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Wife Chops Off Cheating Husband's Penis - Twice. And then cat takes penis(?)

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commish

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Link: http://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

A jealous wife in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept, then snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on — and hacked it off again and tossed it out the window.

Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife’s cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.

The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.

The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.

Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on.

But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.

A shocked Lung chased his wife outside, despite losing a lot of blood.

“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman,” a hospital spokesman said. “He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”

Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN.

Lung’s side chick — Zhang Hung, 21 — said she’s OK with her man not being able to have more children.

“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,” she told CEN. “He has five children already.”

I know, NY Post, but you really have to appreciate this woman's dedication and perseverance.
 

depths20XX

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“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,” she told CEN. “He has five children already.”

Yeahhh, cuz that's why men value their penises, to make children.
 

Nickle

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I wonder if he cheated because she was crazy or she went crazy because he cheated.
 

Raistlin

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That hospital is going to be sued out of existence, if not the Police department as well. He was brutally assaulted, and they did nothing to secure his well-being while she was still at large.
 

cirrhosis

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was the guy still zonked out when she lifted the covers and whacked it off?

what would be the texture of the penis after losing all its blood?

must suck peeing out of a stump. he should hang out with john wayne bobbit for a while.

only bobbit did a couple porn films after getting his back. don't know if they'd have much to talk about
 

tbm24

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The biggest question I have is if she chopped it off once, why wasn't she in some sort of custody already?
 

nowarning

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only bobbit did a couple porn films after getting his back. don't know if they'd have much to talk about

yeah that's what i was getting at, there is light at the end of the tunnel!

fun fact: last year i sat in traffic for an hour on the way to work because the police had closed a big long stretch of road to search for some guys dick.

edit: doh i think i am getting confused with someone else. i was under the impression bobbit's got destroyed in a garbage disposal and he had some kind of prosthetic.
 

Sword Familiar

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Lung’s side chick — Zhang Hung, 21 — said she’s OK with her man not being able to have more children.

Should have chopped off his balls if she wanted to make sure of that.

Not that this is a joking matter. As much as I dislike cheaters, bodily mutilation is hardly an appropriate punishment.


Edit: sorry, mistook people
 

Animator

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xsarien

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know you are getting old when you think of the Lorena Bobbit story

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt


John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were an American couple, married on June 18, 1989, whose abusive relationship gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when she severed his penis with a knife. It was subsequently surgically reattached.

I thought of it, but I think the championship belt needs to be passed on to this new couple.
 
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