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[Troll]

That security animal is dumb.

"Dude, I'm going to play Battleship!"

 

[JaggedSac]

There are apps which make our lunch now? Or do they eat our lunch? ;-)

Instaham

 

[Firestorm]

why why why why why why why

 

[lastflowers]

oh boy. *smh

 

[Wessiej]

Which kid is asking for a phone like that? It isnt candy.

 

[Technosteve]

live demo with kids this isn't going to be good.

 

[buhdeh]

Now that Google completely schooled Apple, you need to come over here?

awwwwwwwwww snap

 

[AnkitT]

Fuckin hell this is just painful to watch.

 

[Miles X]

*Mutes* MS please learn, nobody likes kids on stage.

 

[kazinova]

It's getting worse, make it stop...

 

[D4Danger]

did he just call his dad "dude"?

Joe should beat him with a bag of oranges

 

[Psychotext]

Ok, that was funny. Daddy is mommy.

 

[Betta Lines]

No mention of the 7.8 update yet.

Do we even have a date?

It'll be sometime after WP8 phones are readily available. I wouldn't be surprised if they wait until next year. Bringing out 7.8 at the same time would just give WP7 users less incentive to treat themselves to a new handset.

 

[Divvy]

This was such a bad idea lol

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Ah ok.

wat

edit: It's the Kinect conference of Windows Phone.
Aw man...

:lol Skittles

 

[Stumpokapow]

i will buy five windows phone 8 devices if hurricane sandy rolls through the building and somehow, anyhow ends the torture of watching small children do a business presentation.

 

[TylerD]

This is turrible!

 

[Frost_Ace]

This thread

Goddammit MS

 

[MattDoza]

Piper?

 

[Biggzy]

I am having flash backs of E3.

 

[bedlamite]

Did the boy just call his dad dude?

 

[Milchjon]

"Sydney, what's your name?" "Sydney!"

"DUDE, I wanna play Battleship"

"Mommy!"

OH MY GOD

 

[ElNino]

I clearly did not understand just how far behind the platform is, which is incredibly disappointing to me.

Only if you disregard the areas in which it is/was ahead.

 

[Blackhead]

Lol love belfiore and his fam

What's with the paid clappers meme? Every company** has the people who worked on the product in the audience for the conference and it's no suprise that they clap

**except for Amazon lol. Watch those Bezo presentations to see how weird an unveiling is without applause

 

[GK86]

It was going so well until this segment.

 

[show me your skeleton]

oh cool, i can go do the washing up & not miss a thing.

anyway:

WHAT IS THAT CAMERA THING

 

[Troll]

Looks like Kids Corner doesn't work at all.

 

[Psychotext]

FAIL

 

[Haklong]

His kids are cute but man....

This is not what people want from a tech conference.

 

[Technosteve]

make this end

 

[kharma45]

lololol

 

[kazinova]

Is it over yet?

 

[Talon]

What the fuck is going on?!

 

[Steelyuhas]

i will buy five windows phone 8 devices if hurricane sandy rolls through the building and somehow, anyhow ends the torture of watching small children do a business presentation.

I'll raise you 50 phones.

 

[The Faceless Master]

wow, 4 in fruit ninja? is such a thing even possible?

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Thank god :lol

 

[Totakeke]

Hahahaha.. ha.

 

[Anton Sugar]

Egad.

 

[Psychotext]

I don't have kids but I can see it being a good idea that kids can use your phone without fucking it up.

That presentation was shit though.

 

[krae_man]

Wait, when did that AWS sexyness that is the Lumia 810 get announced? If the price is right, I will sell my 710 and upgrade to that. The SD card slot is enough to get me to switch alone.

 

[buhdeh]

None of this makes me want a Windows Phone.

 

[eznark]

Only if you disregard the areas in which it is/was ahead.

Well the UI and some of the interesting system level stuff is why I was interested. But if your big app reveal is Pandora in 2012, I think I'm probably better off just hoping some of the other players steal their interesting ideas.

 

[Doffen]

Ugh, kids on stage. I want to turn this shit off.

I bet your name isn't even Alexander.

I feared this.

 

[kharma45]

Nokia UK tweeting the 920 will be available through Phones 4 U and EE.

 

[derFeef]

We are living with this problem, you know, children.

 

[TylerD]

Nails on a chalkboard Joe. Nails on a chalkboard.

 

[Milchjon]

Please, no more kids!

 

[Jonsoncao]

LOLWAT?

 

[Troll]

wow, 4 in fruit ninja? is such a thing even possible?

lmao

 

[Technosteve]

Instagram has a pretty distinctive logo.

oh cool, i can go do the washing up & not miss a thing.

anyway:

WHAT IS THAT CAMERA THING

it could be just camera+ from iOS