like John madden once said. Boom! Where'd that truck come from?! He fell down and was quiet for the entire visit. Someone said rude, but this is America. Don't catch me slippin. A most opportune fart of farts. For the men among men. Who wouldn't assert dominance in the game of farts?
 
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