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[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

You sound ridiculous. Your girlfriend doesn’t respect you.

 

[Stouffers]

Real men play nothing but Nintendo.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Real men play nothing but Nintendo.

You hear that, Jooxed !?

 

[Super Mario]

Girls look A LOT better.

Yea but it's super-risky now. How ugly is she under there? Do you make conversation then run away when you see her maskless?

You protect yourself and others. If everyone does this, and regularly wash their hands with alcohol, you get a fraction the number of infections as countries where people have a misguided problem with them. Japan stands as just one example of this.

You guys who connect wearing masks with freedom, politics, your manhood or independence, i don't have words for you. You're not living a life as full and positive as you could be.

 

[Stouffers]

You hear that, Jooxed !?

I owned a PlayStation product once and it sucked. It functioned primarily as a huge-ass bluray player. It came with Uncharted. Played about 5 minutes and said no thanks.

Fun Fact for all you Stouffers-heads out there: I don’t think I’ve ever played a game without a silent protagonist and I like it that way.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I owned a PlayStation product once and it sucked. It functioned primarily as a huge-ass bluray player. It came with Uncharted. Played about 5 minutes and said no thanks.

Fun Fact for all you Stouffers-heads out there: I don’t think I’ve ever played a game without a silent protagonist and I like it that way.

 

[Platinumstorm]

I will forever add wearing a mask to bike rides at dusk. BUG SHIELD.

 

[Nester99]

Allowed in stores
Not fined
Chumps are not sure if it’s me so less Small talk

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I've not gotten sick this year. Normally have a cold or flu but I’m fit as a fiddle.

This. Weirdly enough, I have never experienced a year where I was so healthy. Usually I get hit with light to heavy colds around three times a year on average.

This year: nothing.

 

[INC]

In the UK we don't have to see each others teeth now

That's a positive

 

[Stiflers Mom]

This is not a conspiracy I'm driving, just a mix of common sense and a strong academic background in medicine/health sciences over the past 9 years.

With these informations, it will be hard to take your fat Playstation loving couch slab schtick seriously in future, my son.

You probably look like that McDreamy dude from Grace Anatomy and are banging hot chicks left and right.

I FEEL BEING LIED TO!

 

[Magenta Mage]

Reducing the spread of communicable diseases.

 

[Man with Knife]

That it better protects other people in case I have Covid? Duh

Also I can rep my team on the mask

 

[Macapala]

I was listening to the radio and some guy called in and said masks have made the general population look better/more attractive.

 

[lock2k]

Are you Asian?

 

[Rodolink]

not smelling people's breath while they speak is the best imo

 

[M1chl]

Looking better

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Looking better

It hides faces. So yeah/

 

[Peggies]

I find people more attractive with masks. Not only cause they are properly hideous looking underneath it, but I just have a thing for guys with masks. Darth Vader, Bane, Val Kilmer in Top Gun n' all. Specially Bane.

 

[Jtibh]

Japanese people are used to wearing this, no?

Everytime a Japanese celebrity visits my area, they always wear a mask.

Japan is a based country, but it should not be used a measuring stick for other countries.

I personally think face masks are okay if used appropriately, but the sheer fear-mongering and social pressure to wear one is rubbing off the wrong way.

Vaccines are a much worse solution to this overblown "pandemic" so I'd choose face masks over vaccines any day.

Japanese people this and that....
All these hot chicks and you guys live in 10sf rooms alone .
Japanese people stay quite till you eat some pussy

 

[Mihos]

I can borrow my wife's lip gloss and no one knows

 

[lock2k]

I can borrow my wife's lip gloss and no one knows

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Japanese people this and that....
All these hot chicks and you guys live in 10sf rooms alone .
Japanese people stay quite till you eat some pussy

 

[TindalosPup]

As a female with full lips I have less random dudes starting at my mouth for long, uncomfortable periods of time when I'm out

 

[Jtibh]

As a female with full lips I have less random dudes starting at my mouth for long, uncomfortable periods of time when I'm out

Picture or it never happened

 

[lock2k]

As a female with full lips I have less random dudes starting at my mouth for long, uncomfortable periods of time when I'm out

 

[TindalosPup]

Picture or it never happened

The bf lurks here, I'd need his okay first

 

[Jtibh]

The bf lurks here, I'd need his okay first

Really? What happened to feminism? Stnad your ground. Be a strong woman.
Be a part of the movement

 

[TindalosPup]

Really? What happened to feminism? Stnad your ground. Be a strong woman.
Be a part of the movement

Lol, fuq dat, my dream is to be pregnant, bare foot, and in the kitchen (playing video games in the off time)

I don't even necessarily want to work, but with the economy the way it's been I have to if I want my man to not feel the weight of my life, and future children's, on only his shoulders

 

[thefool]

It helps other people to lose some of the fear they have of being in public again. I think that's a positive.

 

[Jtibh]

Lol, fuq dat, my dream is to be pregnant, bare foot, and in the kitchen (playing video games in the off time)

I don't even necessarily want to work, but with the economy the way it's been I have to if I want my man to not feel the weight of my life, and future children's, on only his shoulders

Dreams come true. Close your eyes and leave the door open.
On my way

 

[TindalosPup]

Dreams come true. Close your eyes and leave the door open.
On my way

That's awkward as shit, mang.

 

[Jtibh]

That's awkward as shit, mang.

How so?

 

[Foamy]

I got a pimple on my chin 2 months ago and it was pretty sweet that nobody could see it in public.

 

[TindalosPup]

How so?

Spoiler: Well...

I told you my boyfriend lurks here. He knows I post here. I'm faithful, I don't really need that insinuated, especially since covid is having an impact on being together, we aren't living together yet. I have a relief of an awkward occurrence I encounter, and I didn't really need more, I don't fault man for it, I call women dudes, too, especially lesbians, it's just an awkward occurrence. That joke it's just really awkward.

TL;DR: it just didn't hit right.

 

[Jtibh]

Spoiler: Well...

I told you my boyfriend lurks here. He knows I post here. I'm faithful, I don't really need that insinuated, especially since covid is having an impact on being together, we aren't living together yet. I have a relief of an awkward occurrence I encounter, and I didn't really need more, I don't fault man for it, I call women dudes, too, especially lesbians, it's just an awkward occurrence. That joke it's just really awkward.

TL;DR: it just didn't hit right.

Nah. You need to let loose a bit.
Once you get older you will understand

 

[TindalosPup]

Nah. You need to let loose a bit.
Once you get older you will understand

No, being a mother is a dream I've had and have worked towards my entire life. Family is in my dream and I know who I want to be the father of my kids. I know he loves me, so much more than my lips.

 

[Mistake]

Girls look A LOT better.

Not in my neck of the woods. At least they got the hospital look down with wearing pajamas out in public

 

[GAMETA]

I went through the whole Winter without getting sick. It's a first.

Spring now and not a single cold.

 

[Stouffers]

I went through the whole Winter without getting sick. It's a first.

Spring now and not a single cold.

It’s winter you dumb shit

 

[GAMETA]

It’s winter you dumb shit

HOW DARE YOU!?

I live in southern hemisphere, bro... you know seasons are opposed here, right? Right!? Google it, motherfucker.

And by the way, it's not winter in the northern hemisphere yet, it's autumn/fall... gotta know your shit if your gonna be the smartass, smartass.

 

[Stouffers]

I live in southern hemisphere, you know seasons are opposed here, right? Right!?

Google it, I dare you.

And by the way, it's not winter in the northern hemisphere yet, it's autumn/fall... gotta know your shit if your gonna be the smartass, smartass.

It’s winter where it matters. No one worth a shit considers December a spring month.

 

[GAMETA]

It’s winter where it matters. No one worth a shit considers December a spring month.

I respectfully disagree, fuck you!

And it's not about the month, there are set dates, December 21 in 2020.

Just because you're dumb and know shit about shit, doesn't make you right, biatch.

 

[supernova8]

Japanese people are used to wearing this, no?

Everytime a Japanese celebrity visits my area, they always wear a mask.

Japan is a based country, but it should not be used a measuring stick for other countries.

I personally think face masks are okay if used appropriately, but the sheer fear-mongering and social pressure to wear one is rubbing off the wrong way.

Vaccines are a much worse solution to this overblown "pandemic" so I'd choose face masks over vaccines any day.

I'm in Japan and yes I can say we were wearing masks long before any of the Western countries decided to follow suit.
It was kinda funny almost that you had various politicians overseas saying that masks don't work when the places where everyone is wearing a mask (and has been doing since even a whiff of an outbreak was on the cards) have seen hardly infections or deaths in comparison.

 

[supernova8]

Benefit of wearing a mask is that I can mouth things like "fuck you" or "go suck a dick" to people who cut in front of me or walk slowly or whatever it is. It's like one small step to anonymity in public.

Downside is that you end up smelling your own stanky breath even when going outside.

 

[LordPezix]

Verbal spells can be cast with minimal detection from enemies if you are in a crowded space.

Pretty neat.

 

[DavidGzz]

I look pretty sweet with one. Looking like hispanic Sub zero in gym clothes. Hnnng

 

[lock2k]

HOW DARE YOU!?

I live in southern hemisphere, bro... you know seasons are opposed here, right? Right!? Google it, motherfucker.

And by the way, it's not winter in the northern hemisphere yet, it's autumn/fall... gotta know your shit if your gonna be the smartass, smartass.

We get Christmas and Summer at the same time. Sweet as hell. Winter in December must be miserable as fuck lol

Also, no white shit (snow) here. Snow fucking sucks. And Straya is also southern hemisphere and the funniest cunts are from there.

 

[West Texas CEO]

masks are good for trapping in that unmistakable scent of a woman..

 

[lock2k]

I went through the whole Winter without getting sick. It's a first.

Spring now and not a single cold.

It's funny that I always seem to get sick in December but I didn't get sick this year in both seasons. Last December I spent Christmas eve at the hospital and no one knew what I had. I went to the hospital several times that month.