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[hXc_thugg]

Uh, there's only like 10 gay duders here. Some of you people are making it sound like it's the majority or something.

It's an EPIDEMIC!

 

[levious]

How do we go about fostering an environment that is appealing to lesbians?

... with webcams

 

[Rorschach]

Spider- Hottt.
Scoot- 25/30 Helens agree.

I used to think Piston Honda was cool because his posts made me laugh, but then he turned all gay and stuff.

I used to think Suerte was cool too, but then he went all straight and junk.

Mig sux...4am?! That's my bit! Also: get a real connection!

 

[Gattsu25]

I guess...ser--

dammit GAF, get more women posters!

 

[KyotoMecca]

Right, that's it, I am gay now.

 

[Willco]

Right, that's it, I am gay now.

And here I always thought you were just British.

 

[Mike Works]

I'm fairly certain there are more than 10 gay people here.

Either way, there are more gay people than women.

I blame Nintendo.

 

[Willco]

I'm fairly certain there are more than 10 gay people here.

They are all hiding.

Either way, there are more gay people than women.

Does this include gay women?

I blame Nintendo.

... and no hockey!

 

[KyotoMecca]

The fact that there is a topic on this predominantly male board entitled "who is your gaf crush" and that it took about ten pages for someone to bat an eyelid means that there are more than ten gay people here.

Edit: OK 5 pages but you get the point.

 

[BuddyC]

I'm not ignoring this thread. It's just that I don't have the time to properly list everyone - it's evolved from a "post your crush" to "who do you like?" I spend so much time on this forum that my list will no doubt leave out several key folk. That said, I'm throwing together a half-assed list.

-jinx- - Probably the best mod we have. He constantly surpasses my expectations, hunting down reviews, PMs in response to an overlooked thread that only got four or five responses, posting legitimate reasons for closing thread and banning folk instead of one-lining it. I just hope he doesn't get burnt out.
Matlock - Great guy to shoot the shit with.
Litigation Manuel - Sure he's my brother, but he caught on pretty fast. Seeing someone of my own blood state "SELL YOUR HUMAN DECENCY, IT'S ALL OVER" brings a warm glow to my otherwise barren heart.
Agent Dormer - Just a straight up awesome dude.
eXxy - The man who started me down the path of gaming journalism. Depending on your point of view, you could view this as a negative.
Espio - For kissing Federman.
Willco - Who is as cool in real life as he is on the forum, even if he deleted the picture of Espio kissing him.
StrikerObi - Teh OT!
Serafitia - Because it's funny to watch you all get worked up over her.
bobbyconover - Who planted the seeds of my Mr. Driller obsession.
sp0rsks - I'll level with you here folks. I've run out of things to say, really, but he's on here because a) he likes Drill Land and b) I find myself constatnly approving of his bans/locks.
Folder - He puts up with all your "sp0ng lol" bullshit and still manges to contribute, which is more than half of you lot can claim.
MAF - Do I really need to explain this?
White Man - Animatronic fetus.
Jim Bowie - Any Driller fan is a friend of mine, especially one that loves quirky Japanese shit just as much, if not moreso, than myself.
JackFrost2012 - Apart from the awesome screen name, he's another one of those folks I find myself constantly agreeing with.
nomoment - I'd miss out on half of the awesome comics I read without him.
Wario64 - My friends and I have saved so much money because of Wario, it's ridiculous. We are eternally in his debt.
Wellington - Looking past his drunken exploits, I really enjoyed hanging out with him at E3 and look forward to next year's barhopping.
onion_pixy - The Puchi avatar is just too cute.
DJ Demon J - Sure he's banned, but he's a) a Buffy fan and b) really pisses off Nintendo fans without trying, often resulting in sheer hilarity.
Mike Works - Whose posts have caused me more laughter than anyone else on the forum.
WarPig - My favorite gaming journalist.
john tv - Of whom I have been a fan since I picked up my first EGM all those years back (it was Issue #50, I believe - Sonic CD was on the cover).

I'm sure I've missed out on a good chunk of people, but uh, yea. There.

edit:
Raoul Duke - For being awesome.

edit 2:
Ned Flanders - THE STAMINATOR!

edit 3:
Mama Smurf - The awesome Wesley avatar.

edit 4:
Suerte - He helped remind me why I hate lists in the first play. Sure, he's not the first man to admit a crush on me, nor is he the most persistant, but he is the cutest. [/tease]

 

[nitewulf]

The fact that there is a topic on this predominantly male board entitled "who is your gaf crush" and that it took about ten pages for someone to bat an eyelid means that there are more than ten gay people here.

Edit: OK 5 pages but you get the point.

you must be new here. even the straight or non-gay (myself) folks have lots of man-crushes (johnny depp). though yeah there are loads of gay posters here as well.

 

[Willco]

Espio - For kissing Federman.
Willco - Who is as cool in real life as he is on the forum, even if he deleted the picture of Espio kissing him.

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL.

 

[Lemurnator]

-jinx- - Probably the best mod we have. He constantly surpasses my expectations, hunting down reviews, PMs in response to an overlooked thread that only got four or five responses, posting legitimate reasons for closing thread and banning folk instead of one-lining it. I just hope he doesn't get burnt out.

I agree with this post.

 

[etiolate]

And Root Beer.

And Tim Burton.

Either way, there are more gay people than women.

Yeah, there's a lot more Will than Grace in the forum.*

Spoiler

*All double meanings intended

 

[Mama Smurf]

There used to be more women. Can't think why they left.

 

[Matlock]

Matlock - Great guy to shoot the shit with.
Litigation Manuel - Sure he's my brother, but he caught on pretty fast. Seeing someone of my own blood state "SELL YOUR HUMAN DECENCY, IT'S ALL OVER" brings a warm glow to my otherwise barren heart.

Matlock > Blood

Retaliatory "crush" on BuddyC first of all. As eXxy is the Batman to his Robin, he's the DKR Robin to the Sons of Batman. Of course, that means I'll only be good for causing riots*.

Wellington - For the sheer fact our love/hate relationship is so volatile, I have to add him.

jinx - Good guy to talk to, really. Had a few moments of poor form, but has gotten back on the wagon. Or train. Whichever is less gay.

Wario64 - God bless you for making meboth not buying shitty games and for saving me money on others.

Leguna - His breakdowns = comedy gold.

MrPing1000 - We both <3 meg. It was meant to be!

DMczaf - Goddamn, can you find any other ways to post Jordan pics?

Konex - He's stuck around for this long, through constant abuse. Either stupidity or something good has kept him coming. I'm guessing the latter.

Shinobi - You hate pizza, puppies, root beer...but you still have the time to quote ninety posts and :lol at them all.



*A-, Halo 2? That was me, bitches.

 

[Miguel]

Mig sux...4am?! That's my bit! Also: get a real connection!

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[WhippinSean]

Hmm..

Also, WhippingSean. I don't know what to call it. I've never addressed him directly or at all and last time I remember he was being arrogant about something or what not and fighting someone etc.. But...

Its something about that pic. I don't know why but I just keep looking at it.

Tee hee actually I just think its funny tis all.

To appreciate the Whip Whip, you have to feel the Whip Whip!

Understood?

 

[Naked Snake]

There's a serious lack of mentioning Hitokage in this thread, for shame, as he's one uber hot GAFer.

I heart you Hito.

 

[Ecrofirt]

There's a serious lack of mentioning Hitokage in this thread, for shame, as he's one uber hot GAFer.

I heart you Hito.

^
unbreak my heart
say you'll love me again
undo this hurt that you caused
when you saw my picture
And said I was ugly
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights

speaking of that, I should probably go take a new picture with my recently cut hair and shaven face.

 

[demon]

There's a serious lack of mentioning Hitokage in this thread, for shame, as he's one uber hot GAFer.

I heart you Hito.

Has Hito ever even posted a pic of himself?

 

[aoi tsuki]

Late, but it's all i have to contribute to this thread.

 

[Shinobi]

Funny you should mention that, I was actually trying to remember who it was here who doesn't like pizza just recently for some reason. Can't remember why...maybe someone said they didn't like something most people do and it jogged my memory.

And I thought Shinobi was cool.

What makes liking something that everyone else likes cool?

Coolness is not following the beaten path.

Coolness is doing your own thing.

Coolness is standing up for your own convictions.

And coolness is having a girl say they'd marry someone like me, which is more then I can say for most of you jealous twats.

Uh, there's only like 10 gay duders here. Some of you people are making it sound like it's the majority or something.

After reading the posts in this thread, I have a hard time blaming him...

I'm fairly certain there are more than 10 gay people here.

Either way, there are more gay people than women.

I blame Nintendo.

I blame Bush...but Nintendo is my backup option.

 

[Suerte]

FYI, there are around 30ish gayming agers.

 

[BuddyC]

FYI, there are around 30ish gayming agers.

There may be more than that...

 

[Suerte]

There may be more than that...

I'm not talking to you, I didn't make your list.

(insert crying purple thing here)

:lol

 

[BuddyC]

The crying purple thing, among many other nifty little joys, can be found here.

Spoiler

<3

...

Are we made up yet?

 

[Suerte]

The crying purple thing, among many other nifty little joys, can be found here.

Spoiler

<3

...

Are we made up yet?

Oh I just can't stay mad at you BuddyC <3

*gives BuddyC a lingering hug*

Yeah, that should do it.

 

[Mama Smurf]

What makes liking something that everyone else likes cool?

Coolness is not following the beaten path.

Coolness is doing your own thing.

Coolness is standing up for your own convictions.

And coolness is having a girl say they'd marry someone like me, which is more then I can say for most of you jealous twats.

:lol Damn man, you reacted badly last time as well I seem to recall.

 

[White Man]

30 gayfers? Inconceivable. Suerte, post the list!

 

[Alex Anderson]

So many dinnermashers :|

 

[Suerte]

30 gayfers? Inconceivable. Suerte, post the list!

I think that list is out dated, I may need to create a new census of the gayming agers, then we can form our own republic and eventually take over all of GAF... yes... that is the plan. TO THE GAY CAVE!

 

[iapetus]

Those who claim to be "str8" are actually just ticking homo bombs waiting to go off.

Once you upgrade it to the V5 homo bomb, it makes bystanders gay as well. And at V3 you get a gaydar lock-on.

 

[Cool]

I can't believe I read all five pages of this.

 

[CrisKre]

Just out of curiosity for the rest of the gayfers:

Are you out on your 'real' life as well? parent's know and such?

I trully adhere to teh hamburglar's theory that videogames are attractive to gay people as a gay activity on some level, especially the new generations. Its only a matter of time until more gay content slips itself into games

 

[Suerte]

Just out of curiosity for the rest of the gayfers:

Are you out on your 'real' life as well? parent's know and such?

I trully adhere to teh hamburglar's theory that videogames are attractive to gay people as a gay activity on some level, especially the new generations. Its only a matter of time until more gay content slips itself into games

Yep, my folks know, although it's not something we ever really talk about.

 

[Naked Snake]

Has Hito ever even posted a pic of himself?

I don't think he has, but since when was this thread based on pics/looks?

 

[Incognito]

Has Hito ever even posted a pic of himself?

I have a picture. I don't think he wants me posting it, though.

 

[3phemeral]

Who was the one who posted a naked picture of themselves covered by a PS2 standing in front of a christmas tree?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I used to think Piston Honda was cool because his posts made me laugh, but then he turned all gay and stuff.
!

WTF?

and why do people keep calling me PistonHonda? Did you not realize that i changed my name because of what the Pistons did to my beloved Lakers? Its like when Cassius Clay changed his name to Muhammed Ali.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Hmmm...

Eminem and I have rocked the casbah.

Matrix is my favorite Jew in the entire world.

Megafoo supplies the weed.

French Movie Theme is all about the cocky and funny.

Bishop gets me hot and bothered.

Wellington rawks!

Mosaic is my dirty handheld bitch on the weekends.

Serafitia I feel bad about joking on so often, despite my lighthearted intentions.

Defensor bought me a Porsche.

Lonestar (Incognito) is funny as fuck.

Shouta, just because he's Shouta.

-jinx- drives a 3.5 Altima. Automatic rockage.

Mashoutposse is practically my neighbor

And the whole Gran Turismo fanboy crew.

 

[Eminem]

WTF?

and why do people keep calling me PistonHonda? Did you not realize that i changed my name because of what the Pistons did to my beloved Lakers? Its like when Cassius Clay changed his name to Muhammed Ali.

:lol you shoulda changed your name to LakersHonda

 

[Matlock]

Or better yet, E. Honda

 

[Overseer]

 

[levious]

WTF?

and why do people keep calling me PistonHonda? Did you not realize that i changed my name because of what the Pistons did to my beloved Lakers? Its like when Cassius Clay changed his name to Muhammed Ali.

[Coming to America] His momma named him Cassius so I'm gonna just keep calling him Cassius... [/Coming to America]

 

[Escape Goat]

wtf matrix is a jew?

 

[Caddle]

I have nothing to contribute to this thread. I really don't know anyone here well enough, and I don't like guys, at least not that way.

 

[gofreak]

Just out of curiosity for the rest of the gayfers:

Are you out on your 'real' life as well? parent's know and such?

My mom knows, not sure about my Dad. I don't go out of my way to tell people, so some of my closer friends know, some of my more extended friends don't.

 

[3phemeral]

I have nothing to contribute to this thread. I really don't know anyone here well enough, and I don't like guys, at least not that way.

Post count +1?

 

[CrisKre]

Good to know! Thats important.

My folks know as well, for some time now (interesting story I may share someday). As for the rest of the world: I just tell the people that I think may be affected by it (i.e. not at work, unless I like somebody, in which case I may just come out in some way and it is all kinds of funny )and really with me people can never tell and just assume that I am straight. But really, once your family knows its like you don't really give a fuck about anyone else not accepting you and such.