Why do the next gen consoles look like robot genitals?

So next Gen will be Microsofts big robo penis versus the playstation Vagina. Is there some deeper meaning to this? Would you rather play with a dong or a giant V?
 
Two points:
  • It's a PS5 devkit, we have no idea what the actual console will look like
  • I have a gut feeling you've never seen either a penis or a vagina - if your dick looks like the new Xbox, I suggest visiting a doctor
 
There are three types of consoles in this world; Pussies, dicks and assholes.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
 
Cooling is a priority and requires a design untraditional if you don't want it to sound like a jet. Take your pick. I'd much rather it be quiet than anything. I look at the screen when I'm playing not the box.
 
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OP really needs therapy

Go play Animal Crossing
(but I guess that "crossing" could meant sex to him)
 
So next Gen will be Microsofts big robo penis versus the playstation Vagina. Is there some deeper meaning to this? Would you rather play with a dong or a giant V?

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