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[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Pussy takes dick...huh, didn't see that one coming.

 

[J10]

Don't wanna be a buzzkill, but this really isn't something we should be joking about.

You mean violence against men ISN'T hilarious?

 

[meltingparappa]

Bill Burr was right. A guy gets his penis cut off and people joke. If a woman got a tit cut off there wouldn't be any of this

A man, upon believing his spouse was unfaithful to him, viciously commits a horrific act of sexual violence on his sleeping wife and mutilates her genitals, resulting in complete separation of her clitoris.

While doctors frantically tried to repair the damage, he managed to sneak into the hospital and attack her a second time in the recovery room, this time permanently disposing of them in a fashion that they were likely eaten by a stray animal.

“It doesn’t matter that she's lost her ability to remain fertile,” he told CEN. “She has five children already.”



Cue two pages filled with puns.

 

[terrene]

Man...come on. Of course its awful and if any of us knew him itd make the story more impactful, but you have to accept people are going to joke about things. Yes, even a man getting his wang cut off twice can be funny. Whats better, pages of people going "omg how awful"?

If a woman got her genitals mutilated by her crazy boyfriend there is no way people would be making these jokes. I'm saying that as a feminist, even -- sexualized violence is fucked up, period.

 

[Exr]

If a woman got her genitals mutilated by her crazy boyfriend there is no way people would be making these jokes. I'm saying that as a feminist, even -- sexualized violence is fucked up, period.

I agree that its fucked up regardless of gender, and if a woman had that happen to her youre right in thinking that a forum comprised of mostly guys wouldnt joke about it. What else would you all rather have people post? People are going to joke about anything and everything. People coming in here going "thats not funny guise"....of course people know it really isnt a laughing matter. The fact that nobody here knows him, the fact that its a man, the fact that it involves a dick, all these contribute towards these joke comments. If you want a stop on these kinds of topics I understand, but expecting everyone to not say a joke is absurd.

 

[flaxknuckles]

Sides the horrifying jokes, don't these kinds of threads get locked before they even leave the first page since there isn't any kind of discussion to be made?

 

[Rich!]

Lets just say that if this story was bought up on Have I Got News For You, Qi, 8 out of 10 Cats or Mock the Week, there would be many jokes, most of which being far more risque than the ones in this thread. And the audience would laugh at them all too.

And I know that because, well, its happened before.

 

[iMax]

so what? it'll grow back.

I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

 

[B.O.O.M]

Wow that's brutal...she should be in jail

 

[hipbabboom]

Its weird that some people take this so lightly and I'm sure the humor is received by some unbalanced individuals as encouragement. I hope I don't meet the people who have that seed planted in their head cuz it may not even be cheating that sets them off. Yikes!