It's as I said, people want solidarity in a strong core group. To maintain that group they ascribe to traditional values and are hesitant to change the requirements to be a member of that group. They also have a different set of morals, ie Pro-life vs pro-choice. So the idea that government can prevent women from having abortions is seen as a net positive for someone with a conservative perspective. They hold to what they believe is a principled belief system.
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Conservapedia:
That list is hilarious in the context of modern conservatism.
placing ideas and principles above personal desire, weaknesses, fears and regrets
Nonsense. Modern conservatism is inherently a fear-driven ideology.
a never-ending quest for the truth, despite obstacles based on emotion and personal experience, and spreading such truths for the benefit of all
"Truth" and "the benefit of all" have no relation to conservative policy.
recognizing and utilizing the benefits of competition and hard work
Ah yes, the "fuck you, got mine" dogwhistle.
emphasizing charity, with its unexpected benefits, rather than compulsory tax-and-spend programs
Preferring to give lip service to social good works rather than actually performing them is indeed a cornerstone of the right in the US today. Good call.
teaching self-help rather than dependence on government and others
Entirely used as a justification of the false belief that all people have an equal starting line in life.
a devotion to the principle of justice
Or one particular version of it.
supporting self-defense
following Christian principles
Mutually exclusive ideas.
recognizing the media for its bias, bullying, deception.
Fox News does not constitute "the media." Not that conservatives ever take Fox News to task over doing all three of those things regularly.
Yeah, nothing says "frugal and efficient" like the US military in 2016.
rejecting the deification of government officials
Two words: Ronald Reagan.
giving those in authority due respect, but not to the point of accepting orders or assertions that are contrary to logic or morality
Unless you're not white, in which case not following every whim of an authority figure means it's okay to open fire on you.
downplaying significance of wealth, disparities in wealth, and materialism in general
Specifically because the leaders of the right don't want you to think too hard about how rich they are and you aren't.
emphasizing self-reliance and being able to keep the fruits of one's labor
not complaining, and instead taking practical action to improve one's situation
Redundant with the above bootstrap nonsense. Not inherently ridiculous ideas, but used as a cudgel against those who need help more than an inspirational ideal.
emphasizing self-restraint against hurtful activities
Addicted to drugs? It's your own fault!
emphasizing humility and open-mindedness instead of arrogant certainty about one's own views
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
recognizing the power of the free market
We saw the ultimate result of that tactic in 2008, but please believe that was somehow Obama's fault or something. Look, puppies!
understanding that a rising tide lifts all boats, e.g. tax cuts benefit all
All the people who get their taxes cut, sure. Not so much the people who depend on services funded by those taxes. Also the military is eternally exempt from cuts for some reason.
self-control as opposed to a self-indulgent search for instant gratification of desires
*Insert mind-numbingly long list of hypocritical conservative sex scandals here*
recognizing that evil does exist in the world, and making an effort to combat this force by whatever means necessary
So part of this political philosophy requires believing in a completely subjective notion that even all the proponents of the philosophy don't agree on the nature or definition of. Seems legit.
respecting the sanctity of life
At least until it's out of the womb. Then you're on your own. See: Bootstraps.
Overall I'd have to say that's one long load of horseshit.