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What is the worst household chore?
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ScarletSpider
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The Lunch Legend
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smegma removal
DogofWar
Member
Picking up stuff on the floor. With two kids there are always stuff lying about. While I am picking up in one room another one gets trashed.
At least with toilet scrubbing, removing that disgusting goo from the pipes underneath the sink, window cleaning etc I don't have to do it one hour+ every day.
At least with toilet scrubbing, removing that disgusting goo from the pipes underneath the sink, window cleaning etc I don't have to do it one hour+ every day.
TaySan
Banned
He doesn't trust me with using the equipment and rather he do all the work himself.
Rockondevil
Member
Dusting and maintaining the garden/lawn.
King of Foxes
Banned
anything that involves me supporting/watching my wife....i always feel like fucking moving her aside and just doing it myself
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
I'll vacuum all day but I detest mopping floors.
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
Bought myself a battery powered mower and weed eater a few years ago.
I laugh at your fossil powered futility.
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Tesseract
Banned
ja, need to look into that
badblue
Gold Member
That's nothing to cleaning up the bathroom after a sewer backup. I didn't feel clean for 2 weeks after that.
And I'd rather do that again then wash the dishes. Fuck dishes.
Jtibh
Banned
Jtibh
Banned
Our kitchen sink got clogged.
Turnes out its the drain pipe all the way down to the basement.
So i had to take the pipe apart in the basement that was head height.
The pipe was 8 feet long full of shit.
I had to use a ling stick to scoop the nasty out. Then i used a hose to stick it in there and with the water pressure force the rest to move down the drain.
But instead all the shit squirted back right into my mouth and all over my face and body.
I gagged and puked for a solid 10 minutes.
Then i had to clean up everything from the floor.
In the end i fixed the clog but i rather clean shit than this
Turnes out its the drain pipe all the way down to the basement.
So i had to take the pipe apart in the basement that was head height.
The pipe was 8 feet long full of shit.
I had to use a ling stick to scoop the nasty out. Then i used a hose to stick it in there and with the water pressure force the rest to move down the drain.
But instead all the shit squirted back right into my mouth and all over my face and body.
I gagged and puked for a solid 10 minutes.
Then i had to clean up everything from the floor.
In the end i fixed the clog but i rather clean shit than this
GAMETA
Banned
I like doing the dishes, it's a good time to think, it's a 10-30 minute chore, easy and fun if you do it everyday or after every meal.
Laundry tho, is a pain in the ass. Cloth dryers are expensive here, so is electricity... so most people use clotheslines, and it takes forever to do, and in the winter clothes take up to 3 days to dry, and they smell like wet dogs and get stiff. I hate this shit.
Laundry tho, is a pain in the ass. Cloth dryers are expensive here, so is electricity... so most people use clotheslines, and it takes forever to do, and in the winter clothes take up to 3 days to dry, and they smell like wet dogs and get stiff. I hate this shit.
Jtibh
Banned
Where you live?
I couldnt live my life without dishwasher and washer dryer combo
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Putting away laundry. Washing clothes is great. Getting them out of the basket and into the dresser/closet is a bridge too far.
samporter
Banned
I don't enjoy mowing the lawn, raking leaves, or watering the garden. But I do these things regardless because I believe in being a good neighbor. One of the worst things about living in neighborhoods that are socioeconomic diverse is having neighbors who shouldn't be living there. Traditional houses are meant for a family but increasingly more people house hack(several families under one roof) and these people usually don't take care of their lawns. It drives down others property value and attracts unwanted elements, like homeless and gang activity.
GAMETA
Banned
Brazil. Everything is overpriced completely out of proportion.
The cloth washers are not too expensive, but "a washer that also dries!? What? You think you're living in the 1st world, kid? You think you can have nice things!? HOW DARE YOU!?"
I was 16 the first time I saw a dishwasher at a friend's house, I had no idea the dishes would come out so hot, I almost burnt my hands, lol.
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TrainedRage
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You need a riding mower and a good pair of headphones, then you pretend you are playing Mario Cart. Boom fun time, every time.
For a more realistic simulation, place banana peels and small critters in your yard.
Tesseract
Banned
there's great truth to this
TrainedRage
Banned
I enjoy cutting the grass. Honestly, I get really high and zone out with good music and pretend im doing some driving game.
Tesseract
Banned
hell yeah, blazing speed
TIMSTER_777
Member
Lazy fucks!
But seriously, it's folding clothes for me.
But seriously, it's folding clothes for me.
Jtibh
Banned
Always aim for the gophers lol
Jtibh
Banned
Thats
I am sure if they just sit on the clothes for an hour they will be dry , ironed, folded.
Thats what hot big ass brazilian women are for.
I am sure if they just sit on the clothes for an hour they will be dry , ironed, folded.