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[HORRORSHØW]

amazon.ca has quite the review

Lmao

 

[SchrodingerC]

amazon.ca has quite the review

LOLOL the most amazing(and absolutely disgusting) Amazon review ever written. The amount of detail is just magical.

 

[Ahasverus]

I'm a cold as fuck motherfucker who won't laugh for anything.

I cried with the amazon review.

 

[ReAxion]

so who's got the link to the toronto star article from april 2013.

 

[Charlatan]

I bought a bag of those as a gag for work - put them out on the table - complete with warnings. And nobody was man enough to eat them. So after a while I took 'em home. I tried small doses, increasing every so often. It didn't take long before I was "enjoying" the results as described.

Believe me, the reviews are NOT exaggerating the results.

 

[Portugeezer]

I bought a bag of those as a gag for work - put them out on the table - complete with warnings. And nobody was man enough to eat them. So after a while I took 'em home. I tried small doses, increasing every so often. It didn't take long before I was "enjoying" the results as described.

Believe me, the reviews are NOT exaggerating the results.

How much did you bloody eat?

I imagine it has to be several servings.

 

[Camwi]

Learn from LA Beast

http://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE

This is the second video I've watched of his thanks to GAF. Any other recommendations?

 

[Palette Swap]

amazon.ca has quite the review

I would kickstart an audiobook version or a movie adaptation of this review.

Incredible storytelling.

 

[SpinningBirdKick]

amazon.ca has quite the review

More people need to read this.

 

[Ron Mexico]

amazon.ca has quite the review

That was the best review I've ever read. Hands down.

 

[Struct09]

amazon.ca has quite the review

I don't care if this is fake or not, that was great

 

[Vilam]

I'm going to treat this thread as a precautionary warning against sugar free gummy bears - thanks for the tip.

 

[MadSol]

My co-worker brought suger free jelly beans in one time, I thought they were Jelly Bellys and ate a handful, mother of all that is evil I was in agony. Sugar Free candy is a terrible terrible prank.

 

[QualityPixel]

People. Those are NOT the sugar free version. So feel free to eat pounds of gummies without fear of destroying your body too badly. I got these a month back or so. Delightfully awesome, especially at that price. I might just do it again.

Did the ones you got contain Lycasin? I believe that's the sugar substitute that causes the gastrointestinal distress. The amazon listing says they indeed contain Lycasin.

 

[Kaako]

My co-worker brought suger free jelly beans in one time, I thought they were Jelly Bellys and ate a handful, mother of all that is evil I was in agony. Sugar Free candy is a terrible terrible prank.

It is the work of El Diablo. Shit is straight up satanic.

 

[Baron Von Beans]

Did the ones you got contain Lycasin? I believe that's the sugar substitute that causes the gastrointestinal distress. The amazon listing says they indeed contain Lycasin.

No I don't believe so. I don't remember exactly, but when I bought them it looked exactly what the link above looked like. I shoveled them shits into my mouth by the handful and never had a problem.

 

[Hip Hop]

sounds like eating Taco Bell

 

[jdouglas]

You gain five pounds, and then very promptly lose it through your ass.

 

[El Topo]

sounds like eating Taco Bell

If you can't eat fifteen regular/sugar-free Haribo gummy bears without shitting it's probably a good idea to visit a doctor.

 

[hobblygobbly]

This is the second video I've watched of his thanks to GAF. Any other recommendations?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy56zzVAaJc

Dude's an idiot. I love him.