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[IGotBillySoSpooked]

Yea man that fuckin bitch was owning me with the pushups

I still can't keep up with the video and I'm on my second round of P90X. I do like 20 push-ups during each exercise and even that is pretty hard for me to maintain during the second round.

That girl is pretty crazy with the push-ups. She's also a porn star, which is kind of crazy.

 

[X26]

Just do what you can, the guys on screen are there to show you form more than anything else, matching them is something that'll come with time

to repeat tony: modify, modify, modify

 

[BertramCooper]

That girl is pretty crazy with the push-ups. She's also a porn star, which is kind of crazy.

Wait, what?

The German chick?

 

[grumble]

Wait, what?

The German chick?

link please

 

[X26]

holy shit, never knew

tip: maren beautte on freeones

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

Wait, what?

The German chick?

Tony's probably bangin her. Bet

 

[koam]

Maren Beautte (I)

Weltklasse Ärsche 7 (video) (as Maren)

2004 Ripe 21: Cheryl D. (video) (as Marin Buta)

2003 Anal Cherries (video)

2003 Das Sperma-Teeny (video)

2002 Gangland 32 (video)

2001 DP Nation 9 (video)

2001 Das kleine Arschloch 3 (video) (as Mareen)

2001 Amateur Madness 35 (video)

2001 Fuck Pigs 5 (video)

2000 Anal Inspection Service 2 (video)

2000 Cram Sessions (video)

2000 My Ass 7 (video)

2000 Perverted 4 (video)
German Teacher (Maren)

2000 Suitcase Pimps (video)
Prostitute

2000 World's Luckiest Jock (video) (as Maren)

1999 Succubus: Skin XVII (video)

1999 A Girl's Affair 28 (video)

1999 Rocks That Ass (video)

1999 3 Girls Pee Berlin (video) (as Maren)

1999 75 Nurse Orgy (video)

1999 Air Tight 4 (video)

1999 Art House Porno 1: Shawn's Favorites (video)

1999 Backseat Driver 10: Smashes and Gashes (video)

1999 Beach Bunnies with Big Brown Eyes 4 (video)

1999 Big Tool Time 2 (video)

1999 Booty Duty 8 (video)

1999 Coed Cocksuckers 14 (video)

1999 Extreme Teen 2 (video)
Allysin's Friend (as Maren)

1999 Fashion Sluts 11 (video)

1999 Gangbang Girl 24 (video)
Gang Bang Girl

1999 Gang Bang Slut 3 (video)

1999 Hot Bods and Tail Pipe #7 (video)

1999 Luciano's Lucky Ladies (video)

1999 Make the Bitches Beg 5 (video)

1999 Papa Load's Blowjob Babes 2 (video)

1999 Secrets of the Flesh (video)

1999 Sugar Daddy Vol. 19 (video)

1999 The World's Luckiest Patient (video)

1999 Up Your Ass 10 (video) (as Maren)

1999 Uromania (video)

1999 Violation of Jewel Valmont (video)

1999 Young and Anal 13 (video) (as Maren)

1998 Gangbang Auditions 2 (video)

1998 Ich habe fertig (video)

1998 Teeny Exzesse 54 - Sperma in das Auge (video) (as Mareen Felix)

1998 World Sex Tour 14: Germany (video) (as Heidi)

1996 Busen Wunder (video)

1996 Double D Dolls 7 (video)

1996 Pumpin' Plumpers (video) (as Effie Balconi)

1995 Alm Bums

Holy shit..

Please tell me shauna did porn! What's her full name?

 

[NYR]

WTF

Mind-blown at that German chick doing porn.

 

[Lionheart1827]

Holy shit hahaha. Thats some silly shit right there.

 

[BertramCooper]

:lol

 

[Sanky Panky]

I'll never look at GERMAN POOOWTTATOO SSSSOUP the same again...

 

[IGotBillySoSpooked]

Tony's probably bangin her. Bet

Apparently, Tony was banging Shauna when the video's were made...or he is gay. Those are the rumors I've heard in P90X land.

 

[X26]

every time I do chest and back now I'm going to expect bobby and scotty to come over and dp her, with tony throwing out encouragement all the while:

"If you start shaking, come out of it!"
"And 6 hang in - and 7 hang in - and 8 hang in - and 9 hang in..."
"Get your butt in the air! Get your butt in the air!"

 

[IGotBillySoSpooked]

The story behind Maren's involvement is that she lived in the same apartment building as Pam the Blam. Pam saw an ad for P90X and invited Maren to come along. Both completed the test phase and ended up in videos.

Best picture ever:

CAWWWWWWW

 

[BertramCooper]

I just looked at a few of her other "exercise videos" and when you hear her voice, you instantly know it's her.

This is hysterical.

 

[NYR]

every time I do chest and back now I'm going to expect bobby and scotty to come over and dp her, with tony throwing out encouragement all the while:

"If you start shaking, come out of it!"
"And 6 hang in - and 7 hang in - and 8 hang in - and 9 hang in..."
"Get your butt in the air! Get your butt in the air!"

lmao, especially at the last one!!!!

 

[IGotBillySoSpooked]

I just looked at a few of her other "exercise videos" and when you hear her voice, you instantly know it's her.

This is hysterical.

For hysterical, see Super Troopers, which stars one-legged Eric from P90X Plyometrics.

Fitbomb has a ton of dirt on P90X folks...www.fitbomb.com

Tony apparently did a late night softcore porn movie when he was trying to become an actor. He just plays a cop in like a 20 second scene, though.

 

[Slayer-33]

OH YOU'RE SO SWEATY DUDE!

Spoiler

(Drop random quotes by Tony in this topic whenever lol!)

And that German girl.. I had a feeling she was dirty :lol

 

[BertramCooper]

For hysterical, see Super Troopers, which stars one-legged Eric from P90X Plyometrics.

Fitbomb has a ton of dirt on P90X folks...www.fitbomb.com

Tony apparently did a late night softcore porn movie when he was trying to become an actor. He just plays a cop in like a 20 second scene, though.

Thanks for that Fitbomb link. Really interesting stuff.

I can't believe the people in the videos only got like $600 bucks out of it. I know they didn't develop the program or anything, but still.

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

holy shit just saw a clip of that german chick's porno.

Spoiler

Can you say FHUTA? Because she certainly did

 

[Lionheart1827]

Holy crap, I knew Eric looked familiar. Then I noticed Super Troopers and Beerfest. Jeez.

 

[IGotBillySoSpooked]

Thanks for that Fitbomb link. Really interesting stuff.

I can't believe the people in the videos only got like $600 bucks out of it. I know they didn't develop the program or anything, but still.

Given the circumstances, $600 doesn't sound that bad. I'm not sure they could have foreseen that P90X would sell 2-3 million copies.

 

[NYR]

Wow, just spent 30 minutes on that fitbomb site. Insane stuff on there.

 

[koam]

Thanks for that Fitbomb link. Really interesting stuff.

I can't believe the people in the videos only got like $600 bucks out of it. I know they didn't develop the program or anything, but still.

For an hour, that's not bad!

 

[BertramCooper]

Given the circumstances, $600 doesn't sound that bad. I'm not sure they could have foreseen that P90X would sell 2-3 million copies.

For an hour, that's not bad!

Yeah, you're both right.

Still, you'd think the people who appeared in the videos would get a very small cut of the profits. Not the entire test group - just the ones they chose for the videos.

 

[LogicStep]

What the fuck have you people done?!?!?! God damn it I can't unsee it now.

 

[BertramCooper]

Now I'm going to laugh hysterically every time Tony talks about Maren's "German stretch techniques."

 

[sefskillz]

I'll never look at GERMAN POOOWTTATOO SSSSOUP the same again...

man i was gonna be all over that line too.

she's so bangable doing those dive bombers. it all makes sense now

 

[IGotBillySoSpooked]

Yeah, you're both right.

Still, you'd think the people who appeared in the videos would get a very small cut of the profits. Not the entire test group - just the ones they chose for the videos.

Some of the people did use the experience to their advantage.

Joe Bovino has parlayed his P90X exposure into writing a book about picking up chicks: http://joebovino.kajabi.com/sales_pages/3559

I guess that lawyering thing didn't work out for him.

 

[ArachosiA 78]

I started week 9 yesterday. It looks like I definitely won't be ending up with my dream body by the end of this round. Ah well...I already am planning on doing another round after this one. Hopefully, I'll be able to go to the beach at least once this summer without feeling self-conscious.

 

[D23]

MIND BLOWN at the germans chick doing porn. lol...

 

[IGotBillySoSpooked]

I started week 9 yesterday. It looks like I definitely won't be ending up with my dream body by the end of this round. Ah well...I already am planning on doing another round after this one. Hopefully, I'll be able to go to the beach at least once this summer without feeling self-conscious.

During my first round of P90X, I lost about 10 pounds during the last month. I definitely saw the best results during Phase 3, both in strength gains and weight loss.

It kind of makes sense since you'll be able to work harder now than you did during Phases I & II. You'll be doing more push-ups, pull-ups, etc. You are also working harder for an extra week, since Phase III consists of 4 workout weeks and 1 rest week.

You might get farther than you think.

 

[Unknown One]

I just read one of the interviews on that site and man Jon Congdon comes off like a jackass to Joe Bovino. Not only do they shut him out after the whole P90x, but to call him out about the USANA business and making it seem like he's using his P90x fame to promote it.

Not cool. Joe Bovino seems like a very cool guy.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

holly shit WTF gaf lol. when i have the time im going to look up her shit.

 

[FOOTE]

Hmm. I'm sure how I feel about the German girl's other work. It might get a little distracting when I start round 2 of this.

Apparently, Tony was banging Shauna when the video's were made...or he is gay. Those are the rumors I've heard in P90X land.

I don't know why, but he does come off as a gay guy sometimes. Other times though, he really seems to perv it up with the girls.

 

[lljride]

1999 3 Girls Pee Berlin (video) (as Maren)

Yep, German porn star alright.

I can already tell I'll be looking at Fitbomb all day instead of getting any work done.

 

[FOOTE]

What's unfortunate is that P90X has gone pretty mainstream with their advertising. ESPN (Mike & Mike) and Ryan Seacrest's radio show are two that I know of for sure that have advertised it as something that they are currently doing, and that it works. If this gets out as being publicly known, all of that will most likely end.

Just from a quick search of her name, it seems like she's still doing work.

 

[nubbe]

I still can't keep up with the video and I'm on my second round of P90X. I do like 20 push-ups during each exercise and even that is pretty hard for me to maintain during the second round.

That girl is pretty crazy with the push-ups. She's also a porn star, which is kind of crazy.

I gotta check that out when i get home from work!

 

[RSP]

Guys, quick question here. I'm loving the p90x workout stuff. It's the first program I'm able to stick with for a few weeks within the last two years. I've been sitting still for most of that time, but before that I took about 10 years of Kyokushin Karate lessons. Needless to say, the Kempo X routine appeals to me greatly!

The thing I'm noticing is that I like that routine way more than some of the others. The 'Lean' program I chose has a lot of Yoga X, and even though I don't hate it, I'd rather be running my ass of for 60 minutes than doing Yoga for 90.

Is there a way to 'swap' or change this without messing up the p90x routine?

 

[ocadman]

Guys, quick question here. I'm loving the p90x workout stuff. It's the first program I'm able to stick with for a few weeks within the last two years. I've been sitting still for most of that time, but before that I took about 10 years of Kyokushin Karate lessons. Needless to say, the Kempo X routine appeals to me greatly!

The thing I'm noticing is that I like that routine way more than some of the others. The 'Lean' program I chose has a lot of Yoga X, and even though I don't hate it, I'd rather be running my ass of for 60 minutes than doing Yoga for 90.

Is there a way to 'swap' or change this without messing up the p90x routine?

I don't know. I'd say no. Yoga is probably the one workout you want to do. I remember reading somewhere where Tony said if he was forced to do one workout and one workout only forever, he'd chose Yoga, so there you have it.

Also, :lol at the German girl. They need to find more stuff on Audra.

 

[turnbuckle]

Decided to go top the gym for chest and back for week 3 yesterday instead of doing all the pushups (and my pull up bar scares me lol). I managed to press 20 lbs more than 3 weeks ago

Stepped on the scale this morning and I am down to 194.3. The highest I've weighed in at in the last 3 weeks was 202.3, the lowest was 193.9, but the last 3 times I've stepped on it's all been in the 193-195 range. Looking forward to doing plyo and ab ripper tonight! Never thought I'd say either of those things lol

 

[RisingZan]

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Just finished my first exercise last night. I can barely move today. I'm so excited to stick with it, especially now that I know a little backstory on these folks...

 

[Where's my goat?]

This thread makes me want to try P90X again, but the last time I tried (two years ago) I made it to Yoga and the following day awoke to the worst bout of Sciatica of my life. One month later and I was fine, but it scared me from restarting.

Anyone else have back problems and still manage to get through the program? I haven't had any flare up of Sciatica in quite a few months now, so I'm feeling like giving P90X another go.

 

[Major Williams]

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Just finished my first exercise last night. I can barely move today. I'm so excited to stick with it, especially now that I know a little backstory on these folks...

Great! Did you follow the plan? My wife and I are sore today! Our first day was yesterday

 

[sefskillz]

This thread makes me want to try P90X again, but the last time I tried (two years ago) I made it to Yoga and the following day awoke to the worst bout of Sciatica of my life. One month later and I was fine, but it scared me from restarting.

Anyone else have back problems and still manage to get through the program? I haven't had any flare up of Sciatica in quite a few months now, so I'm feeling like giving P90X another go.

i think you should do your own warm up back stretches before starting some of the exercises, especially the ones with a lot of squats and the yoga.

 

[RisingZan]

Great! Did you follow the plan? My wife and I are sore today! Our first day was yesterday

Yup. Sticking to a pretty strict diet (which I started in January as preparation). I'm writing everything down, and taking things at my own pace. Much slower than the video, obviously, but knowing that months from now I might be able to hammer out the same number of reps as they do on the video is oddly inspiring. I have to say, I'm more "into it" than I thought I would be.

 

[MIMIC]

I'm thinking about trying this out. I definitely don't need to lose any weight; I'm just trying to become more muscular. I started working 4 days a week about 2 years ago but stopped after I couldn't find the time to get it done (studying for the LSATs and work.....UGH!).

I haven't exercised since last summer :-/

Back then, I was reading up on muscle confusion so since this appears to be the core of this workout regimen, I'm looking forward to it since it makes complete sense. I'm glad to have finally found something that uses this idea and is highly structured as well.

Since I don't need to lose weight, I am totally not going to subtract anything from my diet. I might start eating healthier (or add some things) but I can't completely change my diet. I tried that a few years ago (trying to gain muscle) and I went through food withdrawal. lol I crave food and since I have a super fast metabolism, screw the nutrition!

 

[Lionheart1827]

Core Synergistics tonight(1st recovery).

Should I be worried?

 

[Nightz]

Core Synergistics tonight(1st recovery).

Should I be worried?

It's tough, but it was definitely my favorite workout of the set.

 

[alejob]

Core Synergistics tonight(1st recovery).

Should I be worried?

Finished my first Core Synergistics. I'm glad this video is not longer than it is cuz it really kicked my butt. I had to do those Sphinx pushup with my knees on the ground. It also works your back real good.