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[SwiftDeath]

another one

You eat me, but I hold your money.

It's going to be some BS like cows because of both leather and beef

 

[adj_noun]

What is a prostitute

A miserable little pile of secretions.

 

[Immaculate]

Piggy

ding ding ding

yep

piggy banks

 

[RedToad64]

help me out

What cannot die, but constantly does.

AOL?

 

[Surface of Me]

What is hot and cold at the same time?

 

[Arkos]

What is hot and cold at the same time?

Hot Coldman

 

[SwiftDeath]

What is hot and cold at the same time?

Old people

 

[adj_noun]

What is hot and cold at the same time?

Piggy banks.

 

[torre_avenue]

Here's a better one:

"If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you. What are we?"

Bullets.

 

[Nickle]

What's green and smells like fish?

 

[M.W.]

What is blue and blew?

 

[adj_noun]

What's green and smells like fish?

The Grinch.

 

[Ryaaan14]

What do u call a fish with no i's

 

[Reverend Funk]

What's green and smells like fish?

green fish

 

[torre_avenue]

What is hot and cold at the same time?

A model incapable of love?

 

[Arkos]

What's brown and sticky

 

[adj_noun]

What's brown and sticky

Trends.

 

[zeemumu]

A NeoGAF member when they see something funny.

 

[zeshakag]

Billiam lives on the 9th floor of his apartment building. He uses the elevator every day after work to get to his floor. When it's raining, he takes the elevator up to his floor. When it's not raining, he takes the elevator to the third floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs.

WHY!?!!?!?!!!!

 

[Arkos]

Billiam lives on the 9th floor of his apartment building. He uses the elevator every day after work to get to his floor. When it's raining, he takes the elevator up to his floor. When it's not raining, he takes the elevator to the third floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs.

WHY!?!!?!?!!!!

Billiam suffers from crippling obsessive compulsive disorder

 

[Cbajd5]

Billiam lives on the 9th floor of his apartment building. He uses the elevator every day after work to get to his floor. When it's raining, he takes the elevator up to his floor. When it's not raining, he takes the elevator to the third floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs.

WHY!?!!?!?!!!!

The elevator is powered by the amount of water in the air, on a rainless day it only has enough to take him up to the third floor and when it's raining it can make it to the ninth.

 

[adj_noun]

Billiam lives on the 9th floor of his apartment building. He uses the elevator every day after work to get to his floor. When it's raining, he takes the elevator up to his floor. When it's not raining, he takes the elevator to the third floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs.

WHY!?!!?!?!!!!

'Cause he's too short sighted to be able to see the buttons above three.

 

[Tesseract]

who is your daddy, and what does he do

 

[SwiftDeath]

Billiam lives on the 9th floor of his apartment building. He uses the elevator every day after work to get to his floor. When it's raining, he takes the elevator up to his floor. When it's not raining, he takes the elevator to the third floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs.

WHY!?!!?!?!!!!

Billiam has a magical talking umbrella that fears riding elevators in the rain, anything past the third floor and it starts swearing at him

The actual answer is he's too short to press the button for 9 without the umbrella

 

[zeshakag]

I sit in a corner yet travel vast distances.

WHAT AM I!?!?!?T

There are lots of valid answers because it is a crappy riddle figure out the right one

 

[SwiftDeath]

I sit in a corner yet travel vast distances.

WHAT AM I!?!?!?!

stamp

 

[chrisPjelly]

who is your daddy, and what does he do

Trends

 

[daveo42]

who is your daddy, and what does he do

I am my own father because I am a time traveler and my name is Oedipus.

 

[Ampersands]

what gets wetter as it dries?

 

[Yaboosh]

what gets wetter as it dries?

A woman with a fetish for towels.

 

[zeshakag]

what gets wetter as it dries?

Towels.

Next question!

 

[Fat4all]

The answer's got to be John Cena.

He's always the answer.

 

[chrisPjelly]

AHAA... What is 2+2?

 

[Arkos]

The answer's got to be John Cena.

He's always the answer.

What weighs 250 lbs and is invisible?

Spoiler

 

[kvothe]

How does the baker like his drinks?

 

[Mariolee]

A woman with a fetish for towels.

I am literally laughing in real life haha
Did not expect that response.

 

[The One and Done™]

My shorts

 

[CPS2]

I sit in a corner yet travel vast distances.

WHAT AM I!?!?!?T

There are lots of valid answers because it is a crappy riddle figure out the right one

A bus driver.

 

[liliththepale]

I sit in a corner yet travel vast distances.

WHAT AM I!?!?!?T

There are lots of valid answers because it is a crappy riddle figure out the right one

 

[Rhomega Beta]

What is so hot it's cool, and so cool it's hot?

 

[kvothe]

What shines brighter as you get more embarrassed?

 

[Kallor]

If 1 + 9 + 8 = 1, what does 2 + 8 + 9 = ?

Spoiler

10 ;0

 

[adj_noun]

If 1 + 9 + 8 = 1, what does 2 + 8 + 9 = ?

Because 7 8 9.

 

[Clefargle]

Coffin.

Ding ding

 

[zeemumu]

What is so hot it's cool, and so cool it's hot?

...Poptarts?

 

[adj_noun]

Ding ding

A bell!

 

[Fat4all]

What is so hot it's cool, and so cool it's hot?

Spoiler

Poptarts

 

[jooey]

another one

You eat me, but I hold your money.

Chips

 

[Clefargle]

A bell!

NON-ONAMONAPIAC CORRECT

 

[Immaculate]

help me out again please
I'm quite elusive. You need to know exactly what I am to find me. But you won't find me if you don't know what I am.