So, the other night, I ran a game of mafia for my in-laws. However, because my sweet six-year old niece was playing, my sister-in-law asked me to forgo the death and destruction. So instead of "Grandpa got hit by a bus," it was "Grandpa got locked in the tool shed and missed dinner."
But as we played, people began to argue less about, "Who has a good reason to get Grandpa out of the game?" and more about "who knows where the keys to the tool shed are?" And thus, Grandma got lynched.
When my brother-in-law pointed this out much later, I said, "That's what we call, 'Reading too much into the Flavor."
Why did I tell you that?
No idea.
But since I'm here, let me clear something up:
The purpose of the Cecil posts is to narrow the gap between the people who have heard every episode of Welcome to Night Vale, read the book, and earned their Eternal Scout merit badges, and the people who have never heard of Night Vale before and are only here at the mighty whims of the Spider of Fate.
So, before anyone spends more time analyzing it the posts to figure out what is Retro and what is Cecil, let me tell you: It's all Cecil. Every Cecil post will be a direct quote from Welcome to Night Vale in some form or another.
Sorry kids, you don't get to read my Night Vale fanfiction about the love triangle between The Woman From Italy, the Man who is Not Short, and the Shape in Grove Park.*
*I assure you, the Shape in Grove Park and the Woman from Italy are not roles in this game.