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[eddie4]

Actually there is, when a girl gives you a handjob into the other girls mouth. That's peak, and then she swallows.

 

[longdi]

there's really nothing else that can reproduce this sensation, its as good as it gets.

Actually there is, when a girl gives you a handjob into the other girls mouth. That's peak, and then she swallows.

sounds like degrading fantasy much

 

[nush]

sounds like degrading fantasy much

Xiao Di you'll never know.

 

[bender]

Help EviLore , I need an adult.

 

[Punished Miku]

from my virgin perspective, i think OP is on to things. We can curbed the spread of diseases, unwanted abortions, sexual assaults and many other painful things. cut the possibility of STD mutating like covid by cutting the infections

that's why there should be a movement to legitimate porn, promote those streaming porn sites as much as Disney+, bundle them with a 5G subscription even.

jerk that urge, clear our minds for greater things, stop being animalistic etc

This is like when people dedicate computing power from their home PC to trying to cure cancer, but for sex. Very noble sir!

 

[Nobody_Important]

I worry about this community sometimes.

 

[nush]

I worry about this community sometimes.

You don't need to, most of them will Darwin their bloodline out of existence.

 

[DoomGyver]

Wizards, man.

 

[eyesabitdull]

I mean, that's cool.

There's 7 billion people in this world.

By the time you die, it will become almost 9 billion.

We're not losing any more people if you believe in this, so have at it man. Beat that dick to ad nauseam.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

from my virgin perspective, i think OP is on to things. We can curbed the spread of diseases, unwanted abortions, sexual assaults and many other painful things. cut the possibility of STD mutating like covid by cutting the infections

that's why there should be a movement to legitimate porn, promote those streaming porn sites as much as Disney+, bundle them with a 5G subscription even.

jerk that urge, clear our minds for greater things, stop being animalistic etc

 

[The Pleasure]

sounds like degrading fantasy much

What the hell are you doing here? Back to the gaming section for you.

And even if this sounds like a degrading fantasy, you know what's even more degrading? Paying full price for games. For 15 a month, you can get gamepass and play hundreds of games!

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Clearly you've never looked into a beautiful girl's eyes as she swallowed.

I pity you.

 

[Virt McPolygon]

OP just needs to plunge into the depths instead of fearing them.

 

[The Pleasure]

OP just needs to plunge into the depths instead of fearing them.

Damn bruh. Straight to flavor town!

 

[West Texas CEO]

i think not, especially when we now have big booty judy on virtual speed dial

Fuck that, OP!

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I feel like this is a thread on NeoGAF if Resetera was making fun of what a thread of NeoGAF was like.

 

[oagboghi2]

imo that's a different issue to OP. which is about dropping the stigma of porn as a safe alternative to relief oneself, stop making fun of me

ftfy

 

[MGHA]

Im an asexual gay man, so this has no effect on me.

 

[SlimySnake]

Std rates are only high in NYC and other big cities. Even there they are like 1 out of 3, and they are very treatable. If you wear protection, you have a very low risk of getting it.

Porn isn't good for you. It's ok to watch porn in moderation, but anything more than that will open its own can of worms.

P.s Your hand is nothing compared to a woman's touch. Avoid hookers and tinder, date before you fuck and you will be fine.

 

[haxan7]

Help EviLore , I need an adult.
what if PleaseDontBanMe is really EviLore posting on another account

 

[M.W.]

Real pussy is fantastic.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Porn isn't good for you. It's ok to watch porn in moderation, but anything more than that will open its own can of worms.

Avoid hookers and tinder, date before you fuck and you will be fine.

What is this, a boomers guide to sex?

 

[TylerD]

Having sex and that personal connection to someone you are in love with or click with is pretty amazing. I highly recommend feeling that energy at some point in your life. That said, never really been one for one-night stands or just getting my dick wet for the hell of it. I do worry about STDs and protecting myself. Porn and/or prostitutes definitely serve their purposes though.

I'm in the post relationship stage where I don't give a shit about meeting someone new and just doing my thing so me and porn are a little more acquainted than we've been for a while.

 

[GeekyDad]

It's like asking if it's worth eating the greatest burger of your life if you can simply watch others eating them on Youtube...

Yeah, that's some flawed-as-fuck logic, Spock.

 

[SlimySnake]

What is this, a boomers guide to sex?

Its advise for a kid who is scared of stds and addicted to porn.

Telling him to go to prostitutes and have one night stands is counterproductive.

 

[farmerboy]

What do you guys think?

is that juicy booty really worth the risk of catching something permanent?

i think not, especially when we now have big booty judy on virtual speed dial

I have no desire to ever have sex now

Spoiler: LOL

no

 

[haxan7]

PleaseDontBanMe just nutted in his wife’s asshole and he’s reading this thread looking like this:

 

[West Texas CEO]

Im an asexual gay man, so this has no effect on me.

 

[nush]

Im an asexual gay man, so this has no effect on me.

That's a oxymoron.

 

[GymWolf]

PleaseBanHim.

 

[The Pleasure]

PleaseBanHim.

Why aren't you at the gym gyming it up? Your name is a phony. A great big phony!

 

[GymWolf]

Why aren't you at the gym gyming it up? Your name is a phony. A great big phony!

Since i work in a wharehouse, i do exercise even if i'm not physically in the gym

 

[The Pleasure]

Since i work in a wharehouse, i do exercise even if i'm not physically in the gym

Did you nean to put an o instead of an a? Or donyou think I'm 5 O?

 

[GeekyDad]

Since i work in a wharehouse, i do exercise even if i'm not physically in the gym

Whare do you whork?

 

[SidViscous]

Whare do you whork?

Professional wharewolf

 

[Ian Henry]

Real pussy is fantastic.

Ain't nothing like the real thing

 

[West Texas CEO]

Ain't nothing like the real thing

 

[Ian Henry]

You taking it way back. I ain't mad at cha

 

[Deleted member 820760]

Yes it is. Its fucking awesome having sex with women. Seriously, just wear a condom if you are that scared.

 

[Cutty Flam]

 

[IDKFA]

Flicking one off the wrist to porn will never be as good as the real thing.

If you're worried about STDs, wear a condom.

 

[GymWolf]

Whare do you whork?

Shit, it's warehouse isn't?!

 

[GymWolf]

Did you nean to put an o instead of an a? Or donyou think I'm 5 O?

Nani?

 

[Banjo64]

Yeah just wear a jonny mate.

If you’re young free and single do everything you can. Pay for a threesome, have a laugh, enjoy life.

 

[INC]

If only fleshlights could make sandwiches

 

[FunkMiller]

Could there be anything more meaningful a man could do in his life than to permanently change a woman's body with his penis? To be clear, I don't think people should be having sex outside of marriage. But the fact that you can help bring in new life to this world and leave behind a legacy and people are like "Nah bro," I just don't get it.

 

[carlosrox]

Hard disagree. Then again I've been an addict for as long as I can remember.

 

[nush]

Figures.

 

[Nico_D]