You wanna talk about ridiculous? It doesn't involve "hipsters", but it involves the ever-present, more easily identifiable
poseurs (as I like to call them
):
Here in my neighborhood, every weeknight from 10 PM onward, gaggles of kids ages 17-21 show up in the
7-11 parking lot to hang out and pose in their $75K+ rides bought with daddy's money. Seriously, some nights you can't even GET INTO the parking lot (and it's huge) because it's like an auto show, with everyone pimping their rides and just hanging out "looking good". I've seen every car short of a Ferrari there-- S500's, CLK's, BMW 7's and X5's, Porche 911's, SC430 convertibles, mint Vettes, you name it. Then you go in to get milk or something and they look down their noses at you contemptuously-- arrogant and spoiled, the whole lot of them.
Meanwhile, the lesser half of me feels like reminding them THAT THEY'RE HANGING OUT IN A 7-11 PARKING LOT, which would go quite a way towards deflating their massive egos, but then I realize that people like that aren't ever going to change regardless.
Seriously, you have to see it. If anyone's in Brooklyn, check out the Coney Island Avenue/Avenue Z 7-11 any weeknight for proof of just how ludicrous people's behavior can get. I mean, if you wanna pose, at least take your $90K ride to the city and chill in front of a club or bar or something...jeez.