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[PleaseDontBanMe]

What do you guys think?

is that juicy booty really worth the risk of catching something permanent?

i think not, especially when we now have big booty judy on virtual speed dial

I have no desire to ever have sex now

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Birdo]

Two minutes with your right hand and you can spend the rest of the night gaming

 

[Taxexemption]

Could there be anything more meaningful a man could do in his life than to permanently change a woman's body with his penis? To be clear, I don't think people should be having sex outside of marriage. But the fact that you can help bring in new life to this world and leave behind a legacy and people are like "Nah bro," I just don't get it.

 

[INC]

Its a good thing, you not breeding

 

[jufonuk]

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Could there be anything more meaningful a man could do in his life than to permanently change a woman's body with his penis? To be clear, I don't think people should be having sex outside of marriage. But the fact that you can help bring in new life to this world and leave behind a legacy and people are like "Nah bro," I just don't get it.

Creating Life is unethical and is the reason why scientist won't bring Neanderthal back even though we have the technology to do it now

if you have children you are a murderer because there's an inevitable grave waiting for that child

 

[Dai Kaiju]

So...there is a level below cuckold.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Let's play opposites.

Black......white
Up.....down
Short....tall
Outcel.....

 

[Kimahri]

What do you guys think?

is that juicy booty really worth the risk of catching something permanent?

i think not, especially when we now have big booty judy on virtual speed dial

I have no desire to ever have sex now

Clearly you've never looked into a beautiful girl's eyes as she swallowed.

I pity you.

 

[Taxexemption]

Creating Life is unethical and is the reason why scientist won't bring Neanderthal back even though we have the technology to do it now

if you have children you are a murderer because there's an inevitable grave waiting for that child

If you are a person who thinks about morality deeply, it should be the case that you follow a system of morality. To what extent is this caused by your genes that gave you such a mind that you would ponder these things while others did not? If the genetic component is at all strong, you being someone who would make this argument in good faith or be persuaded by it have a moral imperative to pro-create. To those who can and do seriously contemplate matters of morality deeply, I believe it is the highest moral imperative that they be the best people they can be specifically so that they can pro-create. When you understand that epigenetics also plays a role in the health of your offpsring, and that your diet and lifestyle may impact the health of the kids, athletic pursuits and dietary choices also become a matter of serious moral consideration.

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[TaylorSwiftFan]

I think one night stands are bad ideas because of the STD risks.

 

[epicnemesis]

Impressive level of denial here. Maybe it replaces one night stands/prostitution because of the risk/reward. If you are seeking out porn as a relationship replacement you must seek help immediately.

 

[nush]

What do you guys think?

is that juicy booty really worth the risk of catching something permanent?

i think not, especially when we now have big booty judy on virtual speed dial

I have no desire to ever have sex now

 

[Javthusiast]

As much as I like my porn, being a total coomer degenerate and all. No, I gladly still take some real pussay and bootay over it.

 

[The Pleasure]

Two minutes with your right hand and you can spend the rest of the night gaming

I thought we banned you, brap.

 

[Richard Packer]

What do you guys think?

is that juicy booty really worth the risk of catching something permanent?

i think not, especially when we now have big booty judy on virtual speed dial

I have no desire to ever have sex now

 

[Ironbunny]

What do you guys think?

is that juicy booty really worth the risk of catching something permanent?

i think not, especially when we now have big booty judy on virtual speed dial

I have no desire to ever have sex now

Make yourself the speader. Flawless victory!

 

[MudoSkills]

I'm upset you tarnished this thread with the genius that is Doug Stanhope.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Blond]

Could there be anything more meaningful a man could do in his life than to permanently change a woman's body with his penis? To be clear, I don't think people should be having sex outside of marriage. But the fact that you can help bring in new life to this world and leave behind a legacy and people are like "Nah bro," I just don't get it.

Because I strongly object to having been born and I truly understand why that makes me selfish to take from a society but not give a life in replacement to continue on what I’ve built: but I just wish life worked in a way where my spirit could choose to go through with inhabiting a body or not because I would not have chosen mine in the slightest even if I knew that one day everything would be better and I’m not going to burden another human with that either.

 

[nush]

Because I strongly object to having been born and I truly understand why that makes me selfish to take from a society but not give a life in replacement to continue on what I’ve built but I just wish life worked in a way where my spirit could choose to go through with inhabiting a body or not because I would not have chosen mine in the slightest even if I knew that one day everything would be better.

 

[Can't decide]

The two don't even compare. Just considering pure physical sensation alone, grabbing your own dick is nothing like the same compared to a woman grabbing your dick, but far better than that, you can't beat the feeling of her buttcheeks clapping around your meat. There's nothing saying that you have to settle for dirty, STD riddled sluts in order to get laid, there's more than enough of nice, clean women out there.

Also searching for porn can be quite frustrating, it's all the damn same with everybody doing the same few positions or it's completely ridiculous shit like elbow deep fisting, none of which interests me, plus everything is so horribly faked, even the "amateur" stuff.
I also have zero interest in watching another guy jizzing or seeing his bollocks swinging around, hence I usually search for lesbian videos... which are stupidly hard and off putting to scroll through. I want to look at pussy and most of the thumbnails are full of fucking penises one way or another. Most of the search results are either Male to Female trans or just pure straight porn.

 

[ShirAhava]

Amok Time is approaching

OP is clearly an imposter

 

[DragoonKain]

Well, if you wake up every night in cold sweats afraid you're gonna be banned from GAF, it stands to reason that every time you get some pussy you're gonna have nightmares that your dick is gonna fall off.

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[NecrosaroIII]

OP. My suggestion is to invest in a set of Onahips. Get a heating rod that will warm it to body temp.

It feels like the real thing dude. Saved my marriage.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

What do you guys think?

is that juicy booty really worth the risk of catching something permanent?

i think not, especially when we now have big booty judy on virtual speed dial

I have no desire to ever have sex no

PleaseBanHim

 

[TheInfamousKira]

PleaseBanHim

Not going to lie, when that gif was zoomed out I thought it was Joe Rogan, and then I had my mind blown. On repeat.

 

[Flash Junkins]

Uh. Nah brah bro you foul.



Username pun intended.

 

[captainraincoat]

Op
Seriously…get 200 bucks buy a pack of condoms and go down to your local red light district..pay a lady of the night …put 2 condoms on if you wish and fuck her brains out….then go back to this thought

 

[nush]

OP. My suggestion is to invest in a set of Onahips. Get a heating rod that will warm it to body temp.

It feels like the real thing dude. Saved my marriage.

TF? Google images brings up some really really shady stuff..

 

[CloudNull]

OP. My suggestion is to invest in a set of Onahips.

I should know better than googling shit I’ve never heard of on the internet. The targeted advertising is going to come for me.

 

[longdi]

from my virgin perspective, i think OP is on to things. We can curbed the spread of diseases, unwanted abortions, sexual assaults and many other painful things. cut the possibility of STD mutating like covid by cutting the infections

that's why there should be a movement to legitimate porn, promote those streaming porn sites as much as Disney+, bundle them with a 5G subscription even.

jerk that urge, clear our minds for greater things, stop being animalistic etc

 

[dcll]

Poor guy

 

[DeafTourette]

Could there be anything more meaningful a man could do in his life than to permanently change a woman's body with his penis? To be clear, I don't think people should be having sex outside of marriage. But the fact that you can help bring in new life to this world and leave behind a legacy and people are like "Nah bro," I just don't get it.

I'm with you

 

[DeafTourette]

from my virgin perspective, i think OP is on to things. We can curbed the spread of diseases, unwanted abortions, sexual assaults and many other painful things. cut the possibility of STD mutating like covid by cutting the infections

that's why there should be a movement to legitimate porn, promote those streaming porn sites as much as Disney+, bundle them with a 5G subscription even.

jerk that urge, clear our minds for greater things, stop being animalistic etc

SA is not desire based. You should take that part out of your post. It's nothing like consensual sex.

 

[longdi]

OP. My suggestion is to invest in a set of Onahips. Get a heating rod that will warm it to body temp.

It feels like the real thing dude. Saved my marriage.

as cheeky as this may sounds, imo it is perfectly fine to supplement porn with hardware peripherals, for that extra zest, provided the carbon footprint for producing it is fair.

you can draw parallels with all that casual sexing, it's still fulfilling one urge, no difference to eating. do we need to rear the hundred of thousands of cows or chickens, and induce methane filling problems or cruelty forced feeding and diseases breeding grounds, if a similar but safer alternative can satisfy the same urge

 

[longdi]

SA is not desire based. You should take that part out of your post. It's nothing like consensual sex.

you are right, not saying the same thing, but OP suggestions may reduce other painful areas such as SA

 

[Pagusas]

One day when you really love someone you’ll understand how wrong you are.

 

[nush]

from my virgin perspective, i think OP is on to things. We can curbed the spread of diseases, unwanted abortions, sexual assaults and many other painful things. cut the possibility of STD mutating like covid by cutting the infections

that's why there should be a movement to legitimate porn, promote those streaming porn sites as much as Disney+, bundle them with a 5G subscription even.

jerk that urge, clear our minds for greater things, stop being animalistic etc

I'm with you

 

[DeafTourette]

you are right, not saying the same thing, but OP suggestions may reduce other painful areas such as SA

I don't think so. Rapists are not satisfied by masturbating... They have a need to dominate and humiliate whoever they're assaulting. There's no domination with watching porn.

Frankly, I think rapists should never see the light of day. Just rot in prison! They can't be rehabilitated.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

The worse part of a women is not that they might have an STD. It’s the entitlement of western women.

 

[longdi]

One day when you really love someone you’ll understand how wrong you are.

imo that's a different issue to OP. which is about dropping the stigma of porn as a safe alternative to relief oneself, stop making fun of those that believe in such a lifestyle

 

[nush]

imo that's a different issue to OP. which is about dropping the stigma of porn as a safe alternative to relief oneself, stop making fun of those that believe in such a lifestyle

"Lifestyle choice"

 

[AlteredForms]

get 200 bucks buy a pack of condoms

$200 for some condoms? captainraincoat be like:

 

[eddie4]

Clearly you've never looked into a beautiful girl's eyes as she swallowed.

there's really nothing else that can reproduce this sensation, its as good as it gets.

 

[nush]

there's really nothing else that can reproduce this sensation, its as good as it gets.

Actually there is, when a girl gives you a handjob into the other girls mouth. That's peak, and then she swallows.

 

[mansoor1980]

there's really nothing else that can reproduce this sensation, its as good as it gets.