I must have looked away when that happened! I only remember the death threats.
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Winter of Anime 2013 |OT -4| It's not my fault!
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I must have looked away when that happened! I only remember the death threats.
There's NO WAY SAO will make it to top 10. No way.
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180cm here
I hate all of those above that height.
I hate all of those above that height.
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Maybe Dekomori too. She wears the tiniest hats.
I can't tell if this is sarcasm. The series seems to be so polarizing that I can't tell the middle ground between the people who find the gifs hot or want the whole cast to die in a fire.
You just love eating hats, don't you?
Yami To Boushi To Hon No Tabibito 10
A bucket wrench rode out on a bodacious motorcycle to the park owned by the blowjob company. When it noticed the toilet there was forsaken, he went to the governor and urinated a football into his skyscraper. The governor was euphoric with the bucket wrench and had it endowed with a penis.
Three more to go. I'm fairly sure aliens and/or vampires will somehow play into the end.
A bucket wrench rode out on a bodacious motorcycle to the park owned by the blowjob company. When it noticed the toilet there was forsaken, he went to the governor and urinated a football into his skyscraper. The governor was euphoric with the bucket wrench and had it endowed with a penis.
Garugantua stumbles into a new world with funktacular physics and meets another fox girl. This one's different, though. His goblins or whatever keep falling into oblivion but keep ending up back at the house. But then, out of bumbfuck nowhere (I'm gonna guess a village of mole people in Bulgaria), the princess whose energy he stole (or whatever the fuck he did) and who killed herself appeared at the house.
Then the show decides that it's doing an absolutely masterful job of weaving these timelines together (LOL), so it decides to take things to the future, onboard a spaceship full of lolis in a bathhouse! Funderful. Then, because the writers are presumably a bunch of genetically modified hamsters at the center of breakthrough scientific research, put Hatsuki and Ririsu on the spaceship. Onboard they learn that an AI is raising the children because the adults have been dying. It's also been providing voices for their parents' dead bodies. Because the children can't tell they're dead. Even in a sheltered environment, you'd think they'd know the difference between somebody who'd dead and somebody who's alive. But then again, Weekend at Bernie's exists.
Then the show decides that it's doing an absolutely masterful job of weaving these timelines together (LOL), so it decides to take things to the future, onboard a spaceship full of lolis in a bathhouse! Funderful. Then, because the writers are presumably a bunch of genetically modified hamsters at the center of breakthrough scientific research, put Hatsuki and Ririsu on the spaceship. Onboard they learn that an AI is raising the children because the adults have been dying. It's also been providing voices for their parents' dead bodies. Because the children can't tell they're dead. Even in a sheltered environment, you'd think they'd know the difference between somebody who'd dead and somebody who's alive. But then again, Weekend at Bernie's exists.
Three more to go. I'm fairly sure aliens and/or vampires will somehow play into the end.
I have never eaten a hat before though...
This almost sounds like you are mocking small hats, the pinnacle of fashion and the ultimate accessory for any idol. You wouldn't do that, would you?
I don't think you can explore SAO extensively in any way and not see the extreme form of pandering that it is. It's just as shameless, if not more so. At least monogatari has its gimmicks.
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What, no avatar bet?
Jex
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I can never tell whether you are serious or not.
I wasn't necessarily encouraging it!
Although, if kayos keeps underachieving, we might have to, ugh, actually all get to know each other or something.
Oh. I guess this could be arranged. Who wants in?
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You have a done a good deed today.
Jex
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Trust me. Don't try and predict the ending.
Seriously? If SAO beats F/Z I will do something drastic.
Not sure about number one, but I've got a good feeling it'll pummel through to the top 10. the OT thread seems to have a lot of people who enjoy it.
Chet Rippo
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Well, it's not like Fate/Zero was a good show. It didn't even have a charismatic lead like Kirito!
Jex
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That sounds disgusting. Let's pray things never get that bad.
I guess that's a call that I need to overachieve, yeah?
I'm not sure I can trust someone with a smile that creepy.
So Kill Me Baby then?
Jex
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I don't know, a lot of people who don't contribute regularly in here participated in the SAO thread. They are legion.
That's a ME2 reference, right?
They were never heard from again...
It's a little older than that, my dear.
If this was anyone else I may have been wary, but considering you're the one who got me into Precure you have my full support.
Best girl of 2012.
Chet Rippo
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Yep, totally.
Sword Art Online is "the smartest anime I've seen in years". I will make it my #1.
Jex
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I do hope to avoid making deliberate references to the Mass Effect franchise in general.
Three-way split with Momiji from Binbougami Ga and Marii from Joshiraku.
Not unless ME2 predates the Bible.
Jex
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The Bible is actually a Mass Effect spin-off. You know, extended material.
It kind of takes the fun out of reverse psychology if I have to spell it out for you!
Coincidentally that's also going to be the title of the AotY results thread.
No, silly, it's obviously that one boss from Castlevania SotN.
I know they said the ME franchise is a Jesus allegory, but man...
And to think he had apparently watched more than just SAO throughout his lifetime.
You can personally examine my top ten list for traces of Sword Art Online. I promise that it's 100% free of impurities.
But there was a nice gal who liked computer and slicking. What's not to like?
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