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Why does Jennifer Lopez's voice have to be so awful???

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COCKLES

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Cos you ain't got as many 'rocks' as she's got. Even if she's still J-Ho from the block.

But seriously, she was fab in her flick with George Clooney...sadly after that the 'star syndrome' went to her head and she became a hard-nosed bitch. Some awful career choices - she'd make a great action movie female, but instead she keeps making shite romantic comedies like Maid in Manhatten and Gigli.
 

Macam

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Sorry, what?
 

Crispy

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I really liked her in 'The Cell' but her music is one of the most awful things my ears ever had the misfortune of enduring. Especially her new single...my god, that trumpet/flute part which gets repeated over and over and over and over and over...it drives me freaking crazy!!!
 

Macam

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I never much had a problem with JL's music. The lyrics are shallow and trite, but for the most part, the music and her singing come across to me as inoffensive, if bland and generic. It's no more offensive to me than any of the other big name pop princesses. Her new song is terribly irritating, but that's mostly because they absolutely destroy the sample they're using.
 

tedtropy

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I'm sorry, did you say something, 'cause I had Jennifer's huge ass in my ear for a moment there. (No, it's not a Photoshop.)
 
The only decent song by J Lo is Waiting for the Night, but that is becase it is a complete rip off cover song of an old freestyle song. The music is exactly the same as the original. The only difference is that she is the one singing it. I forgot who wrote the original, but they are the exact same song down to the notes and lyrics.
 
Crispy said:
I really liked her in 'The Cell' but her music is one of the most awful things my ears ever had the misfortune of enduring. Especially her new single...my god, that trumpet/flute part which gets repeated over and over and over and over and over...it drives me freaking crazy!!!

Its an alto sax that gets looped. A bad alto sax that gets looped.
 

tedtropy

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Ninja Scooter said:
i don't care. that ass is like a get out of jail free card. She can make as many bad songs and movies as she wants.

Exactly. Somebody says "Gigili" and she just goes "ah pah pah" and then points at it.
 

shuri

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As far as pop music goes, she isnt so bad. She's better than April Lavigne and those other pop tarts with vocoders
 

DJ Sl4m

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Maxwell House said:
Why does Jennifer Lopez's voice have to be so awful???

It's to match that trashy ass accent she has, that shit sounds as bad as fingernails scratching a chalkboard to me.
 
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