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Who is your GAF crush?

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MC Safety

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I love you all, but moreso the people who:

1) Post threads with subject titles such as: I am a hott InterWeb stud who's dating 13 Playboy models and I produce $20 bills from my armpits -- Need Advice Now!

That's about it.
 

DJ_Tet

Banned
Disco Stu said:
I love you all, but moreso the people who:

1) Post threads with subject titles such as: I am a hott InterWeb stud who's dating 13 Playboy models and I produce $20 bills from my armpits -- Need Advice Now!

That's about it.



What about guys with unfulfilled Jennifer Tsao crushes? :lol
 

Miguel

Member
:S
*insert NBA crew minus Konex*
*insert NFL crew minus Konex*
*insert MLB crew minus Kon..wait...does Konex even watch?" :p
*insert Kobe-philes*(Yes, Konex can stay now)
 

White Man

Member
Sirpopopop said:
I'll admit it.

Me, Fart, and White Man are involved in a tempestuous love triangle.

Fart will feel my fists of love.

I appreciate anybody that reads my posts and replies, or offers encouragement in other ways. I really, actually do.
 
3pheMeraLmiX said:
The Shadow

*sniff*

I think you're the only one that consistently lists me through thick and thin. :)

I love you too man. <<<<<Chichiri>>>>>





Now...lets watch some football, talk of super models, and never speak of this again.
 

bjork

Member
I was talking about bish...

In fact, I was playing GTA SA, and a horse called "Little Bishop" came up with 12-1 odds. I figured the gods of GAF were smiling on me, so I bet the farm and won $2 million.

So I guess I have a crush on Little Bishop.

Interpret as you like.
 

3phemeral

Member
The Shadow said:
*sniff*

I think you're the only one that consistently lists me through thick and thin. :)

I love you too man. <<<<<Chichiri>>>>>





Now...lets watch some football, talk of super models, and never speak of this again.


You know it man! Much love for the OG posters of yore.

::burps::
 

White Man

Member
I hate these threads because it doesn't feel like I'm picking favorites; it feels like I'm ostracizing the people I'm not mentioning.

That said, I've only seen Olimario's penis, so there wasn't all that much competition. Sorry, 99.9% of GAF.
 
White Man said:
That said, I've only seen Olimario's penis, so there wasn't all that much competition.
Meh, it's ok if you like Prince Alberts. Otherwise, average at best.

Oh, and White Man=crushworthy

And Vennt is hot.
 

etiolate

Banned
I'm assuming what I don't understand is some sort of gaycodespeak.

Anyways, only one crush can be...

prince.jpg
 

Shinobi

Member
Mama Smurf said:
In terms of actual post quality rather than the crush thing from the topic, I always like's Mina. She never even tried to deny she was attention whoring (which made it funny rather than annoying), and she was good with photoshop and generally knew what she was talking about in whatever topic.

Agreed...Mina played up her image, and half the populace at the old GA board lapped it up like the desperate sheep they were. I found the way she played everyone with her pics funny as hell.

The only GA/OA female that's bothered me was the feminist nazi that posted on the board last year, and some other tramp from the OA's early days. Don't remember either of their names, and that's probably for the best. Tazz used to annoy me, but that was more due to her unofficial fanclub that kept kissing her modded ass. Dragona, Mina, Catzgirl and Red Scarlet (posted on this board briefly, knew her a long time before that), Nyanko and Serafitia have all been pretty cool chicks as far as I'm concerned.
 

Dujour

Banned
Willco said:
And both will turn straight men gay!

You'll never dig yourself out of that owning you forced me to give you, so stop trying. As for the topic, well, that's a secret. :p

KiNeSiS
 

marsomega

Member
Hmm..



People I really like, would be Kiriku and Atomsmasher. The funny cool Swede and the other the cool humble SW fanatic. Also CK and Wasabi. The drunk with the side he hides and only shows to a select few, and the other, the fellow restaurant/bar industry comrad.

Also, WhippingSean. I don't know what to call it. I've never addressed him directly or at all and last time I remember he was being arrogant about something or what not and fighting someone etc.. But...



ani.gif

Its something about that pic. I don't know why but I just keep looking at it.

Tee hee actually I just think its funny tis all.
 

Dujour

Banned
Only 2 guys have ever had a crush on me, but I always find out years later when it's too late. Like, they'll say it to me jokingly in recollect. I hate that. But I see why some people really abhor me here, heh. I don't like pushing my insecurities onto other posters/people, so let me chut it.

Anyway, list of posters I dig:

Buddy Christ. Just comes off as a really cool down to earth guy, plus he's hawt. :p

spike spiegel, for his affection towards Bebop and comics.

Shinobi. I'd like to marry a guy like him. Similar morals

fart, I forgot why

Ecro. Cool. Strange sometimes, but an al around beefcake.

Lakitu, for understanding metal gear as much as I do.

Maf. The personified spawn of the coagulated rage that quells withing the those that work for the man.

Rorschach. Watchmen. Really. Thank you.

Socreges, for his mind.

Ferrio, for introducing me to hentai

nitewolf- his his awesome photography

etoilate. For unabashedly treating me like sh$% and that awesome snowball rematch in which I midievally violated his ass.

Scott. My little Scott. 1000, sheets forever*!

bish, for his love of tekken

naz, for his art

Tre. For that one night of socially unacceptable angry sex.

Adelgary. Despite him allegedly being a sodomite, he's cool because he digs metal gear as much as I do.

Boogie. For still using the avatar I made him and consistently being nice in ever single damned post of his. He is unnaturally kind.

Miguel. If I had to marry someone so they could get a green card, MiG would be that person. I love you, dood!

SSX. For all things metallic and gearish.

darkx. The only person I like inspite of them being a graphics hor.

White Man. Quality posting.

Black Stallion. For being oblivious. Innocence, pre-lost.

The Shadow. For always being negative and that contrasting avatar (pre-maffage, influenced by me :p).

Eminem. For his Maynard threads.

drinky cow. Can't stand the way everyone splooges when he comes on irc, but he's a nice asshole if that makes sense. Very succinct.

Wario, for his love of metal gear and sales threads. I don't know how much money he's saved me, but it's a lawt.

Can't believe I forgot:

CK, for being a platano eating mofo and having a job.

Evil Lore, for his ears. :d

Temco, for showwing me that not all people that drink are wino's like CK.

Mandy, for making me question something I was ignorant to a while ago.

Semjaz Azazel, for a discussion on the old boards. Not just for similar beliefs, but for not bashing others'.

Goodcow. For the NYC threads and metal cow solid.


Bjork. He already knows why and that's all that matters.

There are posters which I forgot because I'm tired and some because I only knew them by avatar, so sorry. You'll never know who you are because you changed your freaking face.

* You my dawg.
 

sc0la

Unconfirmed Member
Cyan said:
scola rocks!




Does he even post here anymore?
NO HE DOESN'T.

I have been loaning my computer to my sister so she can do some school work. To be honest the break was good for me, I got some real things done like installing shelves and moving my desk :lol

<3 CCC
Cyan Cal Connection
 

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
My GAF crush?

The admins, for keeping everything rolling...besides Mike, you dirty whore. *slap*

The arrogant intellectuals, for looking down on people in my stead.

The junior members, for being dumber than a crate of Gizmondos.

The women, for having hard enough balls to survive this overwhelming ocean of testosterone.
 
F

Folder

Unconfirmed Member
A recent conversation with a fellow journalist:

Him: But you know that there’s a huge gay community of GAF right?

Me: Nope, you’re kidding? Never noticed…

Him: How could you not. The off-topic is almost exclusively gay.

Me. Never, I’d have noticed I’m sure…

This news has made my morning!

:)
 
EviLore said:
The admins, for keeping everything rolling...besides Mike, you dirty whore. *slap*
We have one of those relationships where the drunk abusive redneck husband constantly beats his piece of trash wife before he throws her through the one window of their trailer.

Except we're both the abusive husband.

Shinobi said:
Well damn...when's the next flight to New York?
I dunno man. The second I read that part of her post, I instinctively heard "Too bad he's black" as the next sentence.
 

Acrylamid

Member
Nobody mentioned bunkum?
It's all your fault if the next NPD thread won't have exact sales data for every game released by Nintendo in the last five years. :(
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
Let's see...

Ladey Kaede...

Sylvia Silverstone...





That's it.
 

3phemeral

Member
Hooker said:
Does 3pheMeraLmiX's friend count, the one with the GC-port* shirt?!

I suppose she might, she does have an account as "MosHypn0tic", though I have yet to see her post.

BTW, it's a heiroglyphics t-shirt :)
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
Or was it Silvernote...?

Well, only one way to find out!
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
EviLore said:
The women, for having hard enough balls to survive this overwhelming ocean of testosterone.

What a compliment. EviLore, the ladies man. :p

Serafitia said:
You'll never dig yourself out of that owning you forced me to give you, so stop trying. As for the topic, well, that's a secret. :p

KiNeSiS

Wow, she responds. That means I'm getting to her. And I just when I had some respect for her...
 

Hooker

Member
3pheMeraLmiX said:
I suppose she might, she does have an account as "MosHypn0tic", though I have yet to see her post.

BTW, it's a heiroglyphics t-shirt :)
Hehe, I call first dibs then



And dude, it's a GC-Port!!
 

Escape Goat

Member
Thanks to those for mentioning me, the respect is mututal. :)

And I'm not even going to ask why Olimario's penis was shown. I doubt it would elicit any further respect but you go, WhiteMan :lol
 

Miguel

Member
Serafitia said:
Miguel. If I had to marry someone so they could get a green card, MiG would be that person. I love you, dood!
I don't need no stinkin Green Card. If it comes to marriage though, seems it's between me and Shinobi.


...and I'm not black.


+1 MiG. :p

I also have to add (on top of the NBA/NFL/MLB crew)

-Scott: 4am.
-Serafitia: You put up with a bunch of me bitching, and it was good letting some stuff out.
-Popopop: For being shorter than me. You need to go back to Australia though, you're way too close for comfort right now.
-Diablos: For being a Linkin Park fan. LESS THAN 100 DAYS LEFT!
-Bjork: I want Intelligent Qube. NOW!
 
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