Superman can be a good guy and optimistic and innocent. I really want that and have mentioned it constantly. However, that doesn't mean the world is that innocent. Thats why he's "Super" man as you put it. The world isn't as innocent and good willed as him and his actions have to set an example to them. He has to be the better man. So show their fear and show him doing his best to stay good and not be brought down by all the fear and paranoia.
No one here seems to listen when I say you can have both.
Superman can be a good guy and optimistic and innocent. I really want that and have mentioned it constantly. However, that doesn't mean the world is that innocent. Thats why he's "Super" man as you put it. The world isn't as innocent and good willed as him and his actions have to set an example to them. He has to be the better man. So show their fear and show him doing his best to stay good and not be brought down by all the fear and paranoia.
No one here seems to listen when I say you can have both.
Or you can just google "bodybuilder" and we're done here.
Fuck Superman.
Out of popular superheroes, he's by far my least favorite. Such a stupid character. I don't possess enough suspension of disbelief to tolerate anything he's in. Well, I was into JLA for a while, but that's it.
Who has ever worried about Superman being seriously injured? He's basically unbeatable, and the stupid American comics industry couldn't possibly consider harming his character in any real way. He has no real character flaws; no reason for me to be interested in him personally. Superman is the superhero a five-year old would create. If anyone were to really inject real problems into Superman, it would just seem like a joke, not something I could take seriously.
Reading/watching Superman anything is the equivalent of a vasectomy.
/rant
Sorry guys, just had to get that off my chest.
but you only think of who Superman is because you are standing from the outside reading the story, if you were a person living in that world, would you really give two shits who superman was? no. and nobody would ever think that a powerful man would be "hiding" like he does. a lot people all over the world look alike, it doesn't mean anything.
But again, it's not JUST the glasses. It's the posture, the hairdo, the mannerisms, the tone. You'd be surprised how those factors do change a perception of another person. Also note of the human nature NOT to associate famous people to the ones near them.
Okay I have to ask because I just watched All Star Superman. Are we talking about the film or comic? Because the film is forcing so much filler in that its sad and is incredibly campy.
"I'd love to celebrate your birthday Lois but I really have to stop this invasion of reptilian people from taking over the world" is an actual line in it.
He's dying, and instead of focusing on what he means to the world during this film or what his absence will mean to the world when he's gone it wrecks pacing by throwing in one random reptillian invasion, a paranoid Lois trying to kill him angle, Lois gaining super powers only to use them to act a tease and fuck with Superman's affections for shits, the Ultra Sphinx asking the unanswerable question that Superman answers by quoting a car ad, Parasite looking and acting like a blob while the art team has fun turning his mouth into a vagina (not even kidding. You can screen shot it and its not even vague.), Lex Luthor NEVER getting Clark is Superman with him using powers in front of him, Rogue Kryptonians taking over the Earth while he's away populating a planet with Kandor and then them dying and finding love and meaning in mankind, Luthor having Superman's powers, a Solar robot eating the sun only to be eaten by a sun eater whose death makes Superman kill the sun robot who poisons the sun, and then Superman turning into pure energy to fix the sun and dying followed by Luthor repenting and telling a scientist how to replicate Superman by impregnating a woman (obviously hinted to be Lois Lane) with some genetic code for kryptonians?
I'm telling you that movie is shit on pacing due to all the filler. Don't even get me started on how much bullshitian Superman spews in his fortress every two seconds trying to amaze Lois Lane while all the while coming off as a creeper. Please tell me the film is not what you're quoting as so good and the comic is nothing like this. Otherwise I give up on trying to convince you all of how much Superman really IS a 5 year old's hero and on what it'd take to make him compelling on the big screen.
That's because that problem is too common that many people are tired of it.
And...? You'd be wrong. Really now. Muscular =/= Bodybuilder.
I just looked up the comic series on wikipedia... it's not good:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-Star_Superman#Plot
Obviously there are massive spoilers at the link for those who haven't read it.
shaowebb why do you hate Superman?![]()
So wait in the comic he...
1.Superman saves the first manned mission to the sun.
2.Superman brews the SuperElixir.
3.Superman answers the Unanswerable Question.
4.Superman chains the Chronovore.
5.Superman saves Earth from BizarroHome.
6.Superman returns from the Underverse.
7.Superman creates Life.
8.Superman liberates Kandor/cures cancer.
9.Superman defeats Solaris.
10.Superman conquers Death.
11.Superman builds an artificial Heart for the Sun.
12.Superman leaves the recipe/formula to make Superman 2.
That...that sounds like just as much garbage as the film I just watched. I liked the Luthor clips so I watched it to see what was up and my God was it bad. This comic sounds even worse. Granted comics can go nuts with filler and action like this because they are staggered out over a longer period of time so pacing works different, but this sounds...ugh. Okay, I'll take the time to read this locally at Books A Million this week and see if there were moments to be had, but if this is the idea of quality and its anything like that film was for "quality" then I give up appealing for sanity.
I just..... *scratches head*
Say you line up 10, or hell, probably a 100, of your friends and colleagues that you interact with often every day in your social life/work environment, like Louis Lane and her work partners with Clark Kent.
You interact with someone daily, in close quarters--you just don't magically un-recognize him/her just because someday he/she decides to change his/her posture, mannerism, or taking off an article of their clothing (like glasses.) Nothing short of probably plastic surgery or that person altering his/her face significantly can logically make you un-recognize him/her all of sudden... where's the logic in that?
Maybe a surprise or two, like, "It's that really you?" or "Holy shit dude, what happened to your hair?" I can accept that. But for a person that you interact daily on consistent basis? Gets mistaken for completely different individual altogether?
*Scratches head*
And you wonder why Spiderman, Batman, and the other superheroes even bother to wear masks.
Wow, people hating on All Star Superman because he did stuff he'd enjoy to feel fulfilled in his life.
No wonder comic industry is going shit - the readers always assume everything is filler.
That, or you just want your Superman movie to be shitty, repetitive "why do we need Supes" bullshit I always hear about.
and:they are sabotaged by a booby-trapped, genetically enhanced Lex Luthor clone
In order to save Superman, Jimmy exposes himself to a life-threatening chemical to become a monster called Doomsday. Because evil-Superman becomes weaker the more he commits evil acts, Jimmy uses that to stop and save Superman and himself.
People hating on All-Star Superman after reading the Wiki summary should be ashamed of themselves.
![]()
Does anyone remember this guy?
![]()
Does anyone remember this guy?
I've always wanted to read/write a story about someone with superman's level of powers trying to exist in a world that to him is basically made of cardboard and everyone else is basically about as resilient as tissue paper to him.
I imagine an adolescence (I'll assume that's when his powers manifest, cause a super powered baby just wouldn't work) where the first time he he threw a fit at his dad he destroyed something. If he doesn't flinch at a bullet hitting him then something like bumping a table means he doesn't stub his toe but completely destroys a table. Maybe he tried to save a pet when he was young and accidentally killed it by moving too quickly (car approaching, dog is running across the street. He tries to catch and move the dog while moving at 200+ miles per hour to intercept the animal. Dog dies.) I envision a man who completely avoids all contact with living creatures if possible. Every move is deliberate. I'd like to see him as an OCD recluse who only becomes superman cause he can't handle the pressure of living in a world that is so weak and volatile. He only becomes involved in huge problem like wars, genocide, science, and experimentation. I imagine him as a physicist or doctor (in his desire to understand why people are so fragile).
Add to that involuntary muscle actions that humans can't really control. How dense and pressurized does his body have to be to actually withstand the g forces his body endures. What about the first time he jerked off as an adolescent. Did he blow a hole in the ceiling? Are his sperm super? Do they travel super fast? Is the entire city of smallville littered with microscopic holes? What are the chances that a single super sperm might be able to actually penetrate a womans body and find an ovulating egg (it would have to be a single sperm since multiple sperm would just swarm and destroy a normal egg). That leaves room for a few immaculate conceptions in smallville. (Hat tip to man of steel woman of kleenex by Larry Niven)
Add to that involuntary muscle actions that humans can't really control. How dense and pressurized does his body have to be to actually withstand the g forces his body endures. What about the first time he jerked off as an adolescent. Did he blow a hole in the ceiling? Are his sperm super? Do they travel super fast? Is the entire city of smallville littered with microscopic holes? What are the chances that a single super sperm might be able to actually penetrate a womans body and find an ovulating egg (it would have to be a single sperm since multiple sperm would just swarm and destroy a normal egg). That leaves room for a few immaculate conceptions in smallville. (Hat tip to man of steel woman of kleenex by Larry Niven)
One of my favorite episodes as well as the Death of Superman episode, which shows that Superman is a badass even without his powers.Then go watch Justice League Unlimited.
On battleboards that storyarc lives in infamy. For a while people were claiming Superman could beat Prof X with Tivo.
Irredeemable, basely what would happen if Superman snaps from the pressure of being perfect but unable to make perfect decisions.
The Plutonian sunk Singapore after the Singaporean PM lied to him.