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What's the worst or most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to you?

For me I think it was when I was 15 and working as a grocery clerk in the local IGA supermarket. One of the part owners accused me of eating some of the produce (i.e. not paying for it) then when I denied it he said "not only are you stealing but you're a liar" That really hurt as I had a good relationship with the guy, I ended up quitting on the spot in an angered rage.

The other part-owner phoned me at home and I was back at work the next date all forgiven. I never forgot it though.

 

[Doth Togo]

You're fired because you're too smart for this place.

:lol

 

[Tazznum1]

How the hell did you get fired on your day off?


Ok, it wasn't the meanest, but was the funniest at the time. Who thought the movie Friday would mean even more to me.

 

[ToxicAdam]

"I have a small cervix, you are the perfect size for me."



Uhh... thanks?

 

[olimario]

"I have a small cervix, you are the perfect size for me."



Uhh... thanks?

Ouch :lol

 

[Particle Physicist]

You're fired because you're too smart for this place.

:lol

fuck i got that. it was more. you are over qualified.

 

[J2 Cool]

"I have a small cervix, you are the perfect size for me."



Uhh... thanks?

:lol :lol

 

[Mama Smurf]

"I have a small cervix, you are the perfect size for me."



Uhh... thanks?

:lol

Though I can ermm...relate. Still, got to laugh!

 

[Incognito]

I LOVED YOU

 

[Foreign Jackass]

"I have a small cervix, you are the perfect size for me."



Uhh... thanks?

:lol
Yeah, I got that perfect size thing, too. "Yeah, my ex-boyfriend hurt like hell, you're the perfect size." What a turnoff. But, well, I got over it, and really, it doesn't seem to bother any girl. At all.

 

[darscot]

I once had a guy tell me "This car is worth more then you are." after getting in an accident. It was totally my fault too. When he said that I started to laugh and he really got pissed. It was minor fender bender and he wanted me to pay cash just to avoid the hassle of insurance and all that crap. I just laughed and told him for what insurance cost the last thing I'm going to do is deal with pricks like him.

 

[3phemeral]

Well, in High School, when I worked at burger king, I was referred to as "Chinito". Technically I'm still employed by them as I never quit and they never fired me. I still have the uniform from 8 years ago. lol

In AP Calc class, my teacher would always tell me "I don't know why you're here, you should just quit", despite the fact that I tutored students and got perfect scores on my homework. I just hated timed tests and thought it was a poor indication of the quality I could produce, but she felt it necessary to repeat after every examination.

In Geometry class, years prior to my AP calc class, I had a teacher who'd always pick on me. One time, I was just sitting, looking at the board and she caught me off guard and asked me a question. I just shrugged unknowingly and she stared for a good while, huffed for a moment and said, "You know, you're cute... but yah stoopid." Everyone always hated her because she never actually taught, smelled like cigarette smoke, and required you teach yourself the math so she could grill you the next day on whether or not you picked it up properly.

 

[Bluecondor]

"You're so nice. You're like a brother to me. I wish my friends and I would date guys like you."

Sure - you guys might be a bit mortified at a girl making allusions to your tiny size - but at least you're in the game then. "You're like a brother to me" isn't even in the ballpark, much less the game.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

Dad: "You're adopted"

He kept this going for years too. Fucking asshole.

 

[aoi tsuki]

:lol
Yeah, I got that perfect size thing, too. "Yeah, my ex-boyfriend hurt like hell, you're the perfect size." What a turnoff. But, well, I got over it, and really, it doesn't seem to bother any girl. At all.

i don't see that as a bad thing really, especially if she said you were the "pefect size". Granted, it depends on your partner, but the idea that bigger is better only works to a certain point here.

 

[Particle Physicist]

I just shrugged unknowingly and she stared for a good while, huffed for a moment and said, "You know, you're cute... but yah stoopid."

was she hot?

 

[Particle Physicist]

Dad: "You're adopted"

He kept this going for years too. Fucking asshole.

:lol

 

[3phemeral]

was she hot?

If you're chain smoking, weed addicted, tooth decaying, fraggle rock horse-faced look a likes that end up submitted into mental hospitals, then she's your gal. Plus, how hot can someone named Ms. Hariston be? ^_~

 

[belgurdo]

Dad: "You're adopted"

He kept this going for years too. Fucking asshole.

I second the :lol

Mine: My father called me "arrogant" a month or so ago because I disagreed with how he was treating my mother and suggested they get a divorce and becuase I'm an introvert. I don't know what compelled him to do that or what made him think that attacking the fact that I choose to rarely go outside would hurt me, but I made sure i disrespected him right back afterwards to make everything even

And I think I got called "a waste of life" at GameFAQs when I first started posting there years ago (I used to troll a lot, but usually to liven up boring topics.) It stuck with me and I don't think I've taken forums seriously since

 

[Foreign Jackass]

i don't see that as a bad thing really, especially if she said you were the "pefect size". Granted, it depends on your partner, but the idea that bigger is better only works to a certain point here.

I know my reaction is perfect macho stupidity, but I just want to have the biggest schlong any girl I date has ever seen. What do I care if it hurts, if I have a huge schlong!

No, seriously, it's ok after a while, but it's just not the type of thing I really like to hear. I'm not a macho guy, but I'm still a guy.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

I second the :lol

My dad's one twisted motherfucker, I really resented him when I was younger. But now, damn I love the guy, such a sick sense of humour that's totally rubbed off on me. I just hope I don't emulate that with my kids, I probably will though :lol

 

[Gek54]

"You are the reason he left" :\

 

[Pedigree Chum]

"You are the reason he left" :\

 

[boutrosinit]

hmmm...

"I care about you too, but I know you'll always care for me and I'm not ready for something intense".

Girl I was in love with after I told her I was moving countries. That was a fun night

Funnily enough, the guy she ditched me for later moved countries and dumped her over the phone. She sold all his shit to charity (they ended up living together). I think it was a blessing in disguise.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I know my reaction is perfect macho stupidity, but I just want to have the biggest schlong any girl I date has ever seen. What do I care if it hurts, if I have a huge schlong!

No, seriously, it's ok after a while, but it's just not the type of thing I really like to hear. I'm not a macho guy, but I'm still a guy.

i don't have a MONSTER COCK, but evidentally i'm a bit larger than most of the other guys my partners have had. Good for sex, but it tends to leave them more sore than usual. It also makes anal pretty much impossible.

Granted, it depends on the situation, but most of my time with a woman is not spent using my penis. Hands, lips, toes, etc. get a lot of use as well.

For me, i'm not a muscular guy (read: i'm a stick), so i get "wow, you're like an elf" in bed. Yeah, that's a turn on. :/

 

[Mama Smurf]

"You're so nice. You're like a brother to me. I wish my friends and I would date guys like you."

:lol The bolded bit really makes it. It's just the sort of thing I can imagine some girls saying.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

Hands, lips, toes, etc. get a lot of use as well.

*shudders*

 

[3phemeral]

...

I found a review of her from RatemyTeachers.com:

Reading the relationship ones reminded me of this one:

"I want someone like you... but just not you" (Uh.. why do you want me but not want me? Said this after we broke up)

Another one, same girl: "I met this guy, he's exaclty like you" (said while we were still together and she was off away to boot camp)

 

[Foreign Jackass]

:lol The bolded bit really makes it. It's just the sort of thing I can imagine some girls saying.

Yeah, girls say things like that. I have been lucky enough not to get comments like that, but some of my friends did. Guys don't tend to be that bad at it, at least the guys I know.

 

[Mama Smurf]

For me, i'm not a muscular guy (read: i'm a stick), so i get "wow, you're like an elf" in bed. Yeah, that's a turn on. :/

...elf? Do elves have a reputation?

 

[Particle Physicist]

.

 

[darscot]

My daughter has bright blue eyes both me and my wife have brown when ever anyone asks were she got her eyes I say the mailman.

 

[mrmyth]

"Remember that guy I told you was my cousin? He's not my cousin. We've been fucking for weeks."


One brainiac girl in high school, upon hearing that I wasn't going directly to college, tsked and said to me with a straight face, "I'll give you a job in my company when you can't find anything." Bitch got pregnant at college because her parents never let her out and now she works at Sears.

 

[bjork]

"You're a mistake."

 

[boutrosinit]

It also makes anal pretty much impossible.

Warm em up with your thumb first (while fucking from behind and they've come once or twice, slide it in). Then use spit or lube to insert, making sure they are relaxed, otherwise you'll hurt the poor girl. That's the only way in my experience. Idiots who try and insert straight away or just from out of nowhere end up putting girls off anal for good. Twats.

I have the same 'not monster cock, but makes them sore' cock properties and have found the above works most times. Though the girls I gave regular anal to had tried it before.

 

[boutrosinit]

"Remember that guy I told you was my cousin? He's not my cousin. We've been fucking for weeks."

One brainiac girl in high school, upon hearing that I wasn't going directly to college, tsked and said to me with a straight face, "I'll give you a job in my company when you can't find anything." Bitch got pregnant at college because her parents never let her out and now she works at Sears.

X-D LMFAO! That is very fucking funny.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Yeah, girls say things like that. I have been lucky enough not to get comments like that, but some of my friends did. Guys don't tend to be that bad at it, at least the guys I know.

She thinks she's being complimentary, but it's really fucking annoying when you're a nice guy and hear girls bitch all day long about how they hate arrogant assholes, only to then basically tell you they like the bad guy.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

My daughter has bright blue eyes both me and my wife have brown when ever anyone asks were she got her eyes I say the mailman.

Dude, that's fairly common. Two brown eyes can have blue eyes, easily.

 

[darscot]

Dude, that's fairly common. Two brown eyes can have blue eyes, easily.

I know it is only a joke it was a reference to the post above mine but he has edited so it seems out of context now.

 

[Dan]

Probably the worst thing I've gotten is silence.

I was good friends with this Asian guy during the couple years before high school. Well, long story short, he ends up at a different school. I see him visiting my school a while later. He's hanging with some underclassmen whom I also knew, so I wandered over and said hi. This guy, he just fucking stared at me as if I'd done the worst thing ever. This guy was my friend for years and now he wouldn't even say a word to me in front of his Asian pals. I just held his gaze for a minute and then walked off. I later had it confirmed that he'd turned into some crazy prick who'd given some other mutual friends shit about how they only had one Asian parent. What a fucker.

 

[Wellington]

I know my reaction is perfect macho stupidity, but I just want to have the biggest schlong any girl I date has ever seen. What do I care if it hurts, if I have a huge schlong!

:lol :lol :lol

Worst thing ever said to me was from my own father, scarred me for life. He asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up (I was 7 or 8 at the time) and I told him I wanted to be an executive (Really, I just wanted to be someone that went to work with a button down shirt and tie, I didn't know what to call it). So he asked me an executive of what, and before I could answer he said (translated from Spanish) "An executive of shit, that's what you'll be." I was devastated. :|

 

[DCX]

"I have a small cervix, you are the perfect size for me."



Uhh... thanks?

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol BuuuuRUuuurrrrrnnnnnnn!!! Damn dude, that sucks...i must say, i have a girl i like right now and she also says she has a small cervix...although she is very scared of the possibilities

DCX

 

[acoustix]

My last ex-girlfriend told me she didnt care if I got head from other girls cause she didnt like to do it. She also said she didnt care where I went or what I did as long as I didnt cheat. I asked why cause it seemed very odd. Her responce was "it takes alot for me to care, and with you I just dont"

I know it doesnt sound that bad, but at the time I was pretty much in love with the bitch.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

:lol :lol :lol

Worst thing ever said to me was from my own father, scarred me for life. He asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up (I was 7 or 8 at the time) and I told him I wanted to be an executive (Really, I just wanted to be someone that went to work with a button down shirt and tie, I didn't know what to call it). So he asked me an executive of what, and before I could answer he said (translated from Spanish) "An executive of shit, that's what you'll be." I was devastated. :|

:lol :lol :lol :lol
Holy shit, I can't believe I'm laughing, cause that's the harshest thing I've ever heard. But man, it sounds like something even That 70's Show's Red wouldn't say.

 

[Dan]

:lol :lol :lol :lol
Holy shit, I can't believe I'm laughing, cause that's the harshest thing I've ever heard. But man, it sounds like something even That 70's Show's Red wouldn't say.

Red: The only thing you'll be an executive of is my foot in your ass!

 

[Foreign Jackass]

My last ex-girlfriend told me she didnt care if I got head from other girls cause she didnt like to do it. She also said she didnt care where I went or what I did as long as I didnt cheat. I asked why cause it seemed very odd. Her responce was "it takes alot for me to care, and with you I just dont"

I know it doesnt sound that bad, but at the time I was pretty much in love with the bitch.

I got that from a girl, too. Well, it was more like, you can go ahead and have sex with other girls, I don't mind. Happened a month ago, in fact. Still didn't have sex with any other girl, but I'm kinda in love with her, and I wouldn't want to hurt my chances, even if she doesn't seem to care.

 

[Suerte]

Probably when my dad said he was ashamed of me when he found out I was a gay. It was in the heat of the moment though, so I don't know if he really meant it.

 

[swoon]

"y'know choices"

 

[Bluecondor]

:lol The bolded bit really makes it. It's just the sort of thing I can imagine some girls saying.

My other favorite version of that line is - after X minutes of complaining about the jerk guys she and her friends date - "You're the type of guy my friends and I should be attracted to...."

The worst is - I'm older now - so now it's even more harrowing, i.e. "I wish I would have married someone nice like you."

Of course - this usually means that the woman has some serious baggage. The once-devastating line is now a strong warning signal of unwanted drama.

 

[Particle Physicist]

:lol :lol :lol

Worst thing ever said to me was from my own father, scarred me for life. He asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up (I was 7 or 8 at the time) and I told him I wanted to be an executive (Really, I just wanted to be someone that went to work with a button down shirt and tie, I didn't know what to call it). So he asked me an executive of what, and before I could answer he said (translated from Spanish) "An executive of shit, that's what you'll be." I was devastated. :|

:lol


you guys have awesome fathers.