Instead Insane Metal could have been a hero, a man of the people. We interviewed one of his neighbors Jimmy foofah:
Jimmy Foofah: "Well I done do reckon that there boy was stoopid. He be sellin' Blu Ray disc to toddlers, heck they be deads overnight. I do declare that his entire extended family also be killed because one Blu Ray can spread to 5000 people in only a matter of years! It ain't right that we have this terrible pieces of trash in are street. Back in my day we had a hereo who warned us about these guys, a Freedom Whazit gate? And he led the charge to fight Blu Ray from one of em' gaming bears on the info net. That man should get a statue, and then dismantle the statue, because he didn't kill Blu Ray like he waz suppose ta, and now it haunts us everyday. In fact, he should be killed to, an-"
That's enough Mr. Foofah. What he MEANT to say was that Mr.Gate was a real hero. He served 10 years in Korea in Ho Chi Minh city to fight off the Japnese Nazi's during desert storm.