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Why can't you be president?

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Hmm... I've had my fair share of slipups. I've got some good dirt in my background. I'm an agnostic.

I'm still confident enough to think I can turn my weakenesses into a strength though. Except for the agnosticism angle... that might keep me from office.
 

Dilbert

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* Not 35...but give me five years.
* Agnostic at best. Completely opposed to religious influences into government.
* Do not belong to either major party, and do not believe in either party's platform enough to run under it.
* Out of the mainstream. I daresay most of my views are probably not in line with Red State America...hell, maybe not even with the rest of the country.
* Too complex. Most of my positions are not easily summarized into a talking point or slogan.
* Too angry. Too much of a penchant to be blunt or frustrated with stupid fuckwits. A televised debate between me and Bush would require a seven-second delay...'nuff said.

Even more to the point:

* Not rich enough.
* Not good-looking enough.
* Not connected enough.
* Did I mention not rich enough?
 
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