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[DMczaf]

Come on now! Where's Ralph Macchio's Oscars?!

 

[ManaByte]

I thought this was going to be a post wondering why they awarded two Oscars to a horse.

 

[Mike Works]

It is.

 

[Particle Physicist]

she has nice boobies.

 

[DaMan121]

They should be taken back because of the Next Karate Kid... Sigh, the originals are dear to my heart,no matter how many great perfomances she has, they wont make up for the travesty that is that movie!

 

[ohamsie]

It is.

:lol

 

[etiolate]

Lori Petty's tough girl act > Hillary Swank's tough girl act

 

[ManaByte]

When will she co-star in a movie with her father, Mr. Ed?

A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

 

[android]

Just think it trends like this continue we could see a thread like this on Gaming-age: The Next Generation, about Jessica Biel's second oscar win.


Wait what am I saying? That bitch can't act her way out of a paper bag. Nor could she find her way out of one.

 

[Shinobi]

It is.

:lol

For reasons unknown to me, I dreamt last week that Swank and I had become a couple. I've never even found her attractive, so I don't know how the hell I managed to conjure that up.

 

[Matlock]

But Shinobi, I saw her drinking root beer and eating pizza on TV the other day! While walking with a puppy!

 

[FortNinety]

Yikes. And some folks think Fred Savage aged poorly.

 

[MrPing1000]

When is Thora Birch going to get an oscar?

 

[Minotauro]

When is Thora Birch going to get an oscar?

When she masquerades as a man, takes a role as a serial killer, or puts on 30 lbs of either fat or muscle apparently.

 

[Brofist]

When she masquerades as a man, takes a role as a serial killer, or puts on 30 lbs of either fat or muscle apparently.

haha so true. im surprised there isnt an award based on best weight gain for a role

 

[Manics]

They should do another Karate Kid movie with Ralph Macchio vs. Hilary Swank. Kinda like a duel between Miyagi's best pupils.

 

[Teddman]

The original Karate Kid RULED. Man, I loved seeing that back in 1984. "Cruel Summer" was the absolute hit, perfect track for that flick.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

"It's ancient wisdom against teenage spunk"
:lol

Edit: Also, am i the only person that things hilary swank kinda looks like a man?

 

[Great King Bowser]

Yikes. And some folks think Fred Savage aged poorly.

Holy shit. Pat Morita has aged better than him, he at least looks the same as he did in the Karate Kid movies.