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Who is your GAF crush?

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3phemeral

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Hooker said:
Hehe, I call first dibs then



And dude, it's a GC-Port!!

Damnit! Stop with this nonsense!

Just because I thought it was a GC controller port when I first saw it too doesn't mean it is!

Or is it? Hrm....
 

Ecrofirt

Member
Serafitia said:
Only 2 guys have ever had a crush on me, but I always find out years later when it's too late.

Some how Sera, I find that hard to believe. You probably just never find out when guys have had a crush on you.

And also, who can forget the drunken funnies made by CK in #ga a few months ago?
 

xsarien

daedsiluap
Naked Snake said:
Hell yes!!!!11 Too bad he's not a GAFer anymore :(

Man, I was wondering what happened to that guy just a few days ago (I remember something about taking a year off before starting school or something.). I always enjoyed reading his posts, he actually had something to say most of the time.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
xsarien said:
Man, I was wondering what happened to that guy just a few days ago (I remember something about taking a year off before starting school or something.). I always enjoyed reading his posts, he actually had something to say most of the time.

He's at an Ivy League law school now I think.
 
Mama Smurf said:
As a straight guy there's not exactly much choice. sera's pretty, but I wouldn't say I have a crush on her.

I can't even think of any other girls who've posted their pics lately. Oh, Lemurs I suppose. Maybe in 5 years and 200 hamburgers.

I don't get the hamburgers part.

:lol
 

Boogie

Member
Cubsfan23 said:
hmmm.......I would have to say*

Wellington
Boogie
Demon

*They paid me to post this

Lies, damned lies.

Serafitia said:
Boogie. For still using the avatar I made him and consistently being nice in ever single damned post of his. He is unnaturally kind.

Ah hell, I'm blushing.
 
Someone here posted their picture in the first picture thread of Neo-GAF. I can't remember their username but he was a cutie. He looked somewhat latino. Cute.
 

3phemeral

Member
Lemurnator said:
I don't get the hamburgers part.

:lol

It means you need to pick up weight -- and you know, there's another picture thread if you're having difficulty figuring out who it is :)

Pick Me!

Ah... who am I kidding. haha
 
Honestly, I don't consider a lot of the people here as my friends, and I certainly wouldn't be caught dead in real life with 95% of the geeks here. However, members I'd share a beer and shoot the shit with:

Shinobi, aka Shiblowme
enjoy bell woods
Teddman
BeOnEdge

Probably a few more, but I can't remember names.
 
Serafitia said:
Black Stallion. For being oblivious. Innocence, pre-lost.
What? You calling me some sorta clueless virginpussy? I will have you know that this pussy is an alert, seasoned veteran!

And pre-lost??? What in the hell is that supposed to mean?

All that being said...

asl? Got a cam???

Also, I am suprised by the low frequency at which I am mentioned. You ladies honestly don't know what you're missing :lol
 
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:D
 

Fifty

Member
Odd title....unless you're gay, since there are only about 3 chicks that post here (often...or that I know about :p) So I'll just list some of my home boys like people have been doing :D

-Matrix - for sharing the same schedule that I do :lol
-Ramirez
-Shinobi>|
-Takuan>|
-Pretty much anyone from the sports threads, shout outs to DM, FMT, Mig, CK
From the Mod Squad: Bish and Miike are my west coast ****erz
Anyone that's on my AIM list :p
 
Fifty said:
-Pretty much anyone from the sports threads, shout outs to DM, FMT, Mig, CK
From the Mod Squad: Bish and Miike are my west coast ****erz
Anyone that's on my AIM list :p
Word to that cockfags, I got mentioned three times
 

gofreak

GAF's Bob Woodward
I had an insta-crush on Cris. Kinda. He makes me feel fuzzy and warm. But I won't fight Suerte for him.

I like adelgary..

Like Gahiggidy. Like Olimario. (Both in less sexual, and more "i like them generally" kind of ways).

Like MAF, similarly.
 

Shinobi

Member
Mike Works said:
I dunno man. The second I read that part of her post, I instinctively heard "Too bad he's black" as the next sentence.

:lol



Miguel said:
I don't need no stinkin Green Card. If it comes to marriage though, seems it's between me and Shinobi.


...and I'm not black.


+1 MiG. :p

Ah, but I have an advantage...I'm black. I really don't need to spell it out.

+11 Shinobi

Something tells me this sort of talk will fail to have the desired affect...




Incognito said:
Honestly, I don't consider a lot of the people here as my friends, and I certainly wouldn't be caught dead in real life with 95% of the geeks here. However, members I'd share a beer and shoot the shit with:

Shinobi, aka Shiblowme

:lol If we ever hook up J-Anus, the first beer's on me.

Oh yeah, a shout out to all my sports homies. NBA Clique especially...keep holdin' it down dawgs.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Shinobi's black?!

Actually I think I heard that before, but blocked it out. I'm afraid my subconcious might be racist.
 
Mama Smurf said:
Shinobi's black?!

Actually I think I heard that before, but blocked it out. I'm afraid my subconcious might be racist.

He hates pizza too.

It's like you know someone and then you hear all this horrible crap about them. Next thing you know, Shinobi will reveal that he gets off of fat women farting in his face or something equally disgusting.
 

bjork

Member
Oh man, I forgot about john tv. Sexiest person on gaf.

Shin too, anyone who liked Bret is okay by me.

And DM, for his endless Jordan love

and MiG, for being MiG.

there's more, I'm sure
 

Loki

Count of Concision
The Shadow said:
He hates pizza too.

It's like you know someone and then you hear all this horrible crap about them. Next thing you know, Shinobi will reveal that he gets off of fat women farting in his face or something equally disgusting.

:lol
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
The Shadow said:
He hates pizza too.

Funny you should mention that, I was actually trying to remember who it was here who doesn't like pizza just recently for some reason. Can't remember why...maybe someone said they didn't like something most people do and it jogged my memory.

And I thought Shinobi was cool.
 

calder

Member
The only question I have about this thread is about when jinx reveals his forum crush. 200 replies? Sounds fair!


Also, to the 98.88% of you who didn't mention me, do you realize how I hurt? Do you?
 
calder said:
The only question I have about this thread is about when jinx reveals his forum crush. 200 replies? Sounds fair!


Also, to the 98.88% of you who didn't mention me, do you realize how I hurt? Do you?

You didn't mention me. It was a retaliatory non-mention.

Face it calder, you were once crush material but now you're just the quiet fat chick in the back of the class.
 
thank you Serafitia for remembering my work :)

Has anyone posted about Olimario's GF yet? I've see so many pics of her I feel she's a member of GAF
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
Who has more pics posted? Oli's girl or black stallion?

DamIT now I have two pictures in my head and they Conflict! a photo of a black guy posing with a Tennis outfit and Oli's GF on that bed T_T
 

calder

Member
The Shadow said:
You didn't mention me. It was a retaliatory non-mention.

Face it calder, you were once crush material but now you're just the quiet fat chick in the back of the class.

I was keeping it hush-hush. Only mentioned the Hita beast in passing, they mean nothing to me!

Who made all those "Where the fuck is Shadow hiding, that goddamn goober?" threads on GAF when you found something constructive to do with your time for a few months? Well, maybe not threads per se, but I did post the question a couple of times.


While I'm at it, I'd like to give a shout out to all the NGO/boobies crew. :D And the NHL thread lifers... especially the Leaf fans. You guys are like a collective olimario for the rest of us to rip on for 10 months of the year.
 
Boogie is too nice, people. That's his problems in attaining species of the female variety. He's a good looking bloke, but nice guys don't get anywhere in life. Boogie, one of these days you're going to have to tell a girl what's really up, and I guarantee she'll want more. They don't want pushovers...

Oh yeah, and I failed to mention Calder and Phoenix. Two posters that I've started appreciation threads for in the past.
 
calder said:
I was keeping it hush-hush. Only mentioned the Hita beast in passing, they mean nothing to me!

Who made all those "Where the fuck is Shadow hiding, that goddamn goober?" threads on GAF when you found something constructive to do with your time for a few months? Well, maybe not threads per se, but I did post the question a couple of times.

Awwww...that's so sweet....
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But no...it's over. I'm happy with Chi now. He doesn't make up silly stories about clotheslining people on the street.
 

Boogie

Member
Incognito said:
Boogie is too nice, people. That's his problems in attaining species of the female variety. He's a good looking bloke, but nice guys don't get anywhere in life. Boogie, one of these days you're going to have to tell a girl what's really up, and I guarantee she'll want more. They don't want pushovers...

I can't say I can disagree with you, but changing that just doesn't seem to be do-able for me. Plus, I don't know what the hell "telling a girl what's really up" is supposed to mean :p
 

mattiewheels

And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
I kinda love you ALL.

(especially the chicks.)
 
Were it not for the fact I unwillingly find myself in G.A.Y. in London every fortnight these days, and only get chatted up by men, I would feel quite awkward in this thread.

But I have to ponder, how did such a "solid" gay community form in a games forum?

Like folder, this is a fact about GAF I only learned recently - in fact, we both, er, came into this knowledge simultaneously, and while it's a shocker......... IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! (Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry - I got banned before for a gay "slur", and if only I'd known... some warning would have been nice... all my friends are gay and only gays fancy me, etc etc etc. Also, lighten up Mr Mod).

Also Lord Federman cannot be gay.

As for who do I fancy... well myself, clearly.
 
V

Vennt

Unconfirmed Member
But I have to ponder, how did such a "solid" gay community form in a games forum?

I like to think that those of us who have been responsible for 'policing' the forums at various times have successfully fostered an environment where those who are gay have felt comfortable in the knowledge that any homosexual-related slurs are simply not welcome or acceptable.

Or it could be the fruity blue, red & orange... who knows ;)
 

Escape Goat

Member
Video games are a gay activity. Just like playing with barbies is a girls activity. Those who claim to be "str8" are actually just ticking homo bombs waiting to go off.
 
Freeburn said:
I like to think that those of us who have been responsible for 'policing' the forums at various times have successfully fostered an environment where those who are gay have felt comfortable in the knowledge that any homosexual-related slurs are simply not welcome or acceptable.
GAF: We Keep the Fags Happy
 
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