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[johnny_park]

https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet

Mine was lame.

"This is pretty cool."

 

[Log4Girlz]

I've never tweeted. .. am I going to die?

 

[Twenty7KVN]

Nothing.

 

[Cyan]

Pretty confident it was:

@FF5ForFutures #register

Or whatever the command was at that point.

 

[SimulatedHoward]

Something super mundane and uninteresting.

 

[daizydoesit]

Mine was "why do I already have followers and I haven't twittered yet"

Yes I said "twittered"

Spoiler

still do

 

[terrisus]

Here is my first "tweet":

 

[jello44]

Mine was #KONY2012

Spoiler

not really

 

[hodayathink]

"Wasting time."

Incredibly prophetic, I think.

 

[J. Bravo]

"miss hawaii, dislike kansas, wish i could go back"

back in 2010 few days after i got kicked out of my school in hawaii

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

"Final episode of the office was great. Obviously not everybody was going to think the same thing."

 

[Mr-Joker]

Mine was;

"I am beginning to miss Bad Girl from No More Heroes I hope she is in the second one."

I posted this way back in 2009

Still have no idea why I made that my first tweet or why I have a twitter account.

 

[Soul Beat]

I honestly don't remember, but I'm sure it was super lame.

 

[PhoenixDark]

 

[Aeana]

I wiped all of my tweets a couple of years ago, so I'll never know now.

 

[Delicious Waffles]

Something about the Mets losing to Phillies 3-0 at the time, back in 2008.

 

[Stinkles]

I don't remember, which is funny because I have only tweeted like five times.

 

[iAmMaximus]

 

[Princess Viola]

"making me a sandwich"

back in 2009

i dont think i ever made that sandwich

 

[Anion]

Mine was:
Sup, bro

 

[Poltergust]

Most likely something along the lines of "testing to see if this works."

EDIT: And upon going to the site in the OP, turns out I was right. "Testing Twitter..."

 

[Aesius]

Dick pic.

 

[Trouble]

I've never tweeted. .. am I going to die?

Yes, you are.




One day. Me too.

#TeamNeverTweeted

 

[legacyzero]

It's where you go when E3 (inevitably) slays GAF!

 

[Community Forum]

My first and last tweet was about meeting a guy at the mall for a Craigslist transaction. I wanted a public record just in case anything bad went down, like I suddenly went missing or something.

 

[GrizzNKev]

 

[LyleLanley]

Thinking we're only one signature away from ending the war in Iraq.
Learn more at http://www.barackobama.com

 

[Panthalassic]

Now I want one

 

[BraXzy]

Not really my first tweet because it was a retweet.. but ahh well.

 

[jokkir]

"Trying to figure out this thing"

How do I check the ones after?

 

[sharkmuncher]

"I am munching sharks"

 

[Nvzman]

Fixed.

Spoiler

I kid, I kid.

 

[dejay]

Never made one, although I registered a number of years ago.

Maybe I should tweet, even though nobody is following me. If a dude tweets in the forest, does anybody care?

 

[sixteen-bit]

it's going to take a lot of scrolling to find mine

 

[ChimpanzeeThat]

"Oh God how did this get here i am not good with computer"

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I have never tweeted or posted anything in facebook. Truth.

 

[clockworkinyou]

"I hope this meant as much for you, as it did for me"

Second time I used that line.

 

[Anteater]

I might've deleted my first tweet since I remember deleting a lot of of my shitty tweets using a program. My current first tweet is thanking a video game dev though

@shinji_mikami Thank you so much for Vanquish! I beat god hard today =D! http://imgur.com/LBzip.jpg
4:55 PM - 6 Nov 2010

 

[Count Dookkake]

"Testes, testes."

 

[B33]

"Sleeping"

So enlightening.

 

[v1lla21]

First tweet. Feel like a newborn baby.

 

[Messofanego]

https://twitter.com/messofanego/statuses/15081003214

Giving Anthony Gallegos shit over a review he wrote.

I only joined Twitter to annoy games people.

 

[Valhelm]

 

[Oersted]

My timeline is plastered with this

Every twitterfeed should start with something positive
http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/dog-finds-a-tiny-kitten-risks-everything-to-save-her?s=mobile

 

[Messofanego]

I wiped all of my tweets a couple of years ago, so I'll never know now.

Aww

 

[Log4Girlz]

There is a strong correlation between not tweeting and death. If you look through history 100% of people who never tweeted died. I am so scared

 

[DERF]

I don't even have am account

 

[ratcliffja]

There is a strong correlation between not tweeting and death. If you look through history 100% of people who never tweeted died. I am so scared

Now I'm scared too. Still not going to tweet, though.

 

[jerry1594]

It doesn't show up for me when I search. I may have deleted it or something.

 

[Mirimar]

Mine was plugging the Little Witch Academia 2 Kickstarter last year. Still waiting...lol