* Not 35...but give me five years.
* Agnostic at best. Completely opposed to religious influences into government.
* Do not belong to either major party, and do not believe in either party's platform enough to run under it.
* Out of the mainstream. I daresay most of my views are probably not in line with Red State America...hell, maybe not even with the rest of the country.
* Too complex. Most of my positions are not easily summarized into a talking point or slogan.
* Too angry. Too much of a penchant to be blunt or frustrated with stupid fuckwits. A televised debate between me and Bush would require a seven-second delay...'nuff said.
Even more to the point:
* Not rich enough.
* Not good-looking enough.
* Not connected enough.
* Did I mention not rich enough?