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[Risible]

Steak with ketchup and an extra serving of ice cream. He literally eats like a fucking child.

 

[BigDug13]

Waiting for the day he goes to India and expects beef.

 

[KingV]

And instead of dodging it, it's gonna smack him right smack dab in the forehead. Bush was like the matrix.

Gotta give Bush credit for his agility, if nothing else.

I am sickly fascinated by this speech. Have a moron who can't stay on topic and spoke openly about a Muslim ban for a year give a speech about Islam, written by a 30 year old white supremacist in a Muslim country... what can go wrong?

 

[Exodust]

Most people in Saudi eat steak well done with ketchup, the idiot will fit right in.

 

[CopperPuppy]

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[NandoGip]

Wow the melania part surprised me

 

[Tacitus_]

 

[- J - D -]

NOT SINCE MUSTARD-GATE!!!

Fox & Friends will laud Trump for eating like the common man. What's more commoner food than ketchup and/or shitty meat?

 

[JustenP88]

Steak with ketchup. It's as if all the fucking gold decor wasn't enough to show off how fucking tacky he is...

 

[TestOfTide]

Can someone just fuck with Trump by giving him ketchup colored mustard?

I want to see headlines that read "Trump has a tantrum over condiments".

Or better yet, just fucking give him his wine in a double-handled sippy cup.

 

[Akuun]

Steak with ketchup and an extra serving of ice cream. He literally eats like a fucking child.

I'm still surprised a guy who lives like this is still alive at his age. He eats like a fucking child, probably doesn't listen to his doctor, and seems to throw tantrums daily.

People who have lived much healthier lives have died much younger.

 

[Murkas]

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

The steaks have never been higher.

 

[Majine]

Babysitting on the highest level.

 

[many places]

Someone is going to throw a shoe at him and he's going ot have a meltdown

Only if it lands in his ketchup.

 

[Jeffrey]

Texas voted for this man.


Embarrassing.


Ketchup on steak is basically admitting you are Russian.

 

[ErichWK]

How has he not had a heart attack, yet?

 

[Ferrio]

NOT SINCE MUSTARD-GATE!!!

It's like their only exposure to Grey Poupon were those commercials in the 90s.

 

[CopperPuppy]

NOT SINCE MUSTARD-GATE!!!

 

[Linkark07]

Just reading all these news about baby orange turd needing to be pleased makes me laugh. It just so funny imagining these leaders trying to handle a crying bad mannered child.

 

[Martinski43]

Steak with ketchup?!?

Ketchup only works on some pasta and hot dogs.

 

[Benjamin1981]

I wonder who is going to serve him his steak with ketchup here in Hamburg for G7 summit. The big hotels don't want him as guest.

 

[Shadybiz]

Christ, is his nanny coming on the trip as well?

 

[CTLance]

Hopefully we get a nice international incident that completely overshadows the entire trip.

Nope, sorry, he is the international incident that overshadows everything else.

I wonder, will he enrich the American stereotype abroad with his own unique branding? Because that's gonna be a hoot.
Speaks English, wears a tie but has no soccer tattoos -> not UK, no slippers and socks, looks rich -> not German, not overly polite or using random French words -> not Canada -> probably US. *proceeds to cook all meat dishes to death and offer a side of ketchup as part of great customer service*

 

[mightynine]

Steak with ketchup?!?

Ketchup only works on some pasta and hot dogs.

Hold on.

...Pasta?

Spoiler

I don't even want to start the hot dog wars here

 

[Obscura]

Wow the melania part surprised me

Can't wait for her Saudi Arabia "headlining event"

 

[wisdom0wl]

Ketchup and well done steaks. How is that not grounds for impeachment by itself

 

[oti]

What if he goes to Vienna and orders a Schnitzerl with Sauce?

War? 🤔

 

[Commanche Raisin Toast]

He reminds me of some family on my brother in law's side: there's this kid (8 or 9 years old?) that shows up at every TG/xmas dinner and his mom coddles him to the point where all he eats is:

-bacon
-chips
-cereal

.....and that's it. that's his dinner. while the rest of us eat an awesome, although plain, dinner of turkey, rolls, mashed potatoes, dressing, etc. he doesn't want ANY of it. Not even a fucking dinner roll.

Kid's still got more taste than wittle pwesident well-done steakies.

 

[PrimaNocta]

steak with ketchup? That's worse than the colluding with the Russians!

 

[Cannon Goose]

A well done steak with ketchup is his favourite meal? Now that's alarming!

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Ketchup and well done steaks. How is that not grounds for impeachment by itself

I'm a Medium Rare-Medium guy myself, but if you go Pittsburgh-Rare or even medium well I usually won't bat an eye. Well Done though? That's just disgusting.

 

[paperboywriter]

a literal spoiled brat

 

[fantomena]

I hope he comes to Norway, I have some serious matters to talk to him about.

 

[BobNewbert31]

This motherfucker.

 

[Haly]

The stakes will be far higher

hohoho

 

[Doug Heffernan]

I still can't believe he dodged that shit. What a ninja.

 

[yanipheonu]

"Steak with ketchup"

 

[OG Shaka Zulu]

LOL. He has access to world class fried chicken yet still KFCs it. His soul food chef must have gotten tired of being called boy.

 

[Supervlieg]

This trip is going to be more awesome then season three of breaking bad. Best television ever. Head for your nuclear basements and get your popcorn out.

 

[norm9]

Maybe he'll slip and start drinking while on this trip.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

This trip is going to be more awesome then season three of breaking bad. Best television ever. Head for your nuclear basements and get your popcorn out.

Maybe it's secretly the third season of Twin Peaks.

 

[Escape Goat]

"I was happy to meet Anna and Elsa, local heroes for the Norwegian people - great people, people who were Vikings, who gave America football in Minnesota. Wonderful people."

Everything scans.

 

[Easy_D]

Bet the sick fuck likes his steak well done too

 

[Klocker]

The guy is a walking cartoon character

 

[TheRealTalker]

This is what Obama ate/could order during his Saudi Trip in 2015.

https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/865554389141823490

Now compare Trump and his Steak with Ketchup

 

[Strike]

This is the reality we're living in.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

This is what Obama ate/could order during his Saudi Trip in 2015.

Now compare Trump and his Steak with Ketchup

And there's nothing even remotely exotic on that either. I'm not an expert on Saudi Arabian cuisine but it seems very tailored to American palates as it is. Trump can't even do fucking chicken skewers.

 

[TheRealTalker]

And there's nothing even remotely exotic on that either. I'm not an expert on Saudi Arabian cuisine but it seems very tailored to American palates as it is. Trump can't even do fucking chicken skewers.

Someone already photo-shopped it

 

[GuitarGuruu]

This is honestly embarrassing? What a nation.