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What is good sex like?
- Thread starter NecrosaroIII
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haxan7
Banned
I wonder if you have some hidden fetish you don’t know about that you can’t get turned on without. Just thinking out loud.
Big Baller
Al Pachinko, Konami President
I heard pussy tastes like chicken.
How sure of that are you?Halo is Back I'm a guy. And I'm into women.
nush
Member
You've grown up with an infinite supply of porn piped into your home. Of course the real thing isn't going to match up to that fantasy sex. Porn isn't real sex.
nush
Member
Javthusiast
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Richard Packer
Member
Delicious.AskRichard Packer
But if you try recreating your favourite triple anal penetration scene at home with two horny coeds, doesn’t that then mean the porn you watched is real?
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nush
Member
3 dicks, two coeds? Imagine the smell.
Halo is Back
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Tschumi
Member
I'm lucky, my sexual partner orgasms very easily, so every time we 'bonk' (as she cutely calls it) she has a go first, orgasms, then it's all wet and ready for me to go to town. She also has all the right curves and jiggles, and the right perverted mind. Also a different ethnicity that is physically smaller than me. So that's good sex.
Yep, I'm a lucky guy. *smmmmmmmmmmirk*
Yep, I'm a lucky guy. *smmmmmmmmmmirk*
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IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
I like to mix in some passionate kissing kinda sex, with some get up and pound away kinda sex... throw in some light choking.. some ass slapping.. definitely some tongue in ass action.
Good sex is fun, tiring, and is just sex that afterwards makes you feel like a fucking sex God.
It helps when you are fucking and the girl (or girls) say "you are a sex God."
Good sex is fun, tiring, and is just sex that afterwards makes you feel like a fucking sex God.
It helps when you are fucking and the girl (or girls) say "you are a sex God."
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Tschumi
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nush
Member
and we have an advantage in that respect......
DeceptiveAlarm
Gold Member
It sounds mental to me. I with with my wife for 10years and we had great sex. Then we split up and I got with this young kind of crazy chick and I had that issue the first time. It had been so long since I been with anyone else. My mind just raced. I don't know why and it never happened before my wife when I was dating. It was embarrassing at the time. I think you need to talk to someone.
3 years is a long time. Especially when your married. How does she feel about this? Have you talked to her about it? Do you love her? Is the relationship good other wise? I feel like there is some major underlying problems if your in your 30s and haven't slept with your wife in 3 years.
Good luck man. Don't loose hope.
haxan7
Banned
Asian pussy is too small for me. I need a little extra room.
Sosokrates
Report me if I continue to console war
Thats something you have to find out for yourself.
Though I find that I had unrealistic expectations.
Though I find that I had unrealistic expectations.
Ozzy Onya A2Z
Member
I'd figure a few things out first mate -
- Stop watching porn and/or taking care of things yourself. Allow your natural libido to build and drive your desire. Don't take care of it yourself. You're short circuiting things physically, emotionally and chemically which can rob your relationship from intimacy.
- Talk to your wife. NOT from your perspective but hers. Does she have desire? Does she want to improve? Does she prefer to take care of things herself instead too? I hate to raise it but often sexless marriages equate to cheating. I'd clear that from your own and/or her thoughts too. If cheating has occurred and you're still together you need to leave that shit behind and clear the path forward before intimacy can return. Otherwise you're kidding yourselves.
- Now you can focus on having fun instead of "sex". There isn't a hard and fast rule, pardon the pun, just have fun. You both may find mutual masturbation more fun or the foreplay before penetrative sex. Oral, toys, outside adventures, spontaneity, blind fold, tie her up, talk dirty, make some noise in bed yourself so you start that feedback loop with your partner etc. Try things and see what works.
- Workout who is submissive and who is dominant or interchange the roles. You may find just taking charge, not talking and just doing leads to far more fun.
- See a couples sex therapist and learn to enjoy the uncomfortable as well as laugh things off. Stop being so serious about sex.
- Do you have kids? Those little fuckers are massive intimacy blockers. A joy to have but FFS drop them off to friends or family sleepovers and plan a surprise weekend away with your wife. Go all out and don't let on until you're getting her in the car and have everything prepared for her. A change of scenery and mystery are big pluses for ladies. As is a little shared experience e.g. danger or adventure or scenic things. Sharing "first experiences" with your partner creates a longer and closer bond, never stop that adventure.
- Check out books/porn made by women. Insight direct from the source. The best sex is enjoying it with someone and them enjoying it.
- Remember it ain't always going to be the best sex of your life. Sometimes it's a quickie, sometimes it's a sweating athletic sport fuck and other times it's about sharing yourself with your partner.
- If you're out of shape, get in shape. Walk, run, lift. Your sex appeal, fitness, attractiveness, confidence and all that behind the scenes that leads to those awesome moments mentally and physically come from the work around it. Better yet workout together with your wife. Endorphins and fitness.
- Make a pact with your wife. Sex once a week for 3 months or sex everyday for 30 days. Stick to it. You'll be surprised what this can achieve even if uncomfortable to talk and initiate in the early days.
EDIT: I see you've tried ED meds etc. Have a go at this little number. No fapping for 4 days, drink 3 litres of water per day. Take 3 tablets of this per day for 2 days before you want to have sex. A little planned but worth a go here mate. Also relax and let things happen, stop thinking about your things in the moment. Focus on her and sensations of touch etc, don't be in your own head. Also don't drink any alcohol or smoke weed etc. Most people that has an adverse result. Other things to try are cock pumps and cock rings.
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Northeastmonk
Gold Member
It’s about asking the person what they want. You don’t just go at it and expect the best outcome. I don’t typically talk about my past. It started when I was 15 and I made some dumb choices in that regard. It’s probably caused a lot of skeletons to get buried in the closet, but it didn’t click in my mind until I got married. I’ve made mistakes. It hasn’t always gone the way it should, but one thing I’ve learned is that you can get better. Things can get better. Even if you have to talk it out with a therapist, like I did. You can move on. I’d also recommend buying some tools to use in the bedroom. I got to that feeling where it was boring years ago, but adding some spice always works.
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Deleted member 1159
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Some friends of mine went to sex therapy and reported amazing results. Sounds like you should consider it too. Hell, I've considered it with my wife and I don't think there's even a problem, it just seems like it might be helpful maintenance-wise. If I felt the way you did I think I'd be setting up an appointment immediately.
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paparazzo
Member
There's a good chance your issue is psychosomatic. I've never had ED but dealt with chronic pain in this area until I learned about this stuff. I'd recommend starting with this podcast by a sex therapist who talks about ED, pelvic pain etc. and how to get better (I stumbled upon an ep about pelvic pain and found it useful).
Hard Conversations
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Ain’t no love when dp is invoked. That’s just good ol’ fashioned fucking.
nush
Member
I mean, if he's got a bro that could spice things up.
newtypepilot
Member
so OP has no sex life and is married. Do you have kids? I think you need marriage therapy or something.
3 years of no sex in a marriage. Sorry, man but she's probably cheating...
3 years of no sex in a marriage. Sorry, man but she's probably cheating...
nush
Member
I think it's more a case of "I don't need to do that anymore". Some women, when they get their feet under the table.
NecrosaroIII
Ultimate DQ Fan
No kids.
She's very low sex drive. She used to be interested but after repeated failures and unsatisfactory sex she's given up. I have too though at the same time I hate that I can't have sex like a normal person. It's hard to describe. I don't have a biological drive to fuck, but mentally I hate that I don't and I hate that I cant.
MaestroMike
Gold Member
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
That's why I prefer "joy sticks'.
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PumpkinPie
Banned
Bum sex with no poopy dick afterwards is the gold standard.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Find a chick that will take a load on her face and then use your dick to spread it on her face like a paintbrush, and you'll never say sex is bad.
I didn't expect that to happen. But some women are disgusting and couldnt believe it when she did it.
I didn't expect that to happen. But some women are disgusting and couldnt believe it when she did it.
nush
Member
AV
We ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space
NecrosaroIII
how many times a week you whacking off? Be honest. It'll kill your drive to have actual sex with or without the aid of porn.
Umbasaborne
Banned
Boobs 
haxan7
Banned
relationship goals
NecrosaroIII
Ultimate DQ Fan
Between 2 and 4 times a week.
nush
Member
Every other day then.
captainraincoat
Banned
haxan7
Banned
Doesn't add up. You wouldn't need to wank unless you had a biological drive to fuck. Unless I'm missing something.
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Jsisto
Member
So you do have a sex drive, if you had no sex drive you wouldn't be doing it.
NecrosaroIII
Ultimate DQ Fan
Reoccurring issue. I have no trouble Jenkins off to porn but can't get turned on during the real thing. It's been that way with every partner I've had