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Worst thing ever said to you?

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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
darscot said:
I once had a guy tell me "This car is worth more then you are." after getting in an accident. It was totally my fault too. When he said that I started to laugh and he really got pissed. It was minor fender bender and he wanted me to pay cash just to avoid the hassle of insurance and all that crap. I just laughed and told him for what insurance cost the last thing I'm going to do is deal with pricks like him.

Haha what a piece of shit. People like that should be put on a boat, and sink it.
 
Suerte said:
Probably when my dad said he was ashamed of me when he found out I was a gay. It was in the heat of the moment though, so I don't know if he really meant it.
Damn, that sucks.

By the way, this is one of the most interesting threads I've read in a while here. Keep those humiliations coming! :lol
 

Manics

Banned
Foreign Jackass said:
I got that from a girl, too. Well, it was more like, you can go ahead and have sex with other girls, I don't mind. Happened a month ago, in fact. Still didn't have sex with any other girl, but I'm kinda in love with her, and I wouldn't want to hurt my chances, even if she doesn't seem to care.



Eek. Don't know if I'd want to be with a girl who didn't care if I slept around. Does that mean she feels it's ok for her to sleep around too? I mean if that's the way you go then I guess, but I believe in monogamy.
 

Alucard

Banned
"You scare me sometimes!"

Girl was in tears. Grade 8. Made me feel like an ass and a creepy bastard that I wasn't.
 
Manics said:
Eek. Don't know if I'd want to be with a girl who didn't care if I slept around. Does that mean she feels it's ok for her to sleep around too? I mean if that's the way you go then I guess, but I believe in monogamy.
I do, too. I have complete trust in her, and I know she won't just fuck around without telling me, but it still bugs me as hell that she thinks she wouldn't care. In fact, I absolutely KNOW that she'd get pissed as hell at me if I did it, cause she's generally the jealous type. But the fact that she tells me to do it pisses me off.
 

ToxicAdam

Member
DCX said:
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol BuuuuRUuuurrrrrnnnnnnn!!! Damn dude, that sucks...i must say, i have a girl i like right now and she also says she has a small cervix...although she is very scared of the possibilities ;)

DCX


I know. :lol


The worst part of mine, is that I was kind of proud of myself ... like "yeeaa.. she thinks I'm perfect" ... later on, I realized what a backhanded compliment it was.



Oh ya .. Wellington's had me rolling too! 'Executive of Shit' .. I think that should be a custom title!
 

Manics

Banned
Foreign Jackass said:
I do, too. I have complete trust in her, and I know she won't just fuck around without telling me, but it still bugs me as hell that she thinks she wouldn't care. In fact, I absolutely KNOW that she'd get pissed as hell at me if I did it, cause she's generally the jealous type. But the fact that she tells me to do it pisses me off.



Maybe she's testing you to see if you really love her. She figures if you don't fuck around then you're in love? I dunno sounds warped but could be her rationale.
 
Manics said:
Maybe she's testing you to see if you really love her. She figures if you don't fuck around then you're in love? I dunno sounds warped but could be her rationale.
Yeah, I dunno. She's both the smartest girl I've ever met and the most fucked up one.
 

aoi tsuki

Member
boutrosinit said:
Warm em up with your thumb first (while fucking from behind and they've come once or twice, slide it in). Then use spit or lube to insert, making sure they are relaxed, otherwise you'll hurt the poor girl. That's the only way in my experience. Idiots who try and insert straight away or just from out of nowhere end up putting girls off anal for good. Twats.

I have the same 'not monster cock, but makes them sore' cock properties and have found the above works most times. Though the girls I gave regular anal to had tried it before.
i had read that strategy online, i'll definitely start slowly working it in. Thanks! :)

Edit: And some of your dads sound like they were ripped from a Perry Bible Fellowship strip. :(
 

mrmyth

Member
Bluecondor said:
Of course - this usually means that the woman has some serious baggage. The once-devastating line is now a strong warning signal of unwanted drama.


Yes, sir.


And the thing to remember is that you can't fucking 'fix' them. They nine times out of ten love bad boys and being fucked over, and when they aren't being fucked over, they'll feel they need to fuck you over.


Another one I just remembered - "I need to borrow some money."

Said to me by my own mother after not speaking to me for over a year.
 

human5892

Queen of Denmark
aoi tsuki said:
i don't have a MONSTER COCK, but evidentally i'm a bit larger than most of the other guys my partners have had. Good for sex, but it tends to leave them more sore than usual. It also makes anal pretty much impossible.

Granted, it depends on the situation, but most of my time with a woman is not spent using my penis. Hands, lips, toes, etc. get a lot of use as well.

For me, i'm not a muscular guy (read: i'm a stick), so i get "wow, you're like an elf" in bed. Yeah, that's a turn on. :/
You are me?! :O
 

LakeEarth

Member
Manics said:
Maybe she's testing you to see if you really love her. She figures if you don't fuck around then you're in love? I dunno sounds warped but could be her rationale.
To simplify in GAF terms...
ackbar.jpg
 

golem

Member
i had some old grandma yell racist slurs at me just like yesterdays american dad.. lol.. who knew old people could be so angry. i broke all her damn potted plants later... mwahah
 
Wellington said:
:lol :lol :lol

Worst thing ever said to me was from my own father, scarred me for life. He asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up (I was 7 or 8 at the time) and I told him I wanted to be an executive (Really, I just wanted to be someone that went to work with a button down shirt and tie, I didn't know what to call it). So he asked me an executive of what, and before I could answer he said (translated from Spanish) "An executive of shit, that's what you'll be." I was devastated. :|

Holy shit, that's fucking HORRIBLE. Damn.

*happy with being adopted*

:p
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
There's nothing coming to mind for me. Which is maybe a good sign, perhaps no one says bad things about me...to my face.

Or maybe there have been so many bad things, nothing stands out.

Or maybe I've blocked them all out.

Actually I think I'd need someone I really cared about to say something before it hurt me. And seeing as that accounts for...oh, 2 people, the chances are low.
 

totoro'd

Member
"I'm attracted to blondes. I wish I had a girlfriend that looked like Jenny McCarthy." (I'm brunette) -from an ex-boyfriend

We weren't even arguing or anything either, it was like he was just thinking out loud or something.
 
aoi tsuki said:
We elves gotta stick together!
I'm kind of a stick, too. But, well, I guess my "stick" isn't as big. Well, what's weird is that I never got any comment over the size of it before that girl. Maybe she fucked with huge schlongs before, I dunno. If I go by the numbers, I'm usually in the upper side of the average. Damn doubt-giving bitch!
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Don't worry about it man, there's nothing you can do either way. Just assume you're fine, lacking in confidence will only hurt matters, whether big or small.
 
Be-Ah-Hui said:
"I'm attracted to blondes. I wish I had a girlfriend that looked like Jenny McCarthy." (I'm brunette) -from an ex-boyfriend

We weren't even arguing or anything either, it was like he was just thinking out loud or something.

He said that WHILE you guys were dating? Damn.
 

human5892

Queen of Denmark
aoi tsuki said:
We elves gotta stick together!
Haha, that made me imagine you and I (despite the fact that I don't know what you look like) as the horse jockey elves from that one Simpsons episode, singing that song about living in the tree.

If you haven't seen or heard of that episode, I'm sure I sound batshit insane by now.
 
Be-Ah-Hui said:
"I'm attracted to blondes. I wish I had a girlfriend that looked like Jenny McCarthy." (I'm brunette) -from an ex-boyfriend

We weren't even arguing or anything either, it was like he was just thinking out loud or something.
What a dumbass.
 

maynerd

Banned
Mama Smurf said:
She thinks she's being complimentary, but it's really fucking annoying when you're a nice guy and hear girls bitch all day long about how they hate arrogant assholes, only to then basically tell you they like the bad guy.

You know what they say...treat 'em ruff get their muff.
 

Dilbert

Member
"You're funny, nice, smart...you'd be exactly what I was looking for in a boyfriend if you were just HOT!"

Y'know, not that I'm still bitter or anything. :(
 

human5892

Queen of Denmark
-jinx- said:
"You're funny, nice, smart...you'd be exactly what I was looking for in a boyfriend if you were just HOT!"
Jesus, ouch! :(

I guess some people are born brain damaged, so that they are unable to properly understand tact.
 

human5892

Queen of Denmark
Foreign Jackass said:
The same person told me I wasn't confident enough in myself and that I was overestimating my capacities in less than 48 hours.
:lol

Maybe she meant you need to be confident in your ability to sell yourself shorter.

"Hot damn, I don't think I can succeed at this at all!"
 

acoustix

Member
Foreign Jackass said:
Yeah, I dunno. She's both the smartest girl I've ever met and the most fucked up one.

Heh, alot of your replies reminded me of my ex. She wasnt the smartest girl Ive ever dated but definately a little messed up. Her lack of jealousy bothered me, but she was HOT, so I think she just had alot of self-esteem or something. Truth is, whenever we went somewhere there werent any other chics that looked bettter to me.

p.s. I think I should be in the elf club as well.
 
Around the age of 15, my mom told me she regretted having me, lets just say how i felt that day is pretty much ingrained in my mind.
 

DCX

DCX
Bluecondor said:
"You're so nice. You're like a brother to me. I wish my friends and I would date guys like you."
I get the whole, man i was there were more guys like you line :lol :lol Yeah becuase we are truely a rare breed and i'm endangered so i can't be touched, you know for perserving fucking man-kind...and no, i'm not bitter :)

DCX
 

J2 Cool

Member
Oh man, girls are ruthless sometimes, and guys too, Be-Ah-Hui. Anyway, yeah, the ex is where I'd have to go for those hurtful comments, because my Mom will just plain say anything. She has no sense. One day she just told me "I don't like you! You may be my son, but it doesn't mean I have to like you.". But of course she'll come back around when I've stopped arguing for a few hours. Pushes every emotion to the edge.

The ex though, one time, we split for about a week or so. After coming back she told me how confused she got, dating an ex of her's in that span and coming back. So we dated again, and I said "I love you" some time after that, and I got "I know". She decided she wouldn't say it anymore. So one time, 2-3 months later, we were still basically dating. At the end of the phone conversation, which was a drama filled one, she says "I love you" to end it. I say "I love you too" and hang up. Not 10 minutes later, I go online, walking on clouds, etc. And she IM's me. "Oh yeah, when I said I loved you, I meant I love you, like I love my friends. Not love you, love you."
 
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Deleted member 4784

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"I wish I never gave birth to you." My mom on my 18th birthday when she realized that if I was still Atheist now, that I probably was going to continue to be one.

Also, the ones probably everyone else has heard at one point too:

"I don't love you anymore." and "I met someone else."

Oh, I forgot the best one:

"My family doesn't approve of you."
 

Togeo

Member
"Take your pill."

Oh yeah, this was just a killer for all the kids in elementary school and Jr. High. I have a REALLY extreme case of ADHD (diagnosed before the whole "OMG MY KID HAS TEH ADHD!" fad and I was diagnosed extremely early). Basically this line was used to debunk anything I had to say especially if I had any emotional involvement in the conversation. "Go take your pill, Ian!" Couldn't say anything without my disorder being brought up, thrown in my face, and laughed at. Oh that was barrels O fun.
 

Manics

Banned
Funny how so many of the comments are from girlfriend/boyfriend comments. I remember a buddy of mine told me his ex-gf once said to him "I can't believe I ever slept with you".

Funny enough, they're still friends.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Wellington said:
:lol :lol :lol

Worst thing ever said to me was from my own father, scarred me for life. He asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up (I was 7 or 8 at the time) and I told him I wanted to be an executive (Really, I just wanted to be someone that went to work with a button down shirt and tie, I didn't know what to call it). So he asked me an executive of what, and before I could answer he said (translated from Spanish) "An executive of shit, that's what you'll be." I was devastated. :|

:lol :lol :lol I pictured John Leguizamo immitating his father when I read that quote. That's so bad.

My parents have never once said anything like that to me.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Oh wait, I have one! I'd was talking to my then girlfriend online, and to be honest she was always pretty dodgy, and it was all perfectly amiable. If anything a bit more happy than usual.

5 minutes after we both go off I get a text message from her: "asshole"

That's it. Nothing else. It wasn't actually that hurtful, just made me angry, I guess it could have been if I had any idea what it was about. She never did explain, just apologised in that way some people do, like they're doing you a favour they shouldn't have to by doing it.
 

Dsal

it's going to come out of you and it's going to taste so good
When I was a teenager, I was really really skinny with a lot of bad acne. I was about to turn the corner into the kitchen when I heard my mom talking to my sister and she was saying something about how she felt sorry for me because I "was so ugly right now." It felt like such a betrayal coming from the one person who I had always thought I could count on loving me as I was. I just turned around and ran back to my room before they could see me listening in.

Looking back, she was right :lol, and the acne cleared up after a couple of years or so and I gained weight. But still, not something you want to hear back then.
 

darscot

Member
As a twist what is the worst thing you've ever said to someone.
I've had a couple of bad ones. The usual calling a girl by the wrong name in bed. I once told a girlfriend in a moment of utter stupidity. "If only you looked like her or she fucked like you." I was kinda dating both of them and she put me on the spot about the whole deal. Also I dropped the "I wouldn't cross the street to piss in your mouth if your teeth where on fire" to a girl that just wouldn't take a hint.
 

Particle Physicist

between a quark and a baryon
Togeo said:
"Take your pill."

Oh yeah, this was just a killer for all the kids in elementary school and Jr. High. I have a REALLY extreme case of ADHD (diagnosed before the whole "OMG MY KID HAS TEH ADHD!" fad and I was diagnosed extremely early). Basically this line was used to debunk anything I had to say especially if I had any emotional involvement in the conversation. "Go take your pill, Ian!" Couldn't say anything without my disorder being brought up, thrown in my face, and laughed at. Oh that was barrels O fun.


there was a kid treated exactly like that in my elementary school.


i also had a teacher tell my parents that they needed to put me on medication. :/
 

ocelittle

Banned
When I broke up with the 'first love' (2 Years), we stopped talking for awhile. In short, she was a total different person from when we started going out, and I didn't like that, and she didn't like that I didn't like that. So about three months after we had broken up (she had cheated and was still with the guy), she told me:

"It's funny, I'm the exact girlfriend you've always wanted."

WHHHHATTTT?
 

mrmyth

Member
darscot said:
As a twist what is the worst thing you've ever said to someone.
I've had a couple of bad ones. The usual calling a girl by the wrong name in bed. I once told a girlfriend in a moment of utter stupidity. "If only you looked like her or she fucked like you." I was kinda dating both of them and she put me on the spot about the whole deal. Also I dropped the "I wouldn't cross the street to piss in your mouth if your teeth where on fire" to a girl that just wouldn't take a hint.


Intentionally hurtful? "If you try to keep me from seeing my daughter again, there won't be enough pieces of you to bury, you bitch."


Unintentionally hurtful? "I like doggystyle better with you than her. You don't move like she does face-to-face. You have a bigger ass." <----said to a white girl.
 
darscot said:
As a twist what is the worst thing you've ever said to someone.
I've had a couple of bad ones. The usual calling a girl by the wrong name in bed. I once told a girlfriend in a moment of utter stupidity. "If only you looked like her or she fucked like you." I was kinda dating both of them and she put me on the spot about the whole deal. Also I dropped the "I wouldn't cross the street to piss in your mouth if your teeth where on fire" to a girl that just wouldn't take a hint.
You're an ass.
 
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