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[Admiral Woofington]

Why was she not arrested after she cut off his penis the first time?

Maybe she managed to escape for a bit and hide out. Or assuming this happened fairly quick, they didn't call the cops first but the ambulance, and the thought was to arrest her afterwards.

 

[bryehn]

so what happens when your penis is chopped off

like, what happens

Detachable Penis?

 

[Cow Mengde]

With scissors? God almighty.

What, you expected a chainsaw or rusty butter knife?

 

[Jado]

Link: http://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/



I know, NY Post, but you really have to appreciate this woman's dedication and perseverance.

Do you also appreciate the dedication and perseverance of a man who beats up his wife multiple times? I hope we get TONS of jokes like the one in this thread after a story about a woman being brutalized, for consistency.

Also, that article is pretty shitty. It has a flippant tone that seems to blame the man for the abuse his wife inflicted on him.

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

so what happens when your penis is chopped off

like, what happens

A new one grows back. They're like lizard tales.

 

[Marty Chinn]

so what happens when your penis is chopped off

like, what happens

You get it surgically put back on and then do porn. At least that's what happened last time.

 

[iMax]

At least his dick found some pussy.

 

[CountAntonius]

What, you expected a chainsaw or rusty butter knife?

A nice sharp butcher knife seems a lot less painful.


Also, exclusive photo of the dog sitting outside his window when she chucked it.

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Detachable Penis?

Oh wow. I haven't heard this song in almost a decade!

 

[Luis_23]

A new one grows back.

2 takes its place! HAIL HYDRA!!

 

[Grym]

A new one grows back. They're like lizard tales.

that's quite a story

 

[Bomber Bob]

lol sounds like something soutpark would do

 

[Stet]

if at first she don't succeed, cry cry again

 

[Admiral Woofington]

lol sounds like something soutpark would do

I don't know if you're serious, but there's already a south park episode about a penis running around town on an animal.

 

[Aselith]

It wanted some strange pussy. What can you do?

 

[Mammoth Jones]

So she mutilated this guy and some are joking about it?

Not cool.

 

[injurai]

down the tracks then across?
I don't understand, and I don't think I want to.

 

[Richie]

Gonna take a break from work to check Neo--

*Reads title...*

Boss, later: This guy will get far. Hasn't looked at anything that isn't Word for five hours now!

 

[Dylan]

So she mutilated this guy and some are joking about it?

Not cool.

"Hey, Stumpy!"

 

[Akuun]

Dude's not exactly a genius for sending a text message to his mistress WITH HIS WIFE'S CELL PHONE.

I'm surprised she managed to sneak into his hospital room a second time. But I'm also surprised he was able to get up and chase her down after she did it again, despite the pain of getting castrated a second time.

Story's just all sorts of fucked up.

 

[Eighty Deuce]

This is the only time I think murder is acceptable

 

[OG_Original Gamer]

Should of been wearing a male chastity belt after surgery.

 

[PepsimanVsJoe]

I'm surprised she managed to sneak into his hospital room a second time. But I'm also surprised he was able to get up and chase her down after she did it again, despite the pain of getting castrated a second time.

More than likely he was on some serious pain-killers.
I had a kidney stone a couple years ago and the stuff they put me on was so good I couldn't even feel the bed I was lying in.

 

[Bsigg12]

I took a deep breath as soon as I read scissors. Holy hell I can't imagine the pain let alone having it done twice!

 

[Goodstyle]

Don't wanna be a buzzkill, but this really isn't something we should be joking about.

 

[Rich!]

Don't wanna be a buzzkill, but this really isn't something we should be joking about.

Edit: meh, no need to make jokes here I guess.

 

[Admiral Bone to Pick]

Don't wanna be a buzzkill, but this really isn't something we should be joking about.

Normally I wouldn't care but watching most members be so humorless about other serious subject matter and then laughing at a guy getting his penis chopped off is pretty egregious. It's not comedic slapstick; this guy was basically horribly mutilated.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

I'd be lying if I said being castrated/made sexually non-functional isn't one of my biggest fears. Is that sad?

 

[botty]

What a dick

*snip*

now the side chick is more hung than he is.

At least his dick found some pussy.

What a bitch.

He needs to change his name to Mei Sing Wang.

the desperation to be funny.

 

[Admiral Bone to Pick]

the desperation to be funny.

Sad thing is they're not even funny, just puns lazily thrown out hoping to get quoted.

 

[Timeaisis]

Your headline is excellent. I love the use of the (?).

 

[Violet_0]

5 kids? 21 year old wife? I hope there were quadruplets or something

and a 21-yo sidekick, all at the age of 32
what are you doing with your life, gaf

 

[Jado]

Sad thing is they're not even funny, just puns lazily thrown out hoping to get quoted.

It's not funny at all. Where are the bans for people making blatant crude jokes about domestic violence and mutilation? We don't tolerate this shit when it happens to a woman.

 

[funkypie]

How do you piss without penis? I've always wondered how varys on game of thrones pisses.

 

[CrazyDude]

How do you piss without penis? I've always wondered how varys on game of thrones pisses.

Maybe like a women?

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

How do you piss without penis? I've always wondered how varys on game of thrones pisses.

I mean... I guess it just shortens your urethra? Though urine on the open wound wouldn't be great.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Wow. She cut off his entire body. That's crazy.

 

[Pankratous]

Where's the GAF outrage? Correct reaction to getting cheated on is to remove them from your life, not mutilate their genitals. If this was reversed GAF would explode. Instead I'm seeing dick jokes.

 

[BizzyBum]

so what happens when your penis is chopped off

like, what happens

Sex change.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Don't wanna be a buzzkill, but this really isn't something we should be joking about.

Bill Burr was right.

 

[Rich!]

It's not funny at all. Where are the bans for people making blatant crude jokes about domestic violence and mutilation? We don't tolerate this shit when it happens to a woman.

I don't think its funny - but I think the key thing here is that everyone making fun of it seems to be male. It's something we can relate to because its pretty much impossible to comprehend dealing with and as such, it's one of those situations where humour takes over - for better or worse.

And I guess I could speak better than most on the subject considering what happened to my knob a few years back.

 

[Exr]

Don't wanna be a buzzkill, but this really isn't something we should be joking about.

Man...come on. Of course its awful and if any of us knew him itd make the story more impactful, but you have to accept people are going to joke about things. Yes, even a man getting his wang cut off twice can be funny. Whats better, pages of people going "omg how awful"?

 

[Woody Invincible]

How do you piss without penis? I've always wondered how varys on game of thrones pisses.

Real talk. Always wondered how this works.

 

[FUME5]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Admiral Bone to Pick]

Man...come on. Of course its awful and if any of us knew him itd make the story more impactful, but you have to accept people are going to joke about things. Yes, even a man getting his wang cut off twice can be funny. Whats better, pages of people going "omg how awful"?

Maybe threads like this shouldn't be made because it's either "omg how awful" which is generally forced or lots of unfunny puns.

 

[HORRORSHØW]

so what? it'll grow back.

 

[Sectorseven]

Can't they grow him a new one like they do with noses?

 

[888]

What a dick

And that's a wrap.

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

Bill Burr was right. A guy gets his penis cut off and people joke. If a woman got a tit cut off there wouldn't be any of this

 

[SmugSnake]

Man...come on. Of course its awful and if any of us knew him itd make the story more impactful, but you have to accept people are going to joke about things. Yes, even a man getting his wang cut off twice can be funny. Whats better, pages of people going "omg how awful"?

Better than pages of people making terrible puns in an attempt to get their 15 minutes of GAF fame.