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[alterno69]

No way this is real, i mean it has to be fake right? Please tell me this is fake.

 

[Tapiozona]

Heres the claimant

The article has a picture of a completely different woman. Confused how you even found this picture in the first place? Did you ignore the article and just google the name, then post the first result?

 

[EdwardTivrusky]

Inheritance money, guaranteed. I hope the judge laughs her out of court.

Yeah, i'm leaning towards thinking the aunt's a grade-A cunt.
The statement from he lawyers that the child WOULD have known that his action of greeting her would break her arm are laughable. She's some sociopathic cow to wait 4 years for his mum to die before springing this nonsense.

I hope she is laughed out of court and forced to pay costs and damages to the child.

 

[Maximo]

Pray the judge tells her to get fucked.

 

[freeofgreed]

The article has a picture of a completely different woman. Confused how you even found this picture in the first place? Did you ignore the article and just google the name, then post the first result?

Lol yeah I was wondering that too...

 

[jdw_b]

Is this a joke? lol

Absolutely insane, hope she gets told to get fucked

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

The article has a picture of a completely different woman. Confused how you even found this picture in the first place? Did you ignore the article and just google the name, then post the first result?

That's the before and after pictures of her breaking her arm. It changes a person.

 

[SliceSabre]

I hope the judge literally throws the lawsuit in her face and tells her to get the fuck out of his courtroom.

 

[GulAtiCa]

The "was" part made me think that the nephew was now an adult and had made it rich, and the aunt was super jealous and pety..

But this outcome of him just being 12, makes it even sadder!

 

[SenorArdilla]

How much money did the mom leave behind after she died?

 

[TimeEffect]

Lol yeah I was wondering that too...

That picture is of a hand model, who is really really weird and loves her hands.

Youtube her

 

[Risible]

There's a reason I could never be a judge.

"I find the plaintiff guilty of douchbaggery. 30 days in jail with no hors d'oeuvres."

 

[User 479360]

This world is so messed up.

It's surely something to do with wanting his inheritance.

 

[ffdgh]

So she waited 4 years and after the mom died to sue him? Classy lady...Her poor plate holding hand.

 

[freeofgreed]

That picture is of a hand model, who is really really weird and loves her hands.

Youtube her

Jesus Christ where the fuck have you sent me

 

[mclem]

But what if you can get 128k out of it?

Am I swaying you?

They're the other side of the world, which would mean legal fees are a bit more of an issue. Still probably wouldn't. I'm all heart, me.

 

[bluehat9]

Statute of limitations?

 

[E92 M3]

I'm going to sue my cat now

 

[Siegcram]

Statute of limitations?

No such thing in hors d’oeuvres-related cases. Shit's serious.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

No such thing in hors d’oeuvres-related cases. Shit's serious.

lol..

 

[Kumquat]

Wait wait wait wait....


This isn't from The onion?!? HOW IN THE

 

[Currygan]

truly awful people on this planet

 

[Hollycat]

That's a pretty disgusting thing for a person to sue over, especially to a kid, especially especially as his aunt. Everyone knows jumping and hugging are like 15% of what kids do.

 

[psynergylover]

How did this even get to court!? If I was the judge I would've laughed at the very sight of this.

 

[Lagamorph]

You can sue 12 year olds?

 

[Business]

In a decent world the case should be dismissed inmediately and she fined for wasting everyone's time.

 

[Cow Mengde]

What a shitty person.

 

[Dennis]

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

lol why would she say this you can't make this up

 

[E92 M3]

In a decent world the case should be dismissed inmediately and she fined for wasting everyone's time.

I hope the judge does exactly that.

 

[Browny]

There's a reason I could never be a judge.

"I find the plaintiff guilty of douchbaggery. 30 days in jail with no hors d'oeuvres."

Lol'd heartily.

So heartily I split my sides. I'll see you in court, good sir.

 

[foxdvd]

I mean she is actually suing the father here...and the father would be responsible for any damages done by the kids but this was 4 years ago. What would the statute of limitations be on this? Had she already established that the kid broke her arm? Did the parents already pay medical bills?

So much information is missing here it makes it difficult not to get upset when you read the article.

 

[Timeaisis]

Wow

 

[victreeb3l]

Fuck this greedy ass old lady. Poor kid.

 

[Seductivpancakes]

What a gross person. I hope she gets nothing but bills from her lawyer.

 

[massoluk]

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

You can't make these shits up.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

that is some kind of human trash, poor kid.

 

[CrazyDude]

Statute of limitation for personal injury in NY is 3 years.

 

[Ghostmaster]

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

How is this possible, I thought snobs such as this existed only in Adam Sandler comedies.

This is baffling, why would anyone say this.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

The kid sounds like a wreckless animal. All she wanted to do was make him happy for his birthday and he viciously attacked her.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

That's a pretty disgusting thing for a person to sue over, especially to a kid, especially especially as his aunt. Everyone knows jumping and hugging are like 15% of what kids do.

To be fair, the police will shoot small dogs for the same reason..you never know.

 

[kingwingin]

The article has a picture of a completely different woman. Confused how you even found this picture in the first place? Did you ignore the article and just google the name, then post the first result?

the women he posted is the most famous hand model. Just a joke

 

[akira28]

Statute of limitation for personal injury in NY is 3 years.

well thats good. at least there's that.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

...this isnt an onion article? wow.

That's exactly what I was going to say. For this specifically:

the after-effects on Connell’s social life have been disastrous.

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

What a prick. Hope the judge throws it out and bans her from seeing the boy and his father.

 

[Mimosa97]

Yeah I don't believe this.

This must be some shitty art performance gone too far. They wanted to expose our culture of greed and selfishness and now they're struck and have to play it all the way. That kid is a child actor and the aunt is a failed actress stuck in a 6 figures job.

 

[Revolver]

I'm wondering if she's suing because of insurance to get her medical bills paid? Maybe her policy won't pay unless someone is found to be at fault.

 

[freeofgreed]

I mean she is actually suing the father here...and the father would be responsible for any damages done by the kids but this was 4 years ago. What would the statute of limitations be on this? Had she already established that the kid broke her arm? Did the parents already pay medical bills?

So much information is missing here it makes it difficult not to get upset when you read the article.

Well the article stated that the child was the only defendant, and if what people are assuming is true and that this is over an inheritance. He could theoretical pay for his own damages.

 

[Corronchilejano]

This is Disney villain levels of douchebagery.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

i'm going to guess the mom left her son an inheritance or something of that nature and the aunt is a ruthless asshole trying to get some of it.

That would be my guess. Hopefully as far as he and his father are concerned after this he has no Auntie Jen.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

the women he posted is the most famous hand model. Just a joke

How did you know this?!

 

[freeofgreed]

Yeah I don't believe this.

This must be some shitty art performance gone too far. They wanted to expose our culture of greed and selfishness and now they're struck and have to play it all the way. That kid is a child actor and the aunt is a failed actress stuck in a 6 figures job.

Yeah I thought something similar too initially. I honestly almost didn't even make the thread because it seemed so unbelievable.