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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
I would say I was just playing Hellblade. Except I wasn't playing Hellblade. I was watching Hellblade. And it wasn't a very good movie.
I'm kinda bummed, I'd been hyped at the idea of that game since I first heard of it. I saw it on a shelf for $20 and thought I couldn't lose. But shit, that wasn't a fucking game at all. And the sound design was annoying as well, so even if I'd wanted to sit and watch it, it would have been a bad experience. I've never spent so little time with a piece of software before uninstalling it.
Games that force you to watch long cutscenes suck. Games that don't let you skip cutscenes suck too. Games that constantly steal control away from you instead of letting you play for a while suck. Hellblade was the worst example of all three of those that I've ever experienced, because it didn't even have anything interesting happening while it tried to force you to watch it. And I say tried, because it completely failed. I was browsing reddit while waiting to play. I had guessed form past experience that after the third long cutscene I'd be able to start really playing, but it just never stopped stopping me from playing.
I'm kinda bummed, I'd been hyped at the idea of that game since I first heard of it. I saw it on a shelf for $20 and thought I couldn't lose. But shit, that wasn't a fucking game at all. And the sound design was annoying as well, so even if I'd wanted to sit and watch it, it would have been a bad experience. I've never spent so little time with a piece of software before uninstalling it.
Games that force you to watch long cutscenes suck. Games that don't let you skip cutscenes suck too. Games that constantly steal control away from you instead of letting you play for a while suck. Hellblade was the worst example of all three of those that I've ever experienced, because it didn't even have anything interesting happening while it tried to force you to watch it. And I say tried, because it completely failed. I was browsing reddit while waiting to play. I had guessed form past experience that after the third long cutscene I'd be able to start really playing, but it just never stopped stopping me from playing.