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Where/how do you buy condoms?

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fart

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Fifty said:
lol. I mean are they implying that you'd share them with your family?!

One for little sis, one for mom, and one for your crazy cousin Jesse. I just don't think that's a good idea.
maybe it's for people who know the pain of having a family

ie, the "no more family" pack
 

teh_pwn

"Saturated fat causes heart disease as much as Brawndo is what plants crave."
Mom buys her son condoms...

You can go out with a girl but don't have enough money to get it on?

ROFL

"Honey, I got the lubricated smalls, just like you like it"
 

AssMan

Banned
"Rocky...Have you ever thought about investing in condominiums?"

"Well uh, I never used one before."--Rocky
 

mosaic

go eat paint
Man, 15 bucks for a pack of 15? What are you buying? Condoms made from dolphin skin?

You can get 48 for $17 at condom.com. Or 144 for $45. Not that much more expensive at a store either. Trojan Magnums may be like $9 for a dozen, but heck, you can get Kimono Maxx or Contempo Mega for the same cost as "average" sizes... and they're not rough like Trojans are.

Don't overpay for good rubbers, mang!
 

teh_pwn

"Saturated fat causes heart disease as much as Brawndo is what plants crave."
I just bought some lubricated trojans in protest of this thread.


Yeah, 15 for $15 is crazy.

Walmart, 12 pack = $5.18

You can get 36 for $15 at retail. n00b. :p
 
I used to buy them at the local store around here, the girls at the counter were always giggling everytime i mentioned the word condoms. It got to the point that i was so sick and tired of them looking at me whenever i went in there to buy condoms. G/f is now on birth control which is much better and ofcourse i don't have to deal with those silly teenagers anymore....sigh :p
 
Slurpy said:
Do you really need to fuck almost twice a day?

You'd think his gf would be on the pill if they were fucking that much ;-P

Unless he's a male whore.

Either way its a sneaky way of major bragging or major bs. I vote the latter.. ;)
 
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