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[freeofgreed]

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/aunt-sues-nephew-12-breaking-wrist-greeting-article-1.2394889

Upper East Side aunt sues 12-year-old nephew for $127G after breaking her wrist while leaping to greet her at birthday party

A human resources manager from Manhattan is suing her nephew over a leaping greeting from the then-8-year-old that left her with a broken wrist, according to reports.

Jennifer Connell, 54, believes little Sean Tarala, now 12, should have known better than to jump into her arms as a means of welcoming her to his birthday party in 2011

Connell, of E. 73rd St. on the Upper East Side, is seeking $127,000 in damages for suffering a broken wrist when the two fell to the ground in the rough reception, according to the site.

And if walking up stairs with an injured wrist wasn’t difficult enough, the after-effects on Connell’s social life have been disastrous.

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

The minor child is the only defendant in the case.

Sean was outside playing with a brand new bike he had received for his birthday. The excited boy dropped his new set of wheels and ran toward his aunt to greet her, shouting, “Auntie Jen, Auntie Jen.”

“All of a sudden he was there in the air, I had to catch him and we tumbled onto the ground,” Connell testified, according to ctpost.com. “I remember him shouting, ‘Auntie Jen I love you,’ and there he was flying at me.”

Although hurt, Connell said, she didn’t tell her nephew the extent of her injuries.

“It was his birthday party and I didn’t want to upset him,” she told the jury.

Sean, whose mother died last year, appeared confused as he sat with his father, Michael Tarala, in court Friday, according to ctpost.

Pretty gross story. I could never sue a member of my family especially one so young over an accident. Seems extremely petty on the part of the aunt.

EDIT: post from mre elaborating. Maybe the aunt isn't such a scumbag...

The initial accident happened on March 18, 2011. The statute of limitations for negligence in Connecticut is 2 years, so the lawsuit would have been filed prior to March 19, 2013, well before the mother's death in 2014. It just takes a long time for cases to go from filing to trial, which seems to be where this is at given all of the in-court testimony and party appearances.

The lawsuit may be filed against the nephew, but it's how this would have to be filed in order to get the parents' home owner's insurance to pay for the aunt's damages, including medical expenses. The $127k figure includes (1) medical bills (either out of pocket or amounts that will need to be paid back to the aunt's own insurer), as well as (2) pain and suffering (which she did a great job of reducing with her hors d’oeuvres comment) and, possibly, (3) lost wages.

And for those of you running down the language used by her attorney:

“The injuries, losses and harms to the plaintiff were caused by the negligence and carelessness of the minor defendant in that a reasonable eight year old under those circumstances would know or should have known that a forceful greeting such as the one delivered by the defendant to the plaintiff could cause the harms and losses suffered by the plaintiff,” the lawsuit claims.

That's just the magic language that checks all of the boxes in a lawsuit with a negligence claim. It's the legal standard for negligence, and while the complaint doesn't have to use those words exactly, it's helpful to couch your claim in words developed by the courts so that the judge can easily rule in your favor if the other side files a motion to dismiss on the basis that your complaint failed to adequately state a claim.

 

[FyreWulff]

i'm going to guess the mom left her son an inheritance or something of that nature and the aunt is a ruthless asshole trying to get some of it.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Upper east side. Human resources manager.

 

[Pagusas]

...this isnt an onion article? wow.

 

[Gnome]

Bitch.

 

[chicagocubsfan]

Lol

 

[Pai Pai Master]

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

I have no words. Other than "cunt."

 

[Chariot]

“It was his birthday party and I didn’t want to upset him,” she told the jury.

Sean, whose mother died last year, appeared confused as he sat with his father, Michael Tarala, in court Friday, according to ctpost.

SO MUCH BETTER NOW

 

[Snkfanatic]

i'm going to guess the mom left her son an inheritance or something of that nature and the aunt is a ruthless asshole trying to get some of it.

Oh...didn't think of this angle.

That lady should be ashamed of herself regardless. That is insane.

 

[Messypandas]

Heres the claimant

 

[Grizzlyjin]

i'm going to guess the mom left her son an inheritance or something of that nature and the aunt is a ruthless asshole trying to get some of it.

Exactly what I was thinking. Super gross.

 

[JBourne]

i'm going to guess the mom left her son an inheritance or something of that nature and the aunt is a ruthless asshole trying to get some of it.

That's gotta be it.

 

[El Daniel]

Oh no, not the hors d’oeuvres plate!

 

[shinobi602]

How is this real.

 

[statham]

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

That sucks.

 

[SpaceWolf]

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

 

[Omni]

Okay, what the fuck

This can't go anywhere, right? Surely.

 

[David Incorporated Esq.]

When I was five years old I ran into my grandmother and broke her hip, crippling her for the rest of her life. Did she sue me? No of course not.

It was the perfect crime.

 

[Pagusas]

does one have to pay taxes on court winnings? This may be an elaborate way to avoid the gift tax if the family is trying to move money from the young kid to the insane lady.

 

[BadWolf]

Some people, jeez.

 

[Siegcram]

Although hurt, Connell said, she didn’t tell her nephew the extent of her injuries.

“It was his birthday party and I didn’t want to upset him,” she told the jury.

"So I waited with the multi-thousand dollar lawsuit until he could emotionally handle it. Until he's twelve."

 

[ItIsOkBro]

i'm going to guess the mom left her son an inheritance or something of that nature and the aunt is a ruthless asshole trying to get some of it.

Sadly this makes sense.

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.
...
Sean, whose mother died last year, appeared confused

Either this is a joke, yellow journalism, or this woman is the biggest cunt in the history of the world.

 

[Mr. X]

Oh no, her name is public on the Internet whilst being an asshole to a child. I hope she was looking for a new job.

 

[Zoe]

does one have to pay taxes on court winnings? This may be an elaborate way to avoid the gift tax if the family is trying to move money from the young kid to the insane lady.

I would imagine the lawyers' fees would be just as bad.

 

[MonorailCat]

Is that a joke article that was published in the wrong section of the newspaper?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

LOL what an asshole..hope a judge makes her pay for wasting people's time.

 

[akira28]

Upper east side. Human resources manager.

ohh.

Bitch.

ohhhhh...

 

[Jigorath]

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

Life must be difficult.

 

[DKehoe]

“I remember him shouting, ‘Auntie Jen I love you,’ and there he was flying at me.”

This kid sounds like a real piece of work.

 

[Siegcram]

Oh, missed the "mom died" part. Yeah, that's some inheritance fuckery, no doubt.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'll take wealthy woman who's completely living in her own reality for 127k, Alex.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Onion article?!

 

[entremet]

Inheritance greed destroys families. It's so sad seeing it.

 

[Shuggananas]

Revenge is a dish best served cold

 

[sixteen-bit]

Yikes. Expected an Onion link tbh.

 

[freeofgreed]

i'm going to guess the mom left her son an inheritance or something of that nature and the aunt is a ruthless asshole trying to get some of it.

Yup.

 

[Log4Girlz]

And his mother died? Ouch. Horrible.

 

[Jarrod38]

Why would you go public about this?

 

[Frog-fu]

This needs to turn into one of those cases where the judge dismisses the case and tears into the claimant for being a piece of shit.

 

[mclem]

Now, I admit my nieces can be a bit boisterous at times, but even so, I'd probably have to think long and hard before going as far as suing them.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

This kid sounds like a real piece of work.

Seems like a little asshole..

 

[More_Badass]

Think I found a picture of the nephew

It was all part of the plan

 

[HamPster PamPster]

Revenge is a dish best served cold

What good is revenge if holding the dish is hard?

 

[entremet]

Why would you go public about this?

This is public record stuff. It's in the court of law.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Now, I admit my nieces can be a bit boisterous at times, but even so, I'd probably have to think long and hard before going as far as suing them.

But what if you can get 128k out of it?

Am I swaying you?

 

[x-Lundz-x]

And his mother died? Ouch. Horrible.

Inheritance money, guaranteed. I hope the judge laughs her out of court.

 

[Aeriscloud]

How dare he love his aunt, but at least he can hate her now.

 

[Suzushiiro]

Woman sues nephew for $127K for accidentally breaking her arm when he was 8

What kind of fucked up culture does this woman live in where this is remotely accepta-

Upper East Side

Oh. Nevermind. Now it all makes sense.

(UES is known for having the equivalent of your stereotypical rich/upper middle-class douchebag suburban mom culture brought up to 11. Look up "Primates of Park Avenue" if you want to learn more.)

 

[BadWolf]

Inheritance money, guaranteed. I hope the judge laughs her out of court.

Yeah the number is very specific, she probably knows the exact amount of the inheritance and wants a certain percentage of it.