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Which pill would you take?
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West Texas CEO
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With a bottle of lotion in one hand; a bag of Doritos in the other.
Trogdor1123
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Doesn’t count, that’s plural. Can only be one item.
E-Cat
Member
Depends on how you define item
Trunx81
Member
Imagine you wish to be the GOAT in CoD for 10 years, but after 3 years it gets canceled because one of the developers wrote something inappropriate on X.
kvltus lvlzvs
Member
Green, Black.
Flying is cool, though it is somewhat likely to get you killed.
knowing when the next crypto bull and bear start ahead of time is cool as well. Also knowing the betting pools for prez elections, etc.
Flying is cool, though it is somewhat likely to get you killed.
knowing when the next crypto bull and bear start ahead of time is cool as well. Also knowing the betting pools for prez elections, etc.
violence
Member
I was a green pill guy, but I think the one poster was right that it could get you killed. You still only have the body of a man. Even if I was super careful I’ll most likely get shot out of the sky by some jealous asshole.
With pink pill, (assuming you can’t shape shift into Superman and get two hours of flights,) it still fits well with a stealth life playthru.
My vote has been recast
With pink pill, (assuming you can’t shape shift into Superman and get two hours of flights,) it still fits well with a stealth life playthru.
My vote has been recast
abstract alien
Member
You killed the thread with the black pill
Trogdor1123
Member
Oh for sure. I’m just pissing around. That was definitely my super close second pic. I’d hate the black pill. The future would always change by the nature of you knowing it and it would become crippling in how it would control you. Would be awful
Trogdor1123
Member
Hard to argue with this point…
Trunx81
Member
Flying has the same problem as super strength: The description doesn´t imply any changes in your physiology. Imagine being strong like Superman: Your body would crack under your own power and if you try to lift something heavy, your muscles would tear and you would just die.
Flying at a for humans suitable speed is slow, really slow. And, even worse: What to do about all the bugs in your way?
Flying at a for humans suitable speed is slow, really slow. And, even worse: What to do about all the bugs in your way?
violence
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GymWolf
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Din din din din fucking din.
Trunx81
Member
Amazing movie and a real classic.
Jet pack would just be cosmetic of course.
Wheeljack539
Member
If they suffer from acrophobia any other pill outside of blue may seem better.
West Texas CEO
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NeoIkaruGAF
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I think green pill people didn’t think this through. You have a daily hour of flying, tops. Would save you some commute time I guess, but it doesn’t say you’d be flying at jet speed so in an hour you wouldn’t get very far. Cool if you have tons of free time to travel and watch places from high above for a change, but you’d still be earth-bound for the remaining 23 hours.
I can’t believe nobody made a Baldur’s Gate 3 joke about the pink pill yet.
I can’t believe nobody made a Baldur’s Gate 3 joke about the pink pill yet.
NickFire
Member
Black all day long. Basically gives you all of the pills except Pink if you privately look up massive lottery jackpot winning numbers. With all that money:
Yellow pill becomes redundant. Who gives a shit what they think.
Green - private jets you pay for.
Blue - hire really short people with short legs and arms and then beat them in sports. Good enough.
Orange - buy massive amounts of edibles.
Red - just buy a new phone.
Grey - the bank roll will do just fine replacing the single touches
Yellow pill becomes redundant. Who gives a shit what they think.
Green - private jets you pay for.
Blue - hire really short people with short legs and arms and then beat them in sports. Good enough.
Orange - buy massive amounts of edibles.
Red - just buy a new phone.
Grey - the bank roll will do just fine replacing the single touches
West Texas CEO
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To be honest, I don't even know what accessing the Internet with your mind means ?
Like, some Matrix type shit?
Like, some Matrix type shit?
LostDonkey
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Which ever one goes up your arse!
West Texas CEO
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LostDonkey
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Ooh nice, invited a friend for a threesome!
MaestroMike
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green, pink and black pills are the ones i’m most interested. green cuz flying would be cool, pink because shapeshifting into like a bear would be cool, but I could also shapeshift into like an eagle or a f-35 jet and have the flying ability granted by the green pill. black pill only to know which stocks are going to go up and down the most and I can pick the one that gives me the best return. ehh I’ll probably pick the pink pill and shapeshift like the liquid terminator lol
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West Texas CEO
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If I were to pick 
the blue pill, I would choose basedball.
the blue pill, I would choose basedball.
Edgelord79
Gold Member
Green pill